Kaedus

I'm sure you all would be really excited about it this:
https://plus.google.com/u/0/11129420...ts/gbeKneoTDh8

The only thing that makes me not that worried is the fact that these guys don't have competent tech people, as evidenced in this post:
Linkscape Index Delay Explained | SEOmoz

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barman

he is such a momo

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adamx12m

You've identified the first webspam link...

Falian

The thing is, Rand's team is going to be way worse at detecting "webspam" than Google is. It's not like they will be helping Google fight spam.


If anything, it's going to scare whitehatters away from certain tactics. As a result, said tactics will be more valuable... I'm cool with it .

JCash

What's it like riding these SEO gurus' dick? Is there ever any sooth in the tea-leaves or is it just an endless feed of bullshit about nothing by idiots for nubs?

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amateursurgeon

Inb4 ddos.

ChickenFucker

Lol, I've never seen so many tightly packed insults lumped together in one phrase. You mad about something bro?

mikeshinobi

I don't know who I hate more, Rand Fishkin or his slew of dick riding cronies.

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ChickenFucker

Does it make you mad that he made $120 mill last year? Rofl, noob.

JCash

When I was 15 I bought into an MLM deal, learned the hard way about being a stupid mark for charlatans, and now am angry on behalf of everyone who buys into scams like amway, the law of attraction, and seo and hasn't figured out they're stupid marks yet.

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Zaino

good, people will just spam his site and post SS all over the internet.

ChickenFucker

Lemme guess, amway? Who hasn't been ripped off by those cock suckers lmao? Fortunately I was too broke to even afford the initial cost and on top of it I was a fucking loner that absolutely hated talking to people irl hahah.

Staccs

The stupid hat system being used as a blanket term limiting the "legitimacy" of all SEO that involves link building drives me crazy. It's SEOmoz pioneered ethics, and they're beyond illogical.

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crackp0t

So what exactly is this faggot doing? Is he outing sites that do stuff he doesn't like? I'm starting to think he's trying to be the SpamHaus of SEO.

Does this guy ever goto anything like ASW, Adtec, etc?

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thehobbster

MLM in general is pretty shifty and the guys on top prosper like mofo's, but if you can make yourself a "guy on top" you can earn some easy coin. My parents did Amway when I was really young. I hardly remembered much besides going to silly meetings and seeing people become Emeralds and Diamonds and all that. 25 years later I end up asking my parents about it. They said they made an extra 30 grand a year doing that with about two evenings worth of work a week. Of course, there were those guys pulling down a million a year in commissions. I saw one of those pink caddilacs from that other MLM driving around here not too long ago.

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amateursurgeon

wtf? How can he be employing "super smart tech people" if linkscape runs are being felled by harddrive failures? Haven't they heard of storage virtualization?



Plus... am I the only person who mentally translates "Le sigh" whenever someone writes it as "I AM AN ENORMOUS PENIS" ? It's like people who say "OMG" out loud.

igl00

rand wants to learn some seo after years in business.

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amateursurgeon

Yeah, can't help thinking this is his "UMadBro" response to Grindstone's antics.

Gambit

^this.

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guerilla

So basically, the entire human race, because even as rational as I like to think I am, I probably subscribe to dozens of nonsensical delusions.

Being angry isn't profitable bro. Sell people stuff that they think makes them happy.

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Unarmed Gunman

Maybe he's just mad that all those PM's to Grindstone went unanswered.

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ChickenFucker

uuuuhhh, I dunno about that champ:

Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!

guerilla

Uhhh

Sell people stuff that they think makes them happy.

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ChickenFucker

Obviously you've never heard of alex jones. Show me one thing on that website that isn't illuminati and end-of-the-world chicken little bullshit.

mikeshinobi

Being "in the know" makes people happy.

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ChickenFucker

No, not really it doesn't. Have you ever MET an alex jone enthusiast? They just become more and more depressed as they listen to his special brand of intellectual poison.

guerilla

ChickenFucker, listen to mikeshinobi.

Don't make me not need you.

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ChickenFucker

meh, would type a not-so-clever retort but i'm too busy watching this guy insert his nuts into a girls asshole (serious nsfw warning) One Man Double Penetration - Balls In Her ASS!

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MSTeacher

+1

+1

Made me think of this:

I think Google likes and accepts spam for their own reasons, and Rand Fishkin gives me a headache and needs a new job.

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JCash

Spamhaus is the spamhaus of SEO, lots of their listings lately committed to xrumerers and scrapeboxers.

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ChickenFucker

I just don't get why you'd be getting so fucking mad over somebody making his paper? Unless he's snatching it out of your own mouth who gives a fuck? Go grab some and let the market take care of this cock sucker.

Grindstone

Meh, I don't think I make up 0.01% of Rand's daily neuron firings. He's got a grip of venture capital cash he needs to do something with, a very public platform and has firmly established himself as the Anti-Spam Crusader, now he can live up to it.

Only even with the help of epic faggots like Pedro Dias and Josh Bachynski, he's going to fail miserably. While he's trying to catalog and grade what we did in the past, the creative among us will be creating the next generation of scaled automated "white hat" link building. The rest of you are probably fucked though.

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jryan21

Yeah guys, I think we'll be safe from this braintrust:

brandonbaker

Pretty much this. Whatever Rand uncovers with his supersleuth blackhat-detecting powers will already be outdated by the time it's found.

That's...pretty much the whole idea of blackhat.

MSTeacher

review copy plz

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bitsdawg

i just don't understand why his wife doesn't tell Rand that his glamor shot looks really gay, or at best something that would appeal only to 13 year old tweenies

...uh, no offense if anybody here is gay or a tweeny.

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Dwight Schrute

Next SEO contest: Pedro Dias fucks chickens

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efeezy

I'm not worried about this in the least. I'll be building great sites and they'll be so great everyone will just naturally want to link to them. Non-link building is the new link building.

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ly2 from WF

I have seen rumors that Pedro Dias the SEO guy is a massive homosexual who sucks dick from behind...but that's just what I've read...

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FriedaTakaha

I don't know who I hate more

ThisWebThing

If this guy is so good at "seo" (and knows the google algo which i would think changes from time to time ) he should just go for #1 for Car Insurance etc...
This is nonsense stuff here.

Build your sites, ignore all this nonsense.

Spam = content. (build out your content, something people in your "niche" might like, do a little social if you can must... and call it a day)

All is pretty much guesswork here, always will be...... to a changing algo... a moving target.

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SEOFrog

The Messiah cometh.

BradleyT2p2

This thing doesn't pass the so what test. SEOMoz gave your sites inbound links a spam score of 22 - so what?

It doesn't change a thing in the Google SERPs. Last I checked the Google SERPs were more important than anything SEOMoz tools showed you.

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Cygnus

Guys, it won't be hard to manipulate and noisy it up. Every footprint that gets maked as MOZspam can quickly get pointed to inbound.org if you are so inclined. This project is coming from the guy that claims negative seo doesn't work in 99% of all cases...a statement which actual practioners of search marketing know to be quite invalid. So, I wouldn't worry a heck of a lot about it.

Falian

Can someone with photoshop skills please take a picture of Rand and make him slowly turn into a picture of Cutts.

DampSquid

I literally shit my pants.

Also Gary A. Fowler would do great prison: 1) Sucks Dick 2) Snitches

mituozo

Negative SEO doesn't work in the way that many people claim it does. Using tactics like spamming links all to 1 anchor kw is only ever going to work for taking down small-medium sites.

Real negative SEO verges on being illegal: fraudulent DMCA requests, spam reports, all sorts of crap like that to remove links to a domain and generally damage their online reputation. Even that though you're never going to manage to do to the likes of inbound.org, or seomoz. They just have too many links, you'd have to have a real vendetta and a huge ass team with tons of cash to get close to making a dent.

Not to mention those particular guys are all up in Matt's ass, so can likely get any penalty lifted if there was one anyway.

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dzianis

epic indeed!

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cardine

That sounds eerily similar to my negative SEO tactic: Tell the RIAA the site you want taken down is illegally hosting music.

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