How to get hot women to have sex with you - yes this really works lol, no gimmicks

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You have a hard time getting laid because you have a hard time getting paid. Sex to most women is a transaction - unless you're ridiculously attractive (let's admit it, only a mother could love your ugly mug) or have some other very desirable characteristic, you're going to be facing an immense amount of competition.

Cut all the bullshit out - the only way to get the attention of a massive number of cute women would be to have something they need/want. Basically, anything that they would pay $$$ for, switch that out for sex. After that, it's simply a matter of keeping up decent hygienic standards.

Here are a few gigs - and they can all work synergistically. Keep in mind if you actually run this like a business and rather than just a pussy farm and give your clients more than just a hard dick you'll cum out much farther ahead:

1. Start a "modeling agency". Give for free but the upsell should be expensive as fuck. For example, a free customized twitter account with an upsell of a website, etc... Most hot young girls are broke. Give them alternative forms of payment.

2. Start a yoga class. These are always filled with young, flexible, very attractive women. Offer regular sessions for dirt cheap just to build up a client base. It will also give you the chance to befriend tons of women on a regular basis. Upsell an advanced yoga class OR even your aforementioned modeling agency.

3. Hold auditions for a female dance group - you're the talent agency/music director. Gives you a great excuse to chat up HOT women and see where their particular business interests lie. Offer to advance their careers - fo a price ;). Upsell modeling or yoga.

4. Get involved in the local theater and acting groups. By now it should be fairly self explanatory as to what you need to/can do.


In all these scenarios, you MUST be in the position of power - as in you have something they need and want. Never relieve that position, the second you start chasing pussy more than retain your power is the second shit starts to fall apart and you wind up being taken like a fucking sucker. Enjoy ;).
 


There's a new bar near my college. It's super popular and everyone goes there. This guy "Tommy" is the founder, and EVERYONE knows him. He takes pictures with hot girls all the time, gives them hugs, shakes their hand...but the thing is, Tommy is ugly as fuck. He does not get laid. If you are ugly as fuck, you will not get laid.

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The thing about sex lives is that you can NEVER believe what a person says because it's 99% likely to be bullshit. Therefore I don't believe you and you'd have to be naive to think that that a rich bar owner doesn't get laid.

Secondly, how exactly would you capitalize (pussy wise) on a bar? All the gigs mentioned above are services that hot women NEED not want. You use that to your advantage. If you're not getting laid from that, it's your own fault.

Ron Jeremy would be out of business if you were remotely correct.
 
There's a new bar near my college. It's super popular and everyone goes there. This guy "Tommy" is the founder, and EVERYONE knows him. He takes pictures with hot girls all the time, gives them hugs, shakes their hand...but the thing is, Tommy is ugly as fuck. He does not get laid. If you are ugly as fuck, you will not get laid.

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New Hay Hay?
 
Reminds me of a business idea I had in college:

You hire attractive high school and college girl (18-25) at $10-$20 an hour and basically "rent them" (can't find a better word) to restaurants and bars struggling to attract clients.

We all know that guys walk into a bar, take 10 seconds to "scan" the area and if they feel like there isn't enough hot chicks in the place, they'll bounce and go somewhere else.

So as a restaurant owner, you'd pay me like $30 per hour per chick ($150 for 5 chicks for 1 hour) and I'll send them to you looking SEXY as fuck.

-Girls get paid to party = happy
-Restaurant owner gets tons of horny guys spending money at the bar = happy
-You get lots of monies = happy
-You're the boss of a network of hot chicks = double happy

Is this is an amazing idea or what? You can than franchise it all over the U.S.! :zzwhip:

thank me later aligator :D
 
adding to your list, setup a rave, if you're into crazy kinky women that is. the cool thing about them is most of the men who attend them are poor and beta. but the chicks are crazy sexy so it's easy to stand out in those scenes if you have money.
 
Reminds me of a business idea I had in college:

You hire attractive high school and college girl (18-25) at $10-$20 an hour and basically "rent them" (can't find a better word) to restaurants and bars struggling to attract clients.

We all know that guys walk into a bar, take 10 seconds to "scan" the area and if they feel like there isn't enough hot chicks in the place, they'll bounce and go somewhere else.

So as a restaurant owner, you'd pay me like $30 per hour per chick ($150 for 5 chicks for 1 hour) and I'll send them to you looking SEXY as fuck.

-Girls get paid to party = happy
-Restaurant owner gets tons of horny guys spending money at the bar = happy
-You get lots of monies = happy
-You're the boss of a network of hot chicks = double happy

Is this is an amazing idea or what? You can than franchise it all over the U.S.! :zzwhip:

thank me later aligator :D

New restaurants already do this to attract new customers so I'm guessing that someone has put this idea to use. But good-thinking none-the-less.
 
"How to get hot women to have sex with you" - Comes from a guy who fucks chickens

Looks as legit as a $17 "how do I make $183,567 per month" WSO
 
Warning: I am not responsible for how you use this knowledge.

You have a hard time getting laid because you have a hard time getting paid. Sex to most women is a transaction - unless you're ridiculously attractive (let's admit it, only a mother could love your ugly mug) or have some other very desirable characteristic, you're going to be facing an immense amount of competition.

Cut all the bullshit out - the only way to get the attention of a massive number of cute women would be to have something they need/want. Basically, anything that they would pay $$$ for, switch that out for sex. After that, it's simply a matter of keeping up decent hygienic standards.

Here are a few gigs - and they can all work synergistically. Keep in mind if you actually run this like a business and rather than just a pussy farm and give your clients more than just a hard dick you'll cum out much farther ahead:

1. Start a "modeling agency". Give for free but the upsell should be expensive as fuck. For example, a free customized twitter account with an upsell of a website, etc... Most hot young girls are broke. Give them alternative forms of payment.

2. Start a yoga class. These are always filled with young, flexible, very attractive women. Offer regular sessions for dirt cheap just to build up a client base. It will also give you the chance to befriend tons of women on a regular basis. Upsell an advanced yoga class OR even your aforementioned modeling agency.

3. Hold auditions for a female dance group - you're the talent agency/music director. Gives you a great excuse to chat up HOT women and see where their particular business interests lie. Offer to advance their careers - fo a price ;). Upsell modeling or yoga.

4. Get involved in the local theater and acting groups. By now it should be fairly self explanatory as to what you need to/can do.


In all these scenarios, you MUST be in the position of power - as in you have something they need and want. Never relieve that position, the second you start chasing pussy more than retain your power is the second shit starts to fall apart and you wind up being taken like a fucking sucker. Enjoy ;).

You noob. Just create a dating profile saying you do all those things.
 
Advice on how to get laid from a guy who has openly admitted to:

1. Going to vote for Obama
2. Is broke as fuck
3. Has trouble making money and staying focused
4. Spends every waking moment starting troll threads on WickedFire

Toby, get back to drinking Red Stripe and working at Best Buy. If you need money, Grindstone has a cotton field he could use help with.

/thread
 
Advice on how to get laid from a guy who has openly admitted to:

1. Going to vote for Obama
2. Is broke as fuck
3. Has trouble making money and staying focused
4. Spends every waking moment starting troll threads on WickedFire

Toby, get back to drinking Red Stripe and working at Best Buy. If you need money, Grindstone has a cotton field he could use help with.

/thread

Rofl, I make more money in 1 hour than you and all your beaner cousins do in 1 month at taco bell. I'd suggest taking your stumpy ass back there before your boss docks your $2.50/hr pay LOL :D.

Anyone that knows shit about what I do knows I've had plenty of money since 2009. And I'm on wickedfire all day because I actually DO work online retard.

Got it?