Hey guys, your favorite internet black man pewep is here with yet another enlightening/amusing/afrocentric thread purely for your reading pleasure and entertainment. My question today is: what's it like being white? I am super curious. And don't give me any bullshit, I wanna know the deep skinny. In return, here are a few black gems.
1. Even though I know it's wrong and he's a cunt, if I had to vote, I'd vote for Obama, purely because of how much I've been indoctrinated by my parents/peers.
2. Whenever I see a cute non-black girl, my first thought is of whether or not she is biased. I can usually tell within 1 - 2 minutes if she is sexually attracted to me or not.
3. I am not a ghetto black person, but I notice that most people automatically assume that I am.
4. I make an effort to speak very proper english IRL and it almost unnerves people that I am conversationally fluent and use proper diction. In fact it's almost unnatural and tends to make the atmosphere weird. As a result I have a repertoire of jokes I use to ease strangers and it works very well.
5. I really hate this and I wish I could change - blame it due to growing up in the South but I naturally have a negative view of most whites until proven otherwise. They have caused me the greatest emotional and financial pain. Blacks on the other hand have caused me the most raw physical pain. But once I get to know that a person is cool, I am very lovey dovey and I do NOT hate.
6. This is weird and I wish some non whites would explain why - why do asians, latinos, etc... feel closer to me than other races? I dunno.
7. I generally like jews, despite how much press they have in the media, here and other places. In case you don't know why, look up how close the jewish and black cultures have been throughout the millenia. They came form us, they helped up in civil rights, they are our defenders in first world countries. I really do like jews. Period. I hate hearing bullshit about them.
There is a lot more I wanna say but to be honest I'm not 100% comfortable sharing. I wanna hear you guys talk.
1. Even though I know it's wrong and he's a cunt, if I had to vote, I'd vote for Obama, purely because of how much I've been indoctrinated by my parents/peers.
2. Whenever I see a cute non-black girl, my first thought is of whether or not she is biased. I can usually tell within 1 - 2 minutes if she is sexually attracted to me or not.
3. I am not a ghetto black person, but I notice that most people automatically assume that I am.
4. I make an effort to speak very proper english IRL and it almost unnerves people that I am conversationally fluent and use proper diction. In fact it's almost unnatural and tends to make the atmosphere weird. As a result I have a repertoire of jokes I use to ease strangers and it works very well.
5. I really hate this and I wish I could change - blame it due to growing up in the South but I naturally have a negative view of most whites until proven otherwise. They have caused me the greatest emotional and financial pain. Blacks on the other hand have caused me the most raw physical pain. But once I get to know that a person is cool, I am very lovey dovey and I do NOT hate.
6. This is weird and I wish some non whites would explain why - why do asians, latinos, etc... feel closer to me than other races? I dunno.
7. I generally like jews, despite how much press they have in the media, here and other places. In case you don't know why, look up how close the jewish and black cultures have been throughout the millenia. They came form us, they helped up in civil rights, they are our defenders in first world countries. I really do like jews. Period. I hate hearing bullshit about them.
There is a lot more I wanna say but to be honest I'm not 100% comfortable sharing. I wanna hear you guys talk.
