The failure of Wickedfire - Douchebag makes me go ROFLMAO - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

Anarkist · 09-02-2007, 08:58 AM

So how many times do you encounter folks who think too big of themselves to even bother about anything else, when in reality they carry a negative IQ.

I am seldom irritated by some Internet Personality, but this case has to be special!

This dude that goes by the name Ned has been the case of amusement for me in the last couple of weeks.

First he begins with saying that Eli is a Scammer who runs BluehatSEO only to market his SQUIRT tool. He went ahead and posted this on DP (The problem with bluehatseo blog), where he was royally screwed by us.

After this he talks about the demise of BluehatSEO blog and to back this his points are that Eli doesn't post as much now and that he has took all the money he earned from SQUIRT and has run away. iamned.com Blog » The slow demise of Bluehatseo - LOL

As if all this wasn't enough, he forecasts about the failure of WF -

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In addition, these people have little sense of humor.

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As a result, trolling wickedfire has become a perverse hobby of mine.

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Of all the forums I have visited they are BY FAR the easiest to troll. It is effortless and entertaining provoking these prudes into trite arguments.

and the ultimate

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As for the future of wickedfire it will continue to smolder until Jon either closes it down to work on another project or enough people get fed up at the hypocrisy and decide the leave the forum. Posting activity has declined markedly in the past four or six months and I expect that trend to continue. Even Jon’s loyal legion of ass kissers can’t save Wickedfire from its inevitable failure.

iamned.com Blog » The Failure of Wickedfire

All this comes from someone who thinks Making Money Online Sucks because he is scared of too much competition!

Seriously, some asses need to get a life. BITCH!

nop_90 · 09-02-2007, 09:21 AM

how does squirt work ?

Anarkist · 09-02-2007, 09:29 AM

Check this page, they have it explained here
Robs Tool » Blog Archive » S.Q.U.I.R.T - Super Quick Indexing and Ranking Tools

LazyHippy · 09-02-2007, 11:53 AM

Link-fuckin-bait... and ya linked to it!

Maybe he is the infamous WF troll.. some people have no fuckin life do they?

Romestar · 09-02-2007, 12:00 PM

that guy sounds like a typical DPer: "The first problem with bluehatseo is that most of the techniques Eli writes about are difficult to code and only work in theory, not in practice. Other times they are completely wrong and demonstrate a lack of understanding about the mechanics of the major search engines such as Google. While I have nothing against originality, but the line must be drawn when his ‘ideas’ become flagrant."

So he wants Eli to tell him exactly how to do it and do all the work for him. Eli's ideas obviously aren't all original since someone must be doing it, but a lot of them aren't talked about a lot since they are advanced techniques - that's what makes the blog good.

LOL: "but if it is so effective why do think the programmer is selling it?"

This guy also needs to quit whining and get over it that he sucks and Eli pwns:

"Why am I picking on bluehatseo? One reason is because it isn’t fair how a blog that is updated so infrequently can still have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many readers and so much positive reception. I add content every day to my blog and hardly anyone reads it. Eli could write the most trivial of posts like “I picked my nose this morning” and it would probably get 40 replies. Meanwhile I post some tips on getting traffic that may only get four reads and zero comments."

Anarkist · 09-02-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyHippy

Link-fuckin-bait... and ya linked to it!

Maybe he is the infamous WF troll.. some people have no fuckin life do they?

Every post he makes has a seperate thread on DP! And the kind of posts he makes, I doubt even link bait'd help him!

But seriously, I find him really irritating!

Lord Brar · 09-02-2007, 12:35 PM

Humor? Who dares say anything funny here? :P

Nickflame · 09-02-2007, 01:16 PM

he is just a loser, ignore him, i guess eli is amused by his attempts to discredit him.

barman · 09-02-2007, 01:43 PM

Wow this guys is the most gloomy, depressing mother fucker i have ever seen. Waaaaaaaah this doesn't work, waaaaaaaaah I waste all my time trolling on Wickedfire. What a fucking joke.

Swifty · 09-02-2007, 02:09 PM

meh, all this guy ever does is talk about other people's shit. I don't think he's ever even attempted to succeed at the things that he's posted on. I'm guessing he read some blog post telling him that he should try to cause controversy to increase his fanbase. He chooses topics that he knows nothing about and makes up hypothetical negativities about them. If he can't even pull off the controversial method..........the guy just sucks at life :/

Jondoe0069 · 09-02-2007, 02:19 PM

Making Money Online Sucks?

This guy is a DP diehard and thinks making money online sucks and is nearly impossible.

Most WF guys actually do make money and don't think it sucks.

What does that say about the DP forums? They suck!

I don't get how he can waste his time getting double penetrated all day and coming up with all these stats about why making money online is so hard. Dude, things that are easy aren't usually worth a damn. Focus that energy on making money instead of being a fuckin scumbag and you might make a buck.

Jon · 09-02-2007, 02:52 PM

He's our official WF troll...

I've never seen someone so fucking dedicated to being a troll like him. He's burned through at least 40 different accounts here on all sorts of IP's, and the amusing part is that no matter how many times we ban him, he just comes back and acts like nothing ever happened. If he were to become a serial killer and eat his victims, I wouldn't be surprised by it for a second.

He also seems to have a hard-on for bashing Eli and SEO_Mike, which I find weird, because Lerch and I are the ones who ban him and spend time tracking that fucker down, but he never once went after us (which I can't say I mind either). One less stalker makes my day just that much better.

Jon · 09-02-2007, 02:54 PM

Hey Troll, I appreciate the compliments.

Anarkist · 09-02-2007, 03:11 PM

I saw his post on Eli a few days ago on DP, then again he blabbers about the death of BluehatSEO.

When I checked out his site, I saw the WF post. I skimmed a bit and felt so irritated.

Even more, have you seen his avatar. EWWWWWW!

I'd have punched him, had he been in front of me right now.

L146705 · 09-02-2007, 03:26 PM

You guys love his linkbait. Blue hats getting some publicity out of it so I guess he wont be bothered by it.

productionhead · 09-02-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon

If he were to become a serial killer and eat his victims, I wouldn't be surprised by it for a second.

lmao i was drinking some coke when i read this it all came out

09-02-2007, 09:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
Anarkist Me loves Wordpress! Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 345	Check this page, they have it explained here Robs Tool » Blog Archive » S.Q.U.I.R.T - Super Quick Indexing and Ranking Tools __________________ Yeh the site's down... coz my VPS guys screwed me over!

09-02-2007, 11:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
LazyHippy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 2,808	Link-fuckin-bait... and ya linked to it! Maybe he is the infamous WF troll.. some people have no fuckin life do they? __________________ Ads-4-Dough is special Tired of seeing "this picture has been deleted..."? Use Forum Image Codes: Free Image Hosting for those tit pics! ...Too Lazy

09-02-2007, 12:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Romestar The Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 648	that guy sounds like a typical DPer: "The first problem with bluehatseo is that most of the techniques Eli writes about are difficult to code and only work in theory, not in practice. Other times they are completely wrong and demonstrate a lack of understanding about the mechanics of the major search engines such as Google. While I have nothing against originality, but the line must be drawn when his ‘ideas’ become flagrant." So he wants Eli to tell him exactly how to do it and do all the work for him. Eli's ideas obviously aren't all original since someone must be doing it, but a lot of them aren't talked about a lot since they are advanced techniques - that's what makes the blog good. LOL: "but if it is so effective why do think the programmer is selling it?" This guy also needs to quit whining and get over it that he sucks and Eli pwns: "Why am I picking on bluehatseo? One reason is because it isn’t fair how a blog that is updated so infrequently can still have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many readers and so much positive reception. I add content every day to my blog and hardly anyone reads it. Eli could write the most trivial of posts like “I picked my nose this morning” and it would probably get 40 replies. Meanwhile I post some tips on getting traffic that may only get four reads and zero comments." __________________ "Work hard and become a leader, be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)" How to Make Money: Step 1: Signup with Copeac, XY7, Neverblue, OfferForge Step 2: Read PPC Coach and WF

09-02-2007, 01:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
barman hoodrich Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,921	Wow this guys is the most gloomy, depressing mother fucker i have ever seen. Waaaaaaaah this doesn't work, waaaaaaaaah I waste all my time trolling on Wickedfire. What a fucking joke. __________________ be a super affiliate eh join the ppc.bz fan club noob

09-02-2007, 02:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jondoe0069 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 636	Making Money Online Sucks? This guy is a DP diehard and thinks making money online sucks and is nearly impossible. Most WF guys actually do make money and don't think it sucks. What does that say about the DP forums? They suck! I don't get how he can waste his time getting double penetrated all day and coming up with all these stats about why making money online is so hard. Dude, things that are easy aren't usually worth a damn. Focus that energy on making money instead of being a fuckin scumbag and you might make a buck. __________________

09-02-2007, 09:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
nop_90 Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 79	how does squirt work ?

09-02-2007, 01:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nickflame Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 58	he is just a loser, ignore him, i guess eli is amused by his attempts to discredit him.

09-02-2007, 02:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Swifty Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 284	meh, all this guy ever does is talk about other people's shit. I don't think he's ever even attempted to succeed at the things that he's posted on. I'm guessing he read some blog post telling him that he should try to cause controversy to increase his fanbase. He chooses topics that he knows nothing about and makes up hypothetical negativities about them. If he can't even pull off the controversial method..........the guy just sucks at life :/

09-02-2007, 02:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
Jon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 7,576	He's our official WF troll... I've never seen someone so fucking dedicated to being a troll like him. He's burned through at least 40 different accounts here on all sorts of IP's, and the amusing part is that no matter how many times we ban him, he just comes back and acts like nothing ever happened. If he were to become a serial killer and eat his victims, I wouldn't be surprised by it for a second. He also seems to have a hard-on for bashing Eli and SEO_Mike, which I find weird, because Lerch and I are the ones who ban him and spend time tracking that fucker down, but he never once went after us (which I can't say I mind either). One less stalker makes my day just that much better. __________________ There's someone in my head... but its not me. Skittles - Taste the rainbow... in jail. The Best in shamwow PPC

09-02-2007, 02:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 7,576	Hey Troll, I appreciate the compliments. __________________ There's someone in my head... but its not me. Skittles - Taste the rainbow... in jail. The Best in shamwow PPC

09-02-2007, 03:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
Anarkist Me loves Wordpress! Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 345	I saw his post on Eli a few days ago on DP, then again he blabbers about the death of BluehatSEO. When I checked out his site, I saw the WF post. I skimmed a bit and felt so irritated. Even more, have you seen his avatar. EWWWWWW! I'd have punched him, had he been in front of me right now. __________________ Yeh the site's down... coz my VPS guys screwed me over!

09-02-2007, 03:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
L146705 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 284	You guys love his linkbait. Blue hats getting some publicity out of it so I guess he wont be bothered by it.

09-02-2007, 08:08 PM	#17 (permalink)