Tried explaining internet marketing to a drunk girl lol...

Ronnie55

Ronnie55

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Already knew I was gonna bang her.. we were both drunk @ my place.

She asked somethin about what I do and I mentioned websites.

Her: do you make money?
Me: yes, I've made $x,xxx
Her: like, real money?
Me: yes, it's in my checking account
Her: (still in disbelief) who pays you?
Me: google and various advertisers
Her: I don't get it.
Me: (I spend 2 mins trying to explain adsense, and the difference between publishers and advertisers. horrible idea. I give up quikly and move on to this fine example:

Me: lets say you own a bus. and you drive around the city all day. And then you decide to put some ads on your bus, and companies like Coca Cola pay you to put ads up. Well, my website is the bus.

Her: so who pays you?

Me: companies, like Coca Cola.

Her: I still don't get it.




Then we had sex.

Awesome story, amiright?
 


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Are you sure she wasn't a call girl? Hopefully you wrapped it up since you were both drunk, you don't want that x,xxx turned in negative x,xxx.
 
I really wanted to hate this post, I mean the idea is "ha ha stupid girl" but then I read it and you came off pretty stupid yourself so I figure you guys will be happy together and have stupid babies that will provide necessary, unpleasant manual labor for the world. Right on OP!
 
Tried explaining internet marketing to a drunk guy lol...

Already knew I was gonna bang him.. we were both drunk @ my place.

He asked somethin about what I do and I mentioned websites.

Him: do you make money?
Me: yes, I've made $x,xxx
Him: like, real money?
Me: yes, it's in my checking account
Him: (still in disbelief) who pays you?
Me: google and various advertisers
Him: I don't get it.
Me: (I spend 2 mins trying to explain adsense, and the difference between publishers and advertisers. horrible idea. I give up quikly and move on to this fine example:

Me: lets say you own a bus. and you drive around the city all day. And then you decide to put some ads on your bus, and companies like Coca Cola pay you to put ads up. Well, my website is the bus.

Him: so who pays you?

Me: companies, like Coca Cola.

Her: I still don't get it.


Then we had glorious butt-sex.

Awesome story, amiright?
 
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