Having a cold sucks! - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

emp · 08-27-2006, 11:14 AM

Can't even rant about it, I feel so shitty.
So send you money over here, to make me feel better.

::emp::

DruSam · 08-27-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emp

Can't even rant about it, I feel so shitty.
So send you money over here, to make me feel better.

::emp::

Money eh?
The common cold is quite expensive indeed.

Drink a gallon of Ocean Spray Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice, 48oz of water, and 2 bowls of chicken soup (with real chicken). Cold cured in 24 hours. It worked for me anyways.

Moobrack · 08-27-2006, 11:24 AM

It's an excuse to stay off work, suffer my friend...suffer it out!

jerxs · 08-27-2006, 12:12 PM

I think you would be better off throwing back a few shots of something stiff. It works.

GL Jer

emp · 08-27-2006, 12:49 PM

On loads of tea right now. Would probably kill for real chicken soup.
::emp::

[R]DeVore · 08-27-2006, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerxs

I think you would be better off throwing back a few shots of something stiff. It works.

GL Jer

I was JUST about to say this. the perfect remedy for a cold is a few cold beers and some shots. youll feel numb, or youll puke a lot and get the cold out of your system, either way, it works

SideKick · 08-28-2006, 05:11 AM

A Cold SUCKS.......and SUCKING

is Cold !!!

But FUN for the Suckee !!!:xyxthumbs:

revlimiter · 08-28-2006, 05:17 AM

Restaurant style Pho Noodle soup (Vietnamese dish) works magic, has even cured me some hangovers

But pass on the lime, the smell of it makes me think about tequila shots and want to vomit. And vomit = not so good in soup.. Well, maybe Borsch but that's another story

Arc_Con · 08-28-2006, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emp

Can't even rant about it, I feel so shitty.
So send you money over here, to make me feel better.

::emp::

Remember this son, money isn't always the answer to everything.

Concentrated lemon juice might help.

emp · 08-28-2006, 06:03 AM

Never said money was the solution, I just said it would make me feel better.

::emp::

Learning Geek · 08-29-2006, 01:20 AM

I just got over a nasty ass cold, it was miserable. Get some wonton soup, I love that when I'm sick. Money definitely would have helped me feel better sooner

Saadh · 08-29-2006, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideKick

A Cold SUCKS.......and SUCKING

is Cold !!!

But FUN for the Suckee !!!:xyxthumbs:

lol, i'm sure all of that information will help emp alot!

emp · 08-29-2006, 06:05 AM

If my girl wasn't down with the cold as well,...damn...

Just got myself some nice asian soup which I am gonna spice even more to make me sweat all this shit out... Go Chili Go!

::emp::

DruSam · 08-29-2006, 01:30 PM

I wonder how much it would hurt to eat every single one of those chillis.
*wonders*

emp · 08-29-2006, 01:35 PM

I guess after the sixth or so, the pain would level.

Probably somewhere around "my mouth is being eaten away by acid while my throat is being gang raped by fire ants!".. but it would level.

::emp::

08-27-2006, 11:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,977 iTrader: 17 / 100%	Having a cold sucks! Can't even rant about it, I feel so shitty. So send you money over here, to make me feel better. ::emp:: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Your Logical Fallacies - know them to avoid them That's because all programmers are also ninjas.(but not all ninjas are programmers) - LogicFlux Blind Ape Seo

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Moobrack SugarDaddy Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 123 iTrader: 0 / 0%	It's an excuse to stay off work, suffer my friend...suffer it out! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG

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jerxs Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: North East PA Posts: 1,805 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I think you would be better off throwing back a few shots of something stiff. It works. GL Jer Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

08-27-2006, 12:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,977 iTrader: 17 / 100%	On loads of tea right now. Would probably kill for real chicken soup. ::emp:: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Your Logical Fallacies - know them to avoid them That's because all programmers are also ninjas.(but not all ninjas are programmers) - LogicFlux Blind Ape Seo

08-28-2006, 05:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
SideKick Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 49 iTrader: 0 / 0%	A Cold SUCKS.......and SUCKING is Cold !!! But FUN for the Suckee !!!:xyxthumbs: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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revlimiter $333.33/day is my goal! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vancouver Island, British Columbia Posts: 261 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Restaurant style Pho Noodle soup (Vietnamese dish) works magic, has even cured me some hangovers But pass on the lime, the smell of it makes me think about tequila shots and want to vomit. And vomit = not so good in soup.. Well, maybe Borsch but that's another story Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Google Adsense \| Google Adwords

08-28-2006, 06:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,977 iTrader: 17 / 100%	Never said money was the solution, I just said it would make me feel better. ::emp:: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Your Logical Fallacies - know them to avoid them That's because all programmers are also ninjas.(but not all ninjas are programmers) - LogicFlux Blind Ape Seo

08-29-2006, 01:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
Learning Geek Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On my "Box" Posts: 58 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I just got over a nasty ass cold, it was miserable. Get some wonton soup, I love that when I'm sick. Money definitely would have helped me feel better sooner Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

08-29-2006, 06:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,977 iTrader: 17 / 100%	If my girl wasn't down with the cold as well,...damn... Just got myself some nice asian soup which I am gonna spice even more to make me sweat all this shit out... Go Chili Go! ::emp:: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Your Logical Fallacies - know them to avoid them That's because all programmers are also ninjas.(but not all ninjas are programmers) - LogicFlux Blind Ape Seo

08-29-2006, 01:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
DruSam Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,750 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I wonder how much it would hurt to eat every single one of those chillis. wonders Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

08-29-2006, 01:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,977 iTrader: 17 / 100%	I guess after the sixth or so, the pain would level. Probably somewhere around "my mouth is being eaten away by acid while my throat is being gang raped by fire ants!".. but it would level. ::emp:: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Your Logical Fallacies - know them to avoid them That's because all programmers are also ninjas.(but not all ninjas are programmers) - LogicFlux Blind Ape Seo

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