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when i don't drink, i get bored and end up doing stuff like this.
Everyone, I'd like you to meet Ramendra Guatam. He randomly IMed me while I entered a yahoo! chat to fuck with people. yeah, i know, pretty pathetic, but this was pretty funny. apparently people thought i was a girl because my name is jesse. i'm flattered. This is the image he sent me of himself, it's better if you can picture him while you read this. ![]() PART ONE --- ramendra_gautam 3:03 AM hi jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:03 AM ? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM im male ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM asl? ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM pl ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM pls jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:04 AM are you indian? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM yes ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM asl? ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM pls jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:05 AM 21/f/NY ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM asl? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:05 AM lets see a pic ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM wanna friendship with me????????????? ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM ???????????????? ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM ????????????? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:06 AM what do you mean? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:06 AM do u wanna friendship with me ramendra_gautam 3:06 AM ????????? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:06 AM yes, we'll friendship ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM thanks jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:07 AM do you have any sexy pics of you smiling? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM what is ur lovely name?// ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:07 AM Cassandra jesseholmz 3:07 AM is my middle name jesseholmz 3:07 AM Jesse ( Jessica ) is my first name jesseholmz 3:07 AM Nice 2 meet u ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM thanks ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM lovely name ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM do u have any pic jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:08 AM lets see a pic of your lovely smile jesseholmz 3:08 AM yes but u send first ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM ya ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM can u wait jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:08 AM no i cant ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM one minute ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:08 AM please hurry jesseholmz 3:08 AM no penis pics please ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:12 AM hey jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:12 AM hi sorry jesseholmz 3:12 AM was disconnected ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:12 AM r u ther e jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:12 AM do you have any cute pics yet? jesseholmz 3:13 AM wow you are gorgeous ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:14 AM can you say it one more time so i know you mean it? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:14 AM now can i see u pls jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:14 AM sure one sec ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM ur in red ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:15 AM i am on the right ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM colour ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM of dress ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM red jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:15 AM no ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM or green jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:15 AM green ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM yes ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM wow................ ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM u r loocking ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM very sexy jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:16 AM hey thx hun jesseholmz 3:16 AM so hey, are you in india? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM yes ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM 100% jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:17 AM you live there? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM yes ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM in agra ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM city of taj jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:17 AM is it next to kashi? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM u know TAJ MAHEL ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM >/ ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:18 AM yeah jesseholmz 3:18 AM do you live in it? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM i live near taj mahel ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM hey ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM have u seen ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:18 AM yeah i have jesseholmz 3:19 AM do you think you'd ever want to be my husband if we were to arrange a marriage? jw jesseholmz 3:19 AM i know it is 2 soon to tell but i was just curious ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:19 AM u want to pass ur life ramendra_gautam 3:19 AM with me jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:20 AM yeah jesseholmz 3:20 AM i do jesseholmz 3:20 AM ASAP ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:20 AM but there is some problem jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:20 AM what is it? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:20 AM im some poor jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:20 AM oh its ok, we have lots of rupees ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM then what u will do ? ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM for me? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:21 AM what do you mean, are you talking about in bed? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM no ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM for merrige? ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM how we will meet jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:21 AM oh, i will help you get a job as a computer tech of course ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM then how u will meet me? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:22 AM i will fly there ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM where ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:22 AM i will fly there on an iron fenix ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM r u joking? ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:22 AM no ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM sure? ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:23 AM yes i am starting to fall for you... jesseholmz 3:23 AM it is mainly your picture jesseholmz 3:23 AM your eyes are like a tiger's ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM thanks ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM come here ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM and take me with u jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:24 AM ok i will jesseholmz 3:24 AM will we make love the first night? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM after ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM merrige ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM ......... jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:24 AM why not before? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM u want before ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:25 AM yes, as soon as i get there jesseholmz 3:25 AM maybe even in the airport bathroom jesseholmz 3:25 AM idk, only if u want tho.... ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM hey ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM in 5* or 7* ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM hotel ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM in agra jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:25 AM ok sounds perfect jesseholmz 3:25 AM what should i wear? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM as u like jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:26 AM do you know who santa clause is? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM i dont know ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM r u mad in me? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:26 AM you know, santa clause jesseholmz 3:26 AM from america ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM r u mad in me? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:26 AM for christmas jesseholmz 3:26 AM no jesseholmz 3:26 AM i <3 u jesseholmz 3:26 AM but when i get there i want you to dress up as santa ramendra_gautam |
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PART 2 ---
ramendra_gautam 3:27 AM without dress jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:27 AM yes i want you to dress up as santa with a white beard ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:27 AM u want to make santa ? ramendra_gautam 3:27 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:27 AM yes, lets make him from scratch jesseholmz 3:28 AM can we? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM u will insult me? ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:28 AM i will not! ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM ok ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM well ...................................... ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM where we wil live ramendra_gautam 3:29 AM after merrige ramendra_gautam 3:29 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:29 AM we shall live in a tiny hut on the river euphrates. we will have 7 goats and i will have you hunt gazelle for our family. we will have 8 children Online ramendra gautam has signed back in. ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:30 AM oh................ ramendra_gautam 3:30 AM is this dream? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:30 AM no this real jesseholmz 3:30 AM can we talk dirty now? jesseholmz 3:30 AM im pretty lonely here ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:31 AM u want to talk me ramendra_gautam 3:31 AM by cell phone ramendra_gautam 3:31 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:31 AM no jesseholmz 3:31 AM i want you to tell me with your wonderful way with words what you're going to do to me when i arrive in New Delhi ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:32 AM when u will in new delhi ramendra_gautam 3:32 AM then i will meet u ramendra_gautam 3:32 AM on air port ramendra_gautam 3:33 AM and then as u wil say i will do jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:33 AM you'll do ANYTHING i say? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:33 AM yes ramendra_gautam 3:33 AM i will surve u every angel jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:34 AM ok can i dip you in a vat of boiling oil? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM hey ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM ha.........ha.haaaaaaaaaaaaa ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM u want to kill me ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:34 AM No i just kid! jesseholmz 3:34 AM LOLOLOL ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM why u will dip me in boiling oil? ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM ? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:35 AM i was talking about baby oil jesseholmz 3:35 AM it wont hurt ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM oh............. ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM as u like ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM ok jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:35 AM ok cool, thanks jesseholmz 3:36 AM also, i would need to see you walk across hot coals to prove your love ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM he ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM hey ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM ........................... jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:36 AM do you love me or not? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM what is this jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:36 AM listen, i have all my men do this jesseholmz 3:37 AM but i can tell you are the one for marriage ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM u tell me ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM for what ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM i know jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:37 AM to prove love of course ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM u dont trust me ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM u dont trust me? jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:38 AM it is family tradition that the man walks across hot coals to prove his love for the women jesseholmz 3:38 AM i will be waiting for you on the other side jesseholmz 3:38 AM are you afraid to do it? jesseholmz 3:38 AM because we can end this right now ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:38 AM no ramendra_gautam 3:38 AM i cant do this jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:38 AM you will NOT walk across hot coals? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:38 AM no jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:38 AM why? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:39 AM i dont want to die jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:39 AM you will not die ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:39 AM my foot busn ramendra_gautam 3:39 AM my foot burns jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:39 AM yes but it is only temporary, but my love will heal your toes ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM oh............................ ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM no................... ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM mey girls ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM say me ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM for test of love ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM but i dont do ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM bcoz jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:40 AM i have another alternative jesseholmz 3:40 AM will you hear my offer? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:41 AM i have a promise in my self ramendra_gautam 3:41 AM if any girl brlieve me then i love her ramendra_gautam 3:42 AM i have a promise in my self ramendra gautam: if any girl believe me then i love her jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:42 AM ok i promise you i will act out every page of the dirtiest kama sutra you can dig up if you do this one thing for me to prove your love ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:42 AM hey i thoungt ramendra_gautam 3:42 AM u come her jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:43 AM yes but if i come there you need to prove yourself ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM we will talf face to face ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM ok ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM i will fuck u ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM one night ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM ok jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:43 AM not before you walk across hot coals or alternatively fight and defeat a pack of stray dogs jesseholmz 3:43 AM is that acceptable? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:44 AM i can fite any dodg ramendra_gautam 3:44 AM cant walk across hot coal jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:44 AM you will fight dogs for me? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM u have any more jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:45 AM how many dogs have you fought? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM i can t fite any dodg ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM i cant fite any dodg jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:45 AM why? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM u have any more option ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM i can fuck u jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:46 AM yes, im sure you can jesseholmz 3:46 AM however jesseholmz 3:46 AM i need you to pass a test of your manhood first jesseholmz 3:46 AM will you fight a mongoose? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:46 AM no i cant fite ramendra_gautam 3:46 AM i say ramendra_gautam 3:46 AM i say ramendra_gautam 3:47 AM i can fuck u hole night ramendra_gautam 3:47 AM for love test ramendra_gautam 3:47 AM i hope u will understand mr jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:47 AM ok but thats not good enough, what if we are on the streets of new delhi and a pack of dogs attacks us, your fucking abilities are useless then ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM u dont mind ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM i will remove jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:48 AM ok fine, its over jesseholmz 3:48 AM remove me please ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM this problem ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM without fite jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:48 AM nope, its fine jesseholmz 3:48 AM i will find a strong indian man to defend me from any beast that may attack ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM i can move any problem ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM different way ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM without fite jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:49 AM how will you defeat a pack of dogs without a fight? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM yes ramendra_gautam 3:50 AM bcoz if i know in this street any dog ramendra_gautam 3:50 AM theni will choose another way jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:50 AM will you poison it? ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM oh now ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM this is my last ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM talk ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM i dont fite ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM ok ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM if u like me ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM then ok ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM i cant do any test jesseholmz jesseholmz 3:52 AM im sorry, its over between us ramendra_gautam ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM if u like m e ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM then ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM ok ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM but ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM if u u dont like me ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM then ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM bye ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM forever ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM bye............. ramendra_gautam 3:54 AM u cant love any guys ramendra_gautam 3:54 AM u dont know meaning of love ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM u dont know what is love ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM whats up ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM how was ur love ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM ????????/////// |
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man i do this 2 :P
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lmao, it's already #3 for "Ramendra Guatam"
next time he google his own name, he will say: hey what the fuck is going on ![]() His Friendster account is #1, you might want to check your "love" Jesse P.S. Apparently his name is Ramendra Gau*t*am P.S.S C&D?
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ROFL cant believe i just read that funnny shit
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way too long to read the whole thing but this part made LOL
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hahahhaah.....funny.....what a fucker.......im still laughing......
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If this is what you do when you're sober, I'd hate to see what you do when you drink...
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2:57:21 AM ramendra gautam: hi
2:57:26 AM Hi: hi 2:57:57 AM ramendra gautam: hr u ? 2:58:14 AM Hi: n2b 2:58:17 AM Hi: u gonna fight wild dogs yet? Changed status to Offline (2:58:49 AM) Changed status to Online (2:59:36 AM) 3:00:54 AM ramendra gautam: hi 3:00:57 AM ramendra gautam: a sl? 3:00:57 AM ramendra gautam: pls 3:01:34 AM Hi: 21/f/NY 3:01:36 AM Hi: you remember me right? 3:01:44 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:01:48 AM Hi: why ask then 3:01:57 AM ramendra gautam: bcoz 3:02:03 AM ramendra gautam: i want to know again 3:02:07 AM Hi: you forgot? 3:02:08 AM ramendra gautam: well h r u ? 3:02:11 AM ramendra gautam: my dear 3:02:15 AM Hi: very well 3:02:21 AM Hi: i would like to make you my bride 3:02:56 AM ramendra gautam: sure 3:03:27 AM ramendra gautam: when ? 3:03:32 AM Hi: as soon as you fight wild dogs 3:03:46 AM ramendra gautam: no 3:03:50 AM Hi: yes 3:03:52 AM ramendra gautam: i can go over 3:03:56 AM ramendra gautam: hot cole 3:04:01 AM Hi: ok, you sure? 3:04:19 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:04:27 AM Hi: you will trot across hot coals? are you sure? 3:04:36 AM ramendra gautam: but i can fight wild dogs 3:04:43 AM Hi: wild dogs are tough, i agree 3:04:46 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:04:49 AM ramendra gautam: but 3:04:49 AM ramendra gautam: if 3:05:20 AM Hi: wild dogs are very tough to beat 3:05:27 AM Hi: do you think you can run across hot coals very fast? 3:05:32 AM Hi: you will have to go back and forth, you know that right? 3:05:35 AM ramendra gautam: ya 3:05:59 AM ramendra gautam: but if u will put my hand in ur hand 3:06:15 AM Hi: are you saying that i have to run across hot coals with you? 3:06:39 AM ramendra gautam: ya 3:06:51 AM Hi: why would i do that? what would that prove? 3:07:03 AM ramendra gautam: that prove 3:07:11 AM ramendra gautam: our love is real 3:07:16 AM ramendra gautam: and holy 3:07:20 AM Hi: are you afraid to do it by yourself? 3:08:00 AM ramendra gautam: no 3:08:01 AM ramendra gautam: i dont afrain 3:08:47 AM ramendra gautam: hey 3:08:48 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:08:56 AM Hi: did you mean afraid 3:09:04 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:09:04 AM Hi: i don't speak indian tootz 3:09:07 AM ramendra gautam: my dear 3:09:14 AM Hi: ok listen, are you going to walk across hot coals or what 3:09:17 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:09:45 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:10:19 AM ramendra gautam: :-* 3:10:30 AM ramendra gautam: hey 3:10:34 AM Hi: ok good 3:10:40 AM Hi: now, there are other tests you must pass 3:10:44 AM ramendra gautam: come here 3:10:56 AM ramendra gautam: and take me with u 3:11:24 AM Hi: well, you have to prove yourself 3:11:30 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:11:32 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:11:33 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:12:46 AM Hi: what kinds of animals are in India? 3:13:02 AM ramendra gautam: meny 3:13:14 AM Hi: Do you use PayPal? 3:14:11 AM ramendra gautam: hey 3:14:14 AM ramendra gautam: u know 3:14:25 AM ramendra gautam: u can get late 3:14:33 AM Hi: you have PayPal thouhg? 3:14:38 AM Hi: you have $10 in your Paypal? 3:14:55 AM ramendra gautam: what is this 3:15:02 AM Hi: Don't get lippy with me 3:15:03 AM ramendra gautam: i dont know 3:15:23 AM Hi: listen, i am trying to find a bride 3:15:35 AM ramendra gautam: i say 3:15:39 AM ramendra gautam: i m here 3:15:45 AM ramendra gautam: if u like me 3:15:56 AM Hi: oh i really like you, you are very nice looking 3:16:07 AM Hi: HOWEVER, i need a payment of $10 via paypal and I also need you to catch me a tree frog 3:16:46 AM ramendra gautam: r u coming? 3:16:50 AM ramendra gautam: in india 3:16:51 AM Hi: yes 3:16:58 AM Hi: can you catch a tree frog? 3:17:25 AM ramendra gautam: what is this 3:17:26 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:17:37 AM Hi: a tree frog? 3:18:30 AM Hi: Hi ramendra, I will give you a link 3:18:34 AM Hi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_frog 3:18:46 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:18:50 AM Hi: can you catch? 3:18:52 AM Hi: i need one 3:18:55 AM ramendra gautam: come to the point 3:19:21 AM Hi: ok listen ramendra, i do not appreciate the sass, i need a tree frog and i need it as soon as i arrive to the shores of New Delhi 3:19:49 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:19:54 AM ramendra gautam: i will try 3:20:15 AM Hi: how hard will it be to catch one? 3:20:23 AM Hi: you will want to look in a moist area 3:20:35 AM ramendra gautam: one minute 3:20:42 AM ramendra gautam: i see frog 3:20:48 AM ramendra gautam: in ur link 3:20:52 AM ramendra gautam: wait me 3:20:56 AM Hi: you can catch one now? 3:23:02 AM ramendra gautam: hey i cant catch 3:23:07 AM Hi: can you please try 3:23:09 AM ramendra gautam: u can catch me 3:23:13 AM ramendra gautam: ye s 3:23:14 AM Hi: yeah, i already caught you 3:23:43 AM ramendra gautam: u can catch me 3:23:47 AM Hi: yes, did 3:23:49 AM ramendra gautam: u can catch me 3:24:00 AM ramendra gautam: dont see anything 3:24:09 AM ramendra gautam: see only me 3:24:13 AM ramendra gautam: love only me 3:24:21 AM ramendra gautam: kiss only me 3:24:58 AM Hi: ramendra you are so romantic 3:25:01 AM Hi: i <3 u 3:25:12 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:25:26 AM ramendra gautam: when u will marry me 3:25:36 AM ramendra gautam: then u fell 3:25:39 AM ramendra gautam: beter 3:25:53 AM Hi: yes i feel better already thinking about you Ramendra 3:26:14 AM Hi: listen Ramendra, i understand that you can't catch me a tree frog, but can you catch me a mongoose? My favorite story is Riki Tiki Tavi 3:26:46 AM ramendra gautam: is this animal? 3:26:49 AM Hi: yes 3:27:06 AM Hi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoose 3:28:28 AM ramendra gautam: hey 3:28:43 AM ramendra gautam: i can gave ] 3:28:47 AM ramendra gautam: u parrot 3:28:52 AM Hi: you have one? 3:29:10 AM ramendra gautam: parrot 3:29:14 AM ramendra gautam: if u want 3:29:16 AM Hi: yes i want 3:29:22 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:29:23 AM Hi: what color is your parrot? 3:29:29 AM ramendra gautam: green 3:29:43 AM Hi: does he chatter a lot? 3:30:08 AM ramendra gautam: ye s 3:30:14 AM Hi: did you teach him words? 3:30:35 AM ramendra gautam: u cn 3:30:42 AM ramendra gautam: its for u 3:30:52 AM Hi: are you sure i can keep him? 3:31:00 AM ramendra gautam: ye s 3:31:16 AM ramendra gautam: i thought u dont like me 3:31:19 AM ramendra gautam: u like animal 3:31:23 AM Hi: i love u 3:31:24 AM Hi: i love animal |
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3:31:32 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:31:37 AM ramendra gautam: now tell me 3:31:44 AM ramendra gautam: when u come here 3:31:50 AM ramendra gautam: in india 3:31:52 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:32:04 AM Hi: i will come on April 36th 3:32:06 AM Hi: sound good? 3:32:21 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:32:25 AM Hi: you will pick me up? 3:32:34 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:32:42 AM ramendra gautam: u gave me ur mobile no 3:32:44 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:32:49 AM Hi: i have no mobile number im sry 3:33:12 AM ramendra gautam: then 3:33:18 AM ramendra gautam: how we can meet 3:34:13 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:34:14 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:35:05 AM Hi: we shall meet under the midnight moon. you shall be wearing a Rashi and I will wear a Kaji. I shall see your reflection in the moon. I will gasp at your beauty. We will meet. 3:35:40 AM ramendra gautam: i thought 3:35:50 AM ramendra gautam: u will come in my dream 3:35:56 AM ramendra gautam: not india 3:36:17 AM Hi: I will come all over your dream. I will come all over india. I come all over you. 3:36:29 AM ramendra gautam: when 3:36:30 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:36:40 AM Hi: April 36th 3:36:50 AM ramendra gautam: i gave u my no 3:36:54 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:37:09 AM Hi: Ramendra, tell me... Do you enjoy me? 3:37:16 AM ramendra gautam: yes 3:37:20 AM ramendra gautam: lot 3:37:27 AM ramendra gautam: right my no 3:37:40 AM Hi: I need no number. 3:37:46 AM Hi: Ramendra, I only need you. 3:38:32 AM ramendra gautam: 00919719285379..........u can dial this no from ur country 3:39:16 AM ramendra gautam: if u come indian then u can diel only .09719285379 3:39:55 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:40:54 AM Hi: ok sounds great homie 3:41:08 AM ramendra gautam: what ? 3:41:11 AM ramendra gautam: is this 3:41:20 AM ramendra gautam: define another words 3:41:34 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:41:58 AM Hi: Sounds great HomeSlice 3:42:32 AM Hi: HomeSlice is English for Ramendra 3:42:44 AM ramendra gautam: hey u make me fool 3:42:50 AM Hi: Hay I make you no fool! 3:43:10 AM ramendra gautam: u say u will come 36 aprail 3:43:15 AM Hi: yes! i come! 3:43:30 AM ramendra gautam: but in a month only 31 3:43:33 AM ramendra gautam: days 3:43:34 AM Hi: LIES! 3:43:57 AM ramendra gautam: but in a month only 31 3:44:21 AM Hi: no there are 37 3:44:27 AM Hi: where are you reading? 3:45:07 AM ramendra gautam: in my india only 31 days in a month 3:45:32 AM Hi: yes that is india. I make my own calendar. I have 37 days. You will be meeting me on the 36th - Do the math Ramendra 3:46:16 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:46:33 AM ramendra gautam: when u come here then u will call me 3:46:49 AM Hi: yes and i shall shackle you to the wall and unleash hell upon you 3:47:01 AM ramendra gautam: when u reach in new delhi 3:47:51 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:48:09 AM ramendra gautam: hey where u stop in delhi? 3:48:12 AM ramendra gautam: ? 3:48:20 AM Hi: yes 3:48:36 AM ramendra gautam: where u will stop? 3:49:09 AM Hi: i will stop in New Delhi. I will have you pick me up in a Ford Escort. I will have you wear a purple sweater made from Llama fur. I will kiss you. 3:49:47 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:50:02 AM ramendra gautam: u listen to me 3:50:58 AM ramendra gautam: when u leave ur country then u will call me ..........on 00919719285379 3:51:28 AM Hi: Ok great, I will call. I will call you and you will whisper to me. You will say, "I am Ramendra, I will love you." 3:51:44 AM ramendra gautam: when u reach in new delhi then u will call me ....09719285379 3:51:57 AM Hi: You give number already. 3:52:47 AM ramendra gautam: dont forg8 3:52:53 AM Hi: forgeight? 3:53:18 AM ramendra gautam: forgot 3:53:24 AM ramendra gautam: ur promise 3:53:33 AM Hi: i promise to you. do you have webcam? 3:53:46 AM ramendra gautam: no my love 3:53:56 AM Hi: i love your face 3:54:02 AM Hi: you have the face of a chinchilla 3:54:13 AM ramendra gautam: u have cam? 3:54:16 AM Hi: nope 3:54:18 AM Hi: i lack cam 3:54:47 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:55:32 AM ramendra gautam: any pic 3:55:34 AM ramendra gautam: pls 3:55:46 AM Hi: none 3:55:46 AM ramendra gautam: gave me 3:55:49 AM Hi: stop asking 3:55:54 AM ramendra gautam: ok 3:56:00 AM Hi: listen ramendra, do not get frisky with me 3:56:01 AM Hi: i will end you 3:56:13 AM ramendra gautam: what ? 3:56:24 AM Hi: I WILL END YOU RAMENDRA, DO YOU HEAR ME? 3:56:36 AM ramendra gautam: yes tell 3:56:45 AM Hi: do you hear me ramendra? do you really? 3:57:13 AM ramendra gautam: i here u 3:57:16 AM ramendra gautam: tel 3:57:36 AM Hi: ok listen, i'm going to peel back your eyelids and scream into your face until you hear me 3:58:45 AM ramendra gautam: i will love u 3:58:56 AM ramendra gautam: over and over 4:00:26 AM ramendra gautam: ur real name? 4:00:36 AM Hi: Jessica Lansky 4:01:25 AM ramendra gautam: ur security question ? 4:01:32 AM Hi: excuse me? 4:03:22 AM ramendra gautam: our security question ? when we will meet then u will ask me this question 4:03:25 AM ramendra gautam: tell me 4:03:29 AM ramendra gautam: what is this 4:03:41 AM Hi: i will say "what is our love" and you will say "rabbits" 4:04:26 AM ramendra gautam: i hate rabbits 4:05:40 AM ramendra gautam: change question 4:05:41 AM ramendra gautam: pls 4:06:04 AM Hi: ok sorry, "what is our love" and you will say "turnips" 4:06:30 AM ramendra gautam: ok 4:06:39 AM ramendra gautam: dont forgot this 4:06:46 AM Hi: i shall never forget 4:08:07 AM ramendra gautam: take care urself 4:08:32 AM Hi: i shall try 4:08:38 AM Hi: remendra, i <3 you 4:09:11 AM ramendra gautam: take care 4:09:17 AM ramendra gautam: i will wait u |
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