Yahoo! Convo: Ramendra Guatam

when i don't drink, i get bored and end up doing stuff like this.

Everyone, I'd like you to meet Ramendra Guatam. He randomly IMed me while I entered a yahoo! chat to fuck with people. yeah, i know, pretty pathetic, but this was pretty funny. apparently people thought i was a girl because my name is jesse. i'm flattered.

This is the image he sent me of himself, it's better if you can picture him while you read this.



PART ONE ---

ramendra_gautam 3:03 AM hi
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:03 AM ?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM im male
ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM asl?
ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM pl
ramendra_gautam 3:04 AM pls
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:04 AM are you indian?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM yes
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM asl?
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM pls
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:05 AM 21/f/NY
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM asl?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:05 AM lets see a pic
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM wanna friendship with me?????????????
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM ????????????????
ramendra_gautam 3:05 AM ?????????????
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:06 AM what do you mean?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:06 AM do u wanna friendship with me
ramendra_gautam 3:06 AM ?????????
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:06 AM yes, we'll friendship
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM thanks
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:07 AM do you have any sexy pics of you smiling?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM what is ur lovely name?//
ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:07 AM Cassandra
jesseholmz 3:07 AM is my middle name
jesseholmz 3:07 AM Jesse ( Jessica ) is my first name
jesseholmz 3:07 AM Nice 2 meet u
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:07 AM thanks
ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM lovely name
ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM do u have any pic
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:08 AM lets see a pic of your lovely smile
jesseholmz 3:08 AM yes but u send first
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM ya
ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM can u wait
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:08 AM no i cant
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:08 AM one minute ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:08 AM please hurry
jesseholmz 3:08 AM no penis pics please
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:12 AM hey
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:12 AM hi sorry
jesseholmz 3:12 AM was disconnected
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:12 AM r u ther e
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:12 AM do you have any cute pics yet?
jesseholmz 3:13 AM wow you are gorgeous
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks
ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks
ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks
ramendra_gautam 3:13 AM thanks
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:14 AM can you say it one more time so i know you mean it?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:14 AM now can i see u pls
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:14 AM sure one sec
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM ur in red ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:15 AM i am on the right
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM colour
ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM of dress
ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM red
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:15 AM no
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM or green
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:15 AM green
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:15 AM yes
ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM wow................
ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM u r loocking
ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM very sexy
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:16 AM hey thx hun
jesseholmz 3:16 AM so hey, are you in india?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:16 AM yes
ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM 100%
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:17 AM you live there?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM yes
ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM in agra
ramendra_gautam 3:17 AM city of taj
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:17 AM is it next to kashi?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM u know TAJ MAHEL
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM >/
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:18 AM yeah
jesseholmz 3:18 AM do you live in it?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM i live near taj mahel
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM hey
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM have u seen
ramendra_gautam 3:18 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:18 AM yeah i have
jesseholmz 3:19 AM do you think you'd ever want to be my husband if we were to arrange a marriage? jw
jesseholmz 3:19 AM i know it is 2 soon to tell but i was just curious
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:19 AM u want to pass ur life
ramendra_gautam 3:19 AM with me
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:20 AM yeah
jesseholmz 3:20 AM i do
jesseholmz 3:20 AM ASAP
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:20 AM but there is some problem
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:20 AM what is it?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:20 AM im some poor
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:20 AM oh its ok, we have lots of rupees
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM then what u will do ?
ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM for me?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:21 AM what do you mean, are you talking about in bed?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM no
ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM for merrige?
ramendra_gautam 3:21 AM how we will meet
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:21 AM oh, i will help you get a job as a computer tech of course
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM then how u will meet me?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:22 AM i will fly there
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM where ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:22 AM i will fly there on an iron fenix
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM r u joking?
ramendra_gautam 3:22 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:22 AM no
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM sure?
ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:23 AM yes i am starting to fall for you...
jesseholmz 3:23 AM it is mainly your picture
jesseholmz 3:23 AM your eyes are like a tiger's
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM thanks
ramendra_gautam 3:23 AM come here
ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM and take me with u
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:24 AM ok i will
jesseholmz 3:24 AM will we make love the first night?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM after
ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM merrige
ramendra_gautam 3:24 AM .........
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:24 AM why not before?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM u want before
ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:25 AM yes, as soon as i get there
jesseholmz 3:25 AM maybe even in the airport bathroom
jesseholmz 3:25 AM idk, only if u want tho....
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM hey
ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM in 5* or 7*
ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM hotel
ramendra_gautam 3:25 AM in agra
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:25 AM ok sounds perfect
jesseholmz 3:25 AM what should i wear?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM as u like
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:26 AM do you know who santa clause is?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM i dont know
ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM r u mad in me?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:26 AM you know, santa clause
jesseholmz 3:26 AM from america
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:26 AM r u mad in me?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:26 AM for christmas
jesseholmz 3:26 AM no
jesseholmz 3:26 AM i <3 u
jesseholmz 3:26 AM but when i get there i want you to dress up as santa
ramendra_gautam

PART 2 ---

ramendra_gautam 3:27 AM without dress
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:27 AM yes i want you to dress up as santa with a white beard
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:27 AM u want to make santa ?
ramendra_gautam 3:27 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:27 AM yes, lets make him from scratch
jesseholmz 3:28 AM can we?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM u will insult me?
ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:28 AM i will not!
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM ok
ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM well ......................................
ramendra_gautam 3:28 AM where we wil live
ramendra_gautam 3:29 AM after merrige
ramendra_gautam 3:29 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:29 AM we shall live in a tiny hut on the river euphrates. we will have 7 goats and i will have you hunt gazelle for our family. we will have 8 children
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ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:30 AM oh................
ramendra_gautam 3:30 AM is this dream?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:30 AM no this real
jesseholmz 3:30 AM can we talk dirty now?
jesseholmz 3:30 AM im pretty lonely here
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:31 AM u want to talk me
ramendra_gautam 3:31 AM by cell phone
ramendra_gautam 3:31 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:31 AM no
jesseholmz 3:31 AM i want you to tell me with your wonderful way with words what you're going to do to me when i arrive in New Delhi
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:32 AM when u will in new delhi
ramendra_gautam 3:32 AM then i will meet u
ramendra_gautam 3:32 AM on air port
ramendra_gautam 3:33 AM and then as u wil say i will do
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:33 AM you'll do ANYTHING i say?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:33 AM yes
ramendra_gautam 3:33 AM i will surve u every angel
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:34 AM ok can i dip you in a vat of boiling oil?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM hey
ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM ha.........ha.haaaaaaaaaaaaa
ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM u want to kill me
ramendra_gautam 3:34 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:34 AM No i just kid!
jesseholmz 3:34 AM LOLOLOL
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM why u will dip me in boiling oil?
ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM ?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:35 AM i was talking about baby oil
jesseholmz 3:35 AM it wont hurt
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM oh.............
ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM as u like
ramendra_gautam 3:35 AM ok
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:35 AM ok cool, thanks
jesseholmz 3:36 AM also, i would need to see you walk across hot coals to prove your love
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM he
ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM hey
ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM ...........................
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:36 AM do you love me or not?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:36 AM what is this
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:36 AM listen, i have all my men do this
jesseholmz 3:37 AM but i can tell you are the one for marriage
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM u tell me
ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM for what
ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM i know
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:37 AM to prove love of course
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM u dont trust me
ramendra_gautam 3:37 AM u dont trust me?
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:38 AM it is family tradition that the man walks across hot coals to prove his love for the women
jesseholmz 3:38 AM i will be waiting for you on the other side
jesseholmz 3:38 AM are you afraid to do it?
jesseholmz 3:38 AM because we can end this right now
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:38 AM no
ramendra_gautam 3:38 AM i cant do this
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:38 AM you will NOT walk across hot coals?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:38 AM no
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:38 AM why?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:39 AM i dont want to die
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:39 AM you will not die
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:39 AM my foot busn
ramendra_gautam 3:39 AM my foot burns
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:39 AM yes but it is only temporary, but my love will heal your toes
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM oh............................
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM no...................
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM mey girls
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM say me
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM for test of love
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM but i dont do
ramendra_gautam 3:40 AM bcoz
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:40 AM i have another alternative
jesseholmz 3:40 AM will you hear my offer?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:41 AM i have a promise in my self
ramendra_gautam 3:41 AM if any girl brlieve me then i love her
ramendra_gautam 3:42 AM i have a promise in my self
ramendra gautam: if any girl believe me then i love her
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:42 AM ok i promise you i will act out every page of the dirtiest kama sutra you can dig up if you do this one thing for me to prove your love
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:42 AM hey i thoungt
ramendra_gautam 3:42 AM u come her
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:43 AM yes but if i come there you need to prove yourself
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM we will talf face to face
ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM ok
ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM i will fuck u
ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM one night
ramendra_gautam 3:43 AM ok
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:43 AM not before you walk across hot coals or alternatively fight and defeat a pack of stray dogs
jesseholmz 3:43 AM is that acceptable?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:44 AM i can fite any dodg
ramendra_gautam 3:44 AM cant walk across hot coal
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:44 AM you will fight dogs for me?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM u have any more
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:45 AM how many dogs have you fought?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM i can t fite any dodg
ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM i cant fite any dodg
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:45 AM why?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM u have any more option
ramendra_gautam 3:45 AM i can fuck u
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:46 AM yes, im sure you can
jesseholmz 3:46 AM however
jesseholmz 3:46 AM i need you to pass a test of your manhood first
jesseholmz 3:46 AM will you fight a mongoose?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:46 AM no i cant fite
ramendra_gautam 3:46 AM i say
ramendra_gautam 3:46 AM i say
ramendra_gautam 3:47 AM i can fuck u hole night
ramendra_gautam 3:47 AM for love test
ramendra_gautam 3:47 AM i hope u will understand mr
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:47 AM ok but thats not good enough, what if we are on the streets of new delhi and a pack of dogs attacks us, your fucking abilities are useless then
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM u dont mind
ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM i will remove
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:48 AM ok fine, its over
jesseholmz 3:48 AM remove me please
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM this problem
ramendra_gautam 3:48 AM without fite
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:48 AM nope, its fine
jesseholmz 3:48 AM i will find a strong indian man to defend me from any beast that may attack
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM i can move any problem
ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM different way
ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM without fite
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:49 AM how will you defeat a pack of dogs without a fight?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:49 AM yes
ramendra_gautam 3:50 AM bcoz if i know in this street any dog
ramendra_gautam 3:50 AM theni will choose another way
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:50 AM will you poison it?
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM oh now
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM this is my last
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM talk
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM i dont fite
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM ok
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM if u like me
ramendra_gautam 3:51 AM then ok
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM i cant do any test
jesseholmz
jesseholmz 3:52 AM im sorry, its over between us
ramendra_gautam
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM if u like m e
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM then
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM ok
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM but
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM if u u dont like me
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM then
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM bye
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM forever
ramendra_gautam 3:52 AM bye.............
ramendra_gautam 3:54 AM u cant love any guys
ramendra_gautam 3:54 AM u dont know meaning of love
ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM u dont know what is love
ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM whats up
ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
ramendra_gautam 3:55 AM how was ur love
ramendra_gautam
3:55 AM
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yeah Ramendra just IMed me again. this is the first contact I have had since the last convo. I'll definitely be posting the conversation once I finish. I hope someone else really thought it was as funny as i did.

2:57:21 AM ramendra gautam: hi
2:57:26 AM Hi: hi
2:57:57 AM ramendra gautam: hr u ?
2:58:14 AM Hi: n2b
2:58:17 AM Hi: u gonna fight wild dogs yet?
Changed status to Offline (2:58:49 AM)
Changed status to Online (2:59:36 AM)
3:00:54 AM ramendra gautam: hi
3:00:57 AM ramendra gautam: a sl?
3:00:57 AM ramendra gautam: pls
3:01:34 AM Hi: 21/f/NY
3:01:36 AM Hi: you remember me right?
3:01:44 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:01:48 AM Hi: why ask then
3:01:57 AM ramendra gautam: bcoz
3:02:03 AM ramendra gautam: i want to know again
3:02:07 AM Hi: you forgot?
3:02:08 AM ramendra gautam: well h r u ?
3:02:11 AM ramendra gautam: my dear
3:02:15 AM Hi: very well
3:02:21 AM Hi: i would like to make you my bride
3:02:56 AM ramendra gautam: sure
3:03:27 AM ramendra gautam: when ?
3:03:32 AM Hi: as soon as you fight wild dogs
3:03:46 AM ramendra gautam: no
3:03:50 AM Hi: yes
3:03:52 AM ramendra gautam: i can go over
3:03:56 AM ramendra gautam: hot cole
3:04:01 AM Hi: ok, you sure?
3:04:19 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:04:27 AM Hi: you will trot across hot coals? are you sure?
3:04:36 AM ramendra gautam: but i can fight wild dogs
3:04:43 AM Hi: wild dogs are tough, i agree
3:04:46 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:04:49 AM ramendra gautam: but
3:04:49 AM ramendra gautam: if
3:05:20 AM Hi: wild dogs are very tough to beat
3:05:27 AM Hi: do you think you can run across hot coals very fast?
3:05:32 AM Hi: you will have to go back and forth, you know that right?
3:05:35 AM ramendra gautam: ya
3:05:59 AM ramendra gautam: but if u will put my hand in ur hand
3:06:15 AM Hi: are you saying that i have to run across hot coals with you?
3:06:39 AM ramendra gautam: ya
3:06:51 AM Hi: why would i do that? what would that prove?
3:07:03 AM ramendra gautam: that prove
3:07:11 AM ramendra gautam: our love is real
3:07:16 AM ramendra gautam: and holy
3:07:20 AM Hi: are you afraid to do it by yourself?
3:08:00 AM ramendra gautam: no
3:08:01 AM ramendra gautam: i dont afrain
3:08:47 AM ramendra gautam: hey
3:08:48 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:08:56 AM Hi: did you mean afraid
3:09:04 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:09:04 AM Hi: i don't speak indian tootz
3:09:07 AM ramendra gautam: my dear
3:09:14 AM Hi: ok listen, are you going to walk across hot coals or what
3:09:17 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:09:45 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:10:19 AM ramendra gautam: :-*
3:10:30 AM ramendra gautam: hey
3:10:34 AM Hi: ok good
3:10:40 AM Hi: now, there are other tests you must pass
3:10:44 AM ramendra gautam: come here
3:10:56 AM ramendra gautam: and take me with u
3:11:24 AM Hi: well, you have to prove yourself
3:11:30 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:11:32 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:11:33 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:12:46 AM Hi: what kinds of animals are in India?
3:13:02 AM ramendra gautam: meny
3:13:14 AM Hi: Do you use PayPal?
3:14:11 AM ramendra gautam: hey
3:14:14 AM ramendra gautam: u know
3:14:25 AM ramendra gautam: u can get late
3:14:33 AM Hi: you have PayPal thouhg?
3:14:38 AM Hi: you have $10 in your Paypal?
3:14:55 AM ramendra gautam: what is this
3:15:02 AM Hi: Don't get lippy with me
3:15:03 AM ramendra gautam: i dont know
3:15:23 AM Hi: listen, i am trying to find a bride
3:15:35 AM ramendra gautam: i say
3:15:39 AM ramendra gautam: i m here
3:15:45 AM ramendra gautam: if u like me
3:15:56 AM Hi: oh i really like you, you are very nice looking
3:16:07 AM Hi: HOWEVER, i need a payment of $10 via paypal and I also need you to catch me a tree frog
3:16:46 AM ramendra gautam: r u coming?
3:16:50 AM ramendra gautam: in india
3:16:51 AM Hi: yes
3:16:58 AM Hi: can you catch a tree frog?
3:17:25 AM ramendra gautam: what is this
3:17:26 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:17:37 AM Hi: a tree frog?
3:18:30 AM Hi: Hi ramendra, I will give you a link
3:18:34 AM Hi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_frog
3:18:46 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:18:50 AM Hi: can you catch?
3:18:52 AM Hi: i need one
3:18:55 AM ramendra gautam: come to the point
3:19:21 AM Hi: ok listen ramendra, i do not appreciate the sass, i need a tree frog and i need it as soon as i arrive to the shores of New Delhi
3:19:49 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:19:54 AM ramendra gautam: i will try
3:20:15 AM Hi: how hard will it be to catch one?
3:20:23 AM Hi: you will want to look in a moist area
3:20:35 AM ramendra gautam: one minute
3:20:42 AM ramendra gautam: i see frog
3:20:48 AM ramendra gautam: in ur link
3:20:52 AM ramendra gautam: wait me
3:20:56 AM Hi: you can catch one now?
3:23:02 AM ramendra gautam: hey i cant catch
3:23:07 AM Hi: can you please try
3:23:09 AM ramendra gautam: u can catch me
3:23:13 AM ramendra gautam: ye s
3:23:14 AM Hi: yeah, i already caught you
3:23:43 AM ramendra gautam: u can catch me
3:23:47 AM Hi: yes, did
3:23:49 AM ramendra gautam: u can catch me
3:24:00 AM ramendra gautam: dont see anything
3:24:09 AM ramendra gautam: see only me
3:24:13 AM ramendra gautam: love only me
3:24:21 AM ramendra gautam: kiss only me
3:24:58 AM Hi: ramendra you are so romantic
3:25:01 AM Hi: i <3 u
3:25:12 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:25:26 AM ramendra gautam: when u will marry me
3:25:36 AM ramendra gautam: then u fell
3:25:39 AM ramendra gautam: beter
3:25:53 AM Hi: yes i feel better already thinking about you Ramendra
3:26:14 AM Hi: listen Ramendra, i understand that you can't catch me a tree frog, but can you catch me a mongoose? My favorite story is Riki Tiki Tavi
3:26:46 AM ramendra gautam: is this animal?
3:26:49 AM Hi: yes
3:27:06 AM Hi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoose
3:28:28 AM ramendra gautam: hey
3:28:43 AM ramendra gautam: i can gave ]
3:28:47 AM ramendra gautam: u parrot
3:28:52 AM Hi: you have one?
3:29:10 AM ramendra gautam: parrot
3:29:14 AM ramendra gautam: if u want
3:29:16 AM Hi: yes i want
3:29:22 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:29:23 AM Hi: what color is your parrot?
3:29:29 AM ramendra gautam: green
3:29:43 AM Hi: does he chatter a lot?
3:30:08 AM ramendra gautam: ye s
3:30:14 AM Hi: did you teach him words?
3:30:35 AM ramendra gautam: u cn
3:30:42 AM ramendra gautam: its for u
3:30:52 AM Hi: are you sure i can keep him?
3:31:00 AM ramendra gautam: ye s
3:31:16 AM ramendra gautam: i thought u dont like me
3:31:19 AM ramendra gautam: u like animal
3:31:23 AM Hi: i love u
3:31:24 AM Hi: i love animal

3:31:32 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:31:37 AM ramendra gautam: now tell me
3:31:44 AM ramendra gautam: when u come here
3:31:50 AM ramendra gautam: in india
3:31:52 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:32:04 AM Hi: i will come on April 36th
3:32:06 AM Hi: sound good?
3:32:21 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:32:25 AM Hi: you will pick me up?
3:32:34 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:32:42 AM ramendra gautam: u gave me ur mobile no
3:32:44 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:32:49 AM Hi: i have no mobile number im sry
3:33:12 AM ramendra gautam: then
3:33:18 AM ramendra gautam: how we can meet
3:34:13 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:34:14 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:35:05 AM Hi: we shall meet under the midnight moon. you shall be wearing a Rashi and I will wear a Kaji. I shall see your reflection in the moon. I will gasp at your beauty. We will meet.
3:35:40 AM ramendra gautam: i thought
3:35:50 AM ramendra gautam: u will come in my dream
3:35:56 AM ramendra gautam: not india
3:36:17 AM Hi: I will come all over your dream. I will come all over india. I come all over you.
3:36:29 AM ramendra gautam: when
3:36:30 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:36:40 AM Hi: April 36th
3:36:50 AM ramendra gautam: i gave u my no
3:36:54 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:37:09 AM Hi: Ramendra, tell me... Do you enjoy me?
3:37:16 AM ramendra gautam: yes
3:37:20 AM ramendra gautam: lot
3:37:27 AM ramendra gautam: right my no
3:37:40 AM Hi: I need no number.
3:37:46 AM Hi: Ramendra, I only need you.
3:38:32 AM ramendra gautam: 00919719285379..........u can dial this no from ur country
3:39:16 AM ramendra gautam: if u come indian then u can diel only .09719285379
3:39:55 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:40:54 AM Hi: ok sounds great homie
3:41:08 AM ramendra gautam: what ?
3:41:11 AM ramendra gautam: is this
3:41:20 AM ramendra gautam: define another words
3:41:34 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:41:58 AM Hi: Sounds great HomeSlice
3:42:32 AM Hi: HomeSlice is English for Ramendra
3:42:44 AM ramendra gautam: hey u make me fool
3:42:50 AM Hi: Hay I make you no fool!
3:43:10 AM ramendra gautam: u say u will come 36 aprail
3:43:15 AM Hi: yes! i come!
3:43:30 AM ramendra gautam: but in a month only 31
3:43:33 AM ramendra gautam: days
3:43:34 AM Hi: LIES!
3:43:57 AM ramendra gautam: but in a month only 31
3:44:21 AM Hi: no there are 37
3:44:27 AM Hi: where are you reading?
3:45:07 AM ramendra gautam: in my india only 31 days in a month
3:45:32 AM Hi: yes that is india. I make my own calendar. I have 37 days. You will be meeting me on the 36th - Do the math Ramendra
3:46:16 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:46:33 AM ramendra gautam: when u come here then u will call me
3:46:49 AM Hi: yes and i shall shackle you to the wall and unleash hell upon you
3:47:01 AM ramendra gautam: when u reach in new delhi
3:47:51 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:48:09 AM ramendra gautam: hey where u stop in delhi?
3:48:12 AM ramendra gautam: ?
3:48:20 AM Hi: yes
3:48:36 AM ramendra gautam: where u will stop?
3:49:09 AM Hi: i will stop in New Delhi. I will have you pick me up in a Ford Escort. I will have you wear a purple sweater made from Llama fur. I will kiss you.
3:49:47 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:50:02 AM ramendra gautam: u listen to me
3:50:58 AM ramendra gautam: when u leave ur country then u will call me ..........on 00919719285379
3:51:28 AM Hi: Ok great, I will call. I will call you and you will whisper to me. You will say, "I am Ramendra, I will love you."
3:51:44 AM ramendra gautam: when u reach in new delhi then u will call me ....09719285379
3:51:57 AM Hi: You give number already.
3:52:47 AM ramendra gautam: dont forg8
3:52:53 AM Hi: forgeight?
3:53:18 AM ramendra gautam: forgot
3:53:24 AM ramendra gautam: ur promise
3:53:33 AM Hi: i promise to you. do you have webcam?
3:53:46 AM ramendra gautam: no my love
3:53:56 AM Hi: i love your face
3:54:02 AM Hi: you have the face of a chinchilla
3:54:13 AM ramendra gautam: u have cam?
3:54:16 AM Hi: nope
3:54:18 AM Hi: i lack cam
3:54:47 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:55:32 AM ramendra gautam: any pic
3:55:34 AM ramendra gautam: pls
3:55:46 AM Hi: none
3:55:46 AM ramendra gautam: gave me
3:55:49 AM Hi: stop asking
3:55:54 AM ramendra gautam: ok
3:56:00 AM Hi: listen ramendra, do not get frisky with me
3:56:01 AM Hi: i will end you
3:56:13 AM ramendra gautam: what ?
3:56:24 AM Hi: I WILL END YOU RAMENDRA, DO YOU HEAR ME?
3:56:36 AM ramendra gautam: yes tell
3:56:45 AM Hi: do you hear me ramendra? do you really?
3:57:13 AM ramendra gautam: i here u
3:57:16 AM ramendra gautam: tel
3:57:36 AM Hi: ok listen, i'm going to peel back your eyelids and scream into your face until you hear me
3:58:45 AM ramendra gautam: i will love u
3:58:56 AM ramendra gautam: over and over
4:00:26 AM ramendra gautam: ur real name?
4:00:36 AM Hi: Jessica Lansky
4:01:25 AM ramendra gautam: ur security question ?
4:01:32 AM Hi: excuse me?
4:03:22 AM ramendra gautam: our security question ? when we will meet then u will ask me this question
4:03:25 AM ramendra gautam: tell me
4:03:29 AM ramendra gautam: what is this
4:03:41 AM Hi: i will say "what is our love" and you will say "rabbits"
4:04:26 AM ramendra gautam: i hate rabbits
4:05:40 AM ramendra gautam: change question
4:05:41 AM ramendra gautam: pls
4:06:04 AM Hi: ok sorry, "what is our love" and you will say "turnips"
4:06:30 AM ramendra gautam: ok
4:06:39 AM ramendra gautam: dont forgot this
4:06:46 AM Hi: i shall never forget
4:08:07 AM ramendra gautam: take care urself
4:08:32 AM Hi: i shall try
4:08:38 AM Hi: remendra, i <3 you
4:09:11 AM ramendra gautam: take care
4:09:17 AM ramendra gautam: i will wait u