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Jan · 10-03-2006, 04:03 AM

What do you think the most functional word is?
My cousin in Chicago sent me this, I might have to agree with this one......

Quote:

SHIT may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........Well, Shit Happens!!!

Penguin · 10-03-2006, 04:11 AM

I think FUCK has the word SHIT beat: http://www.killsometime.com/animatio...tion.asp?ID=47

illusion · 10-03-2006, 04:22 AM

The most functional word in the world is me, seeing as FUCK and SHIT couldn't be said without me

lol that was corny

sebastya · 10-03-2006, 05:16 AM

I had a feeling it was going to be the f-word when I clicked the title of this thread..

agua · 10-03-2006, 05:21 AM

Bolloks

tangem2 · 10-03-2006, 12:29 PM

fuck is by far the most versatile word IMO

Palmerville · 10-03-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tangem2

fuck is by far the most versatile word IMO

fuckin-a

pyrhho · 10-03-2006, 02:00 PM

It's "eh"

You can use it in so many ways.

Arc_Con · 10-04-2006, 11:54 PM

I say 'fuck' more than 'shit.'

joe · 10-05-2006, 12:00 AM

I'd say fuck is very versatile. It can be used as an adjective, verb, and noun.

"I fucking told you not to fucking fuck with my fucking position you stupid fucking fuck.

shit.

Jan · 10-17-2006, 03:19 PM

Was cleaning out old e-mail and here's another one from my cousin.
OK, we have shit and fuck, here's ass's function.

Quote:

Life is all about ass;
you’re either covering your ass,
laughing your ass off
kicking ass,
kissing ass,
busting ass
trying to get a piece of ass,
behaving like an ass,
or you live with an ass!!!

$5 Submissions · 10-17-2006, 03:21 PM

FUCK also shares SHIT's versatility and flexibility.

10-03-2006, 04:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Penguin Suave Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Minnesota, USA Posts: 245 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I think FUCK has the word SHIT beat: http://www.killsometime.com/animatio...tion.asp?ID=47 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ SEO Peng

10-03-2006, 04:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
illusion Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,486 iTrader: 1 / 100%	The most functional word in the world is me, seeing as FUCK and SHIT couldn't be said without me lol that was corny Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

10-03-2006, 05:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
sebastya CEO Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Santa Barbara, California Posts: 753 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I had a feeling it was going to be the f-word when I clicked the title of this thread.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Cheap Email Marketing

10-03-2006, 05:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
agua Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 430 iTrader: 10 / 100%	Bolloks Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

10-03-2006, 12:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
tangem2 The Eye of The Jew Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,634 iTrader: 0 / 0%	fuck is by far the most versatile word IMO Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

10-03-2006, 02:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
pyrhho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 164 iTrader: 0 / 0%	It's "eh" You can use it in so many ways. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

10-04-2006, 11:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Arc_Con Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 328 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I say 'fuck' more than 'shit.' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ http://specialgiftvideo.com/1.gif AFFORDABLE Hosting -- Extreme Dependability -- FULL Service ICQ ME for DAMN GOOD HOSTING DEALS: 5380773

10-05-2006, 12:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
joe Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Charlotte Posts: 1,713 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I'd say fuck is very versatile. It can be used as an adjective, verb, and noun. "I fucking told you not to fucking fuck with my fucking position you stupid fucking fuck. shit. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ "Make no small plans."

10-17-2006, 03:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
$5 Submissions Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Global Posts: 1,921 iTrader: 4 / 100%	FUCK also shares SHIT's versatility and flexibility. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Make More Money off Downloaders They UPLOAD - You Make Money

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