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turbolapp · 07-24-2008, 07:36 PM

Judge: Girl's name, Talula Does The Hula, won't do - Yahoo! News

At first I was like, wtf? The government is saying what we can name our children now? But after I read this I was like, where can I sign the petition to put this to law in our own country?

bb_wolfe · 07-24-2008, 07:38 PM

We named our kids silly names too:

int_josh5 · 07-24-2008, 07:40 PM

got civil rights?™

bb_wolfe · 07-24-2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by int_josh5

got civil rights?™

Not Down Under™ they don't, mate.

turbolapp · 07-24-2008, 07:50 PM

2 witty innuendos in one sentence. Good job bb.

MyOwnDemon · 07-24-2008, 08:07 PM

Talula Does The Hula

Hahah, that name just screams STRIPPER.

BluuueJammm · 07-24-2008, 08:09 PM

Some great ones there, 'Yeah Detroit' awesome name.

I take it you've all heard of Sunshine Megatron?

elime · 07-24-2008, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bb_wolfe

We named our kids silly names too:

HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

nachoninja · 07-24-2008, 08:12 PM

I was like who does do?

Rage9 · 07-24-2008, 09:03 PM

Well I mean if that's the case then it's time to revoke many African American names. Seems mostly female names are crazy as hell. You know it's true and just as fucked up.

I do agree that this childs name is a little over the top, but oh well, she can always get it legally changed later.

agua · 07-24-2008, 09:03 PM

"Number 16 Bus Shelter" - that is a classic

audax · 07-24-2008, 09:24 PM

There was an excellent chapter on child's names in the book Freakanomics. One story was about this father who named his two sons, Winner and Loser. Winner ran into trouble with the law and ended up in jail numerous times. Loser graduated college and became moderately successful... and shortened his name to Lou.

audax · 07-24-2008, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elime

HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

Cletus FTW... althought I think it's Q-bert (like the video game from the 80s) not Kubert.

amanda11 · 07-24-2008, 09:38 PM

Be interesting to name your daughter Bitch.

Janaic · 07-24-2008, 09:46 PM

^^ You are mental.

-Matt- · 07-25-2008, 03:18 AM

My original name was Harry Balls, but then I had it changed to Gayford Buttram. After I got tired of gay butt ramming jokes, I changed my name again to Ben Dover.

Now I just got by the name of Paul Pourque (-rimes)

janwonders · 07-25-2008, 04:10 AM

My sister works in maternity and she said one woman called her daughter 'Chlamydia'

Bofu2U · 07-25-2008, 09:06 AM

this is all because having a kid is so "normal" now. It's not the same ceremony and/or act it was 20 or 30 years ago. You got a kid? cool. It's becoming a joke, just like everything else.

"Oh you're on welfare? Wait, nice Cadillac!" >8(

BluuueJammm · 07-25-2008, 09:27 AM

Some old Chris Morris and Paul Garner classics, he used to get people to say these over the airport tannoys:

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie

More here:
Heathrow prank - Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner - on Bore Me

HairyHun · 07-25-2008, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluuueJammm

Some great ones there, 'Yeah Detroit' awesome name.

I take it you've all heard of Sunshine Megatron?

That you seen the one that's something like "Bus 16 Shelter" or some cramp like that?

Morrons!

HH

crazyfish · 07-25-2008, 03:36 PM

My uncle wanted to name his first born, Snowflake. Fucking brutal but not as bad as some of these.

My wife knows a Clint Taurus. Seems normal, sounds bad.

AdExhibitJason · 07-25-2008, 03:54 PM

I have an Aunt she names her kids

Free Love
Stardust
Dreams....

Not as bad ass these. Free is his first name and not many people know about the middle name

HarveyJ · 07-27-2008, 10:59 PM

Anyone read Ben Elton's Blind Faith yet? Everyone gives their kids names like these!
The names given to children in that book make me think maybe he's actually on the money with what our future might be like *shudder*

Like Kent Brockman, I blame modern celebrities... Naming their kids the most amazingly stupid things.

LotsOfZeros · 07-27-2008, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Matt-

My original name was Harry Balls, but then I had it changed to Gayford Buttram. After I got tired of gay butt ramming jokes, I changed my name again to Ben Dover.

Now I just got by the name of Paul Pourque (-rimes)

I used to be Craven Morehead but I went to court and got rid of it.

jryan21 · 07-28-2008, 12:12 AM

Some people are just romantics; they like to name their children after vacation or honeymoon spots where they were conceived, etc. like Paris or Sydney.

or Number 16 Bus Shelter.

I always liked this one:

Quote:

In the strange celeb baby name department, comic/magician Penn Jillette, 50 and his wife Emily, 39 welcomed their first child, Moxie CrimeFighter (6lbs 6oz) into the world on Friday, June 3, 2005. Penn said, "We chose her middle name because when she’s pulled over for speeding she can say, "'But officer, we’re on the same side. My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

-Matt- · 07-28-2008, 02:50 AM

I met a girl who honestly had the name Sarah Horney. As a joke, I wanted to ask if her middle name was 'is', but I didn't know her well enough and she seemed like the kind of person who would take offense to it (kinda shy).

gosu22 · 07-28-2008, 04:34 AM

Why doesn't the girl just tell people that her name is Tatula?

But man, those parents are really... really uneducated to think they can name their child that and have it be dandy.

xmcp123 · 07-28-2008, 05:02 AM

I will never forget the first girl on girl fight in my high school.
Their names were Porsche and Chiquita.
I remember wondering of both their parents were at a loss for names, and just drove around looking for brands that sounded cool.

deejne · 07-28-2008, 06:09 AM

lol hahaha

bb_wolfe · 07-28-2008, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmcp123

I will never forget the first girl on girl fight in my high school.
Their names were Porsche and Chiquita.
I remember wondering of both their parents were at a loss for names, and just drove around looking for brands that sounded cool.

Just following in their mommy's family business, pole shining!

BTW, I grew up in parochial school (did 13 years in a Catholic prison) and had no idea that names like LaTonya, LaToya, Jermaine, T-Pain, P-Diddy, and Juan ever existed. Neil, Brent, Chris, Nick, Brad, Nathan were the only weird names I had ever heard of.

Jizzlobber · 07-28-2008, 08:53 AM

LOL, real name of someone I worked with years ago - Richard Lasasso, aka Dick Lasasso (now a few more times - faster). Poor bastard - nice guy though.

gdubs12345 · 07-28-2008, 04:23 PM

i was watching maury povich, and one of the girls getting paternity tested named her daughter mauryquisha aftre maury. how awesome is that?

One Two Free · 07-29-2008, 11:11 AM

funny stuff

I just met a brother and sister called cash and carrie, some parents really are just taking the piss aren't they

SEOlson203 · 07-30-2008, 02:47 PM

hahaha some of them are just too out there...its one thing to be original and maybe put a unique spelling on a name or bring back names that used to be popular...but get real you just make your kid look like a fruitcake...

my mom went on a kick of naming me and my brother with "good ole christian" names. Elizabeth and Matthew....why cant people bring back cool classics like darla...or get some dalton family names running around again...i used to think john boy was the dumbest name id ever heard until i unknowingly picked up a gossip rag and they had an article on baby names.

part of the reason i will not reproduce...i refuse to allow my child to sit next to a fruitcake like talula or chastity, or something. take this pent up "creativity" and name your dog or hamster!!

HarveyJ · 07-30-2008, 09:50 PM

Chastity's not too bad a name... They're "virtues", and a lot of religious people name their kids after virtues. I've met a Chastity, a Charity, Hope, Joy, etc etc... Unfortunately for Hope, she got called Ho all through highschool...

But definitely, good solid English names if you're an English speaker, and avoiding celebrity names at all costs.
If you're ethnic and want to show some pride in heritage, use a REAL name from your language, not some Anglicised nonsense like Orangejello (O-ron-jeh-LO... yeah, I've actually seen it on someone's name badge at McDs)... Or maybe a French name. That's what's popular with the Sudanese down here lately, and it's kinda classy.

janwonders: That's probably what she's wishing she had instead of the kid

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audax Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 810 iTrader: 14 / 100%	There was an excellent chapter on child's names in the book Freakanomics. One story was about this father who named his two sons, Winner and Loser. Winner ran into trouble with the law and ended up in jail numerous times. Loser graduated college and became moderately successful... and shortened his name to Lou. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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janwonders ...a lot to learn Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: UK Posts: 116 iTrader: 16 / 100%	My sister works in maternity and she said one woman called her daughter 'Chlamydia' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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Bofu2U Automation Specialist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Baltimore, Murdaland Posts: 7,980 iTrader: 77 / 100%	this is all because having a kid is so "normal" now. It's not the same ceremony and/or act it was 20 or 30 years ago. You got a kid? cool. It's becoming a joke, just like everything else. "Oh you're on welfare? Wait, nice Cadillac!" >8( Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WANT ME TO BLOG AGAIN? COMMENT. (M SRS) / Contempt / Business Caffeine

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BluuueJammm Big Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 816 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Some old Chris Morris and Paul Garner classics, he used to get people to say these over the airport tannoys: Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie More here: Heathrow prank - Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner - on Bore Me Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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crazyfish Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 226 iTrader: 2 / 100%	My uncle wanted to name his first born, Snowflake. Fucking brutal but not as bad as some of these. My wife knows a Clint Taurus. Seems normal, sounds bad. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Yes I like: PepperJamNetwork and NeverBlueAds

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AdExhibitJason Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,402 iTrader: 2 / 75%	I have an Aunt she names her kids Free Love Stardust Dreams.... Not as bad ass these. Free is his first name and not many people know about the middle name Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Anyone read Ben Elton's Blind Faith yet? Everyone gives their kids names like these! The names given to children in that book make me think maybe he's actually on the money with what our future might be like shudder Like Kent Brockman, I blame modern celebrities... Naming their kids the most amazingly stupid things. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

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gosu22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 111 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Why doesn't the girl just tell people that her name is Tatula? But man, those parents are really... really uneducated to think they can name their child that and have it be dandy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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xmcp123 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Not Louisiana Posts: 3,915 iTrader: 3 / 100%	I will never forget the first girl on girl fight in my high school. Their names were Porsche and Chiquita. I remember wondering of both their parents were at a loss for names, and just drove around looking for brands that sounded cool. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

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gdubs12345 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,634 iTrader: 8 / 100%	i was watching maury povich, and one of the girls getting paternity tested named her daughter mauryquisha aftre maury. how awesome is that? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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One Two Free Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3 iTrader: 0 / 0%	funny stuff I just met a brother and sister called cash and carrie, some parents really are just taking the piss aren't they Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ 100% Affiliate Program. No, I'm not kidding.

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SEOlson203 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Jose, Costa Rica Posts: 165 iTrader: 0 / 0%	hahaha some of them are just too out there...its one thing to be original and maybe put a unique spelling on a name or bring back names that used to be popular...but get real you just make your kid look like a fruitcake... my mom went on a kick of naming me and my brother with "good ole christian" names. Elizabeth and Matthew....why cant people bring back cool classics like darla...or get some dalton family names running around again...i used to think john boy was the dumbest name id ever heard until i unknowingly picked up a gossip rag and they had an article on baby names. part of the reason i will not reproduce...i refuse to allow my child to sit next to a fruitcake like talula or chastity, or something. take this pent up "creativity" and name your dog or hamster!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Gambling Affiliates want to make $250?? Sign up now! GamblingWages.com After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

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HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Chastity's not too bad a name... They're "virtues", and a lot of religious people name their kids after virtues. I've met a Chastity, a Charity, Hope, Joy, etc etc... Unfortunately for Hope, she got called Ho all through highschool... But definitely, good solid English names if you're an English speaker, and avoiding celebrity names at all costs. If you're ethnic and want to show some pride in heritage, use a REAL name from your language, not some Anglicised nonsense like Orangejello (O-ron-jeh-LO... yeah, I've actually seen it on someone's name badge at McDs)... Or maybe a French name. That's what's popular with the Sudanese down here lately, and it's kinda classy. janwonders: That's probably what she's wishing she had instead of the kid Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

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