che1959

I think the smart money is on Pawlenty as his VP choice. Domainers usually have it right and someone all the way back on December 5th, 2005 decided to register MccainPawlenty2008.com, three days before McCainLieberman2008.com was registered. A good runner choice is Romney since mccainromney2008.com was registered on December 31st, 2007. Maybe they had some inside info???

What I would like to know is how the hell did someone guess Obamabiden2008.com back on December 5th, 2006????

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Easy, they take every single possible candidate running for president then match it up with every possible choice for VP. Whats a few thousand to make $50,000+ for one domain. Now that's an ROI I can dig.

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kimboslice

He's picking this guy.
He's pissed at being a P.O.W. and he gots a score to settle.

che1959

Didn't Rambo go in and rescue Mccain?

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vinny lingo

No, he blasted through the POW camps half way through McCain's stay with the Viet-Cong. Left the bitter little man there because McCain needed to "develop some character." Apparently, McCain was whining about the menu, and the turn down service.

popeye

It woudn't matter if his choice is shoemoney, it's better than the demos ticket.

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LotsOfZeros

Yeah, I'm thinking it could be anyone, just as long as they never befriended any capital-bombing terrorists in the past.

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DewChugr

His pick is Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

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LotsOfZeros

Awesome. I thought it would be great to have a milf first lady, this just adds icing to the cake.

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ChrisS

Bad move IMO. She's ultra conservative with a shitty past and no real experience.

McCain can't say shit about Obamas lack of experience now without looking like an idiot.

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BlueYonder

McBush and Mayor Mukluk are going to lose. Deal with it.

Now that the tickets are picked it's time for our resident geniuses to get Photoshoppin' again. Those are the best threads EVER.

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LotsOfZeros

Yeah, you talk like ultra conservative is a bad thing

wrong again little boy, but I can't wait for the photoshops myself

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powell1

of all the choices. my faith is shattered.

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popeye

Even with her limited time as gov. she still has more experience than Obama.

At least she has ran a state for a few years. What has Obama ran? besides his mouth.

It really don't matter though. If Obama's millitant, beast of a wife, pastor or terrorist friends don't fuck it up for him Biden surely will.

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machinecontrol

I'm a liberal Obama supporter, but now I think I'll vote for McCain. He's obviously completely senile, it will be hilarious to watch him fuck up what's left of our country after Bush.

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LotsOfZeros

you young idealistic children are so cute

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popeye

Yea dude he is senile and was in on taking down the towers on 9/11 with Bush. OMG he also wants to draft everyone over the age of 10 years old and send them to take over Canada!1!!1 FUCK BUSH1!1!!

NOTE: Remember kids: The Daily Show is comedy. It is not real news

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LotsOfZeros

don't forget Venezuela too

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turbolapp

woohoo that just sealed the deal. Republicans are outta there!

Unarmed Gunman

True, but it's funnier than the comedy of Fox News (and more accurate).

She is a MILF though. Too bad she's on McCain's ticket.

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powell1

Although I don't care for the choice and would have preferred to see Mitt there, I'd bet that this will make the republican ticket more appealing for many people. I expect the odds to tilt in McCain's favor.

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Sawya

4 more years of christian fascism.

machinecontrol

Hey, not all liberals are 9/11 conspiracy wackjobs.

McCain cheated on his first wife with Cindy, you know he picked Palin at least in part because he wants to tap that MILF ass before he dies.

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Alltimed

Great choice. Someone who had a child in her 40s and the kid ended up with Downs Syndrome. Obviously she is a fucking moron.

BlueYonder

Did McBush, in his senility think he was actually picking Michael Palin of Monty Python instead? Wait'll he wakes up tomorrow morning and realizes IT'S THE WRONG PALIN! Oops.

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powell1

Right, because birth defects are an obvious indication of stupid parents.

Obviously intelligent conversation is not your forte.

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invisible777

Huh?

Obama is running for President and only had a mere months of experience in the Senate. His other experience is being a "community organizer" -- AKA, organizing people to paint houses and other shit while practicing some law on the side.

Palin has gone from running a business, to being a mayor, to being a governor, and now to being a VP candidate. A pretty good evolution of role, responsibility and experience if you ask me. Plus, she has something like an 85% approval rating in Alaska. That says something.

A governor with a few years experience managing an entire state is much more comforting than a Senator running for PRESIDENT with only months of experience debating bills and law in the Senate.

RuDeDoGg

lol, nice insult..

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LotsOfZeros

Rush Limbaugh warned that the desperate liberals would take the low road by making attempts to attack her through her child. It's uncanny how right he always is.

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vinny lingo

Y'know, I was trolling Reddit earlier (always a mistake, fucking time wasters), and noticed a headline "McCain's Veep choice under investigation for abuse of power charges." Didn't click on it, now I wish I had.

Anyone got anything on that?

LotsOfZeros

Yeah, some bullshit about allegedly trying to fire her ex-bro-in-law who was a state trooper or something - not nearly as bad as being good friends with terrorists (*cough* Obama+Ayers *cough*)

If that's all MSNBC can come up with on her then the Obama crew is in some seriously deep shizznitt come November.

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popeye

Have you seen Cindy and her bank account...I would have as well! I guess it doesn't matter that a Democrat that was in the race for the Democrat nomination cheated on his wife who is dying of cancer?

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popeye

I like your way of thinking..hopefully your on the right side? Literally speaking

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ChrisS

I hate Edwards, but am I the only one who understands the poor bastards situation? You think someone who's dying of cancer is in the mood to get it on? Probably not.

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jryan21

McCain's strategy:

1. Wait till Obama picks someone other than Clinton for VP candidate

2. Find the first republican that:
a.) does not have any (serious) skeletons that can be dug up
b.) does not have a penis

3. Take all the voters who are upset about not having a woman candidate

4. ???

5. Get elected

Armakuni

Exactly. And for your fourth point, I would suggest "don't say anything that antagonizes blue collar white males".
The Republicans are fantastic marketers, always going for the lowest common denominator. They understand that facts and policy are not important to the majority of voters, image is.

Ataraxy

Yes kids as Armakuni pointed out this is a marvel in marketing. Learn from it. It's not about what you have to offer it's about how you present it and display it.

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DruSam

Truth be told. I find it incredible how many Democrats are so haughty thinking that they have this election in their pockets. Have they forgotten that this country elected George W. Bush twice?

Come on now...

LotsOfZeros

I think you have your candidates mixed up. It is commonly known that the Obama campaign is nothing but a Madison Avenue marketing campaign with no real substance to offer.

I'm sure if you had your ear to the tracks at the DNC you could probably hear such nonsense like "Pan over to Hillary smiling, OK, OK, looking good, now focus on the black woman with the Flavor Flav hat and queue the tears.... and wonderful, great angle guys, way to go"

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Armakuni

As opposed to the Republican convention, I suppose? Which, in the name of honesty, would only televise the fat lobbyists in the back rooms drooling at the prospect of more Republican overspending and pork barrel projects?
Both parties do what they think is necessary to win, but the Republicans have a better understanding for what makes the American public tick. The Dems have a tendency to overestimate the voters.

Let's keep in mind that the Republicans have sold the American people a substandard and breathtakingly inadequate product twice in a row now, at a price so high as to be unfathomable. That's got to be one of the best marketing campaigns in history. Have the voters really had their IQ increase that much during the last four years?

Unarmed Gunman

Well said.

As long as America has so many mullets, nascar fans and pseudo-christian closet homosexuals, Republicans will remain a dominant party.

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I say whatever it takes. A vote is a vote. Let the good times roll!

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powell1

Your statistics don't exactly prove a lot sir. Sure, the risks go way up, but at the age of 44, there was still less than a 3% chance that a child would have downs.

According to the CDC, a little over 3% of babies are born with some type of birth defect anyway. Add to that the multitude of factors that effect pregnancy (health habits, genetics, stress levels, prenatal care, prior pregnancy, the father's genetics, etc) and the percentage will rise and fall accordingly.

Obviously the risk of that particular defect rises quite a bit, from almost non-existent to terrible odds. Looking at those chances, it looks like if you think she's a moron for having a child at that age, statistically you'd have to think everyone that has a kid is a moron.



I certainly tend to think that way.

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BlueYonder

I think that in the short-term, McBush's announcement accomplished what it was meant to do which was to stun the Obama camp. Mission accomplished - they seemed speechless and not sure how to respond. Once the fog clears I'm sure they'll know how to deal with the "maverick" and his lady.

I clearly support Obama, but had he made a similar choice as a running mate I would have serious doubts about his judgment. A running mate is the first major decision a candidate makes - a sneak preview of their leadership.

He wanted a woman to run with - I get it - but aren't there more experienced women he could have chosen to fill the slot? The whole thing is freaking bizarre to me.

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Unarmed Gunman

She was the only woman that was pro-life though. He needed a woman (any woman, apparently) that was pro-life in order to give something to the conservatives in the party.

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turbolapp

Nah it's not about the democrats or republican nominee it's about the mood of the country. If things stay as they are now, it's in the bag for the democrats but things can change at the drop of a hat, so yes there could be surprises in store. But I doubt it.

I'm just betting on social psychology here. (But if this thing turns into mob think, all bets are off )

BeerHat

One thing I will add here is that, look for Hillary to help Mccain get elected. It will all be incognito of course. Trust me her desire to become president far outways any loyalty she has to any party. IF Obama wins she is toast.

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Unarmed Gunman

If the republicans wish to remain in power there will need to be another major terrorist attack on the US, or another "war" before November. American voters have proven to be rather ignorant, so that's all it would take for them to sign up for 4 more years of the same shit.

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assi9

Palini is a hot ass milf

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BlueYonder

The Dems' response when McStrange's running mate was announced:

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