Gustav vs New Orleans - Predictions

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Looks like Nagin isn't going to get his 'chocolate city' after all.

Predictions:
  • This time the loldome is going to get flattened, or at least have the roof torn off.
  • Blame will be placed on climate change (global warming is so 2005), and thus, George Bush.
  • Remember last time when the good people of New Orleans were shooting at the national guard? This time they'll be shooting at Blackwater security contractors, who will not hesitate to shoot back. Expect to hear about 'grave human rights abuses', etc.
  • More FEMA debit cards will be handed out, promptly spent on casinos and Louis Vuitton handbags.
  • Both candidates will be airlifted in for approximately 2 hours for photo ops.
 


Thanks for the predictions. I'll let you know if I'm still alive when the power comes back on, hopefully by Friday.
 
Predictions:
  • Black people will still think the president hates black people no matter the outcome.
  • Black people whom are looting the city will play the race card when caught doing so.
  • Think of the children.
  • FEMA will do better, but not much.
  • People will abuse the aid given.
  • Someone will try and recruit me to go down to that shit hole to clean it up.
 
Who would found a city under sea level, right next to the ocean and in the direct path of hurricanes? Oh the french...
 
Nature prevails and NO will end up in the ocean soon.

It's below sea level and the levees don't allow the Mississippi to replenish the gulfs natural erosion.

The entire worlds resources can't win against nature.
 
alexb said:
Landfall is Tuesday, right? Why are you still there?
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I'm not in New Orleans, but I'm just West of the projected path of Gustav in Baton Rouge. We were fine for Betsey, Katrina, Lili, and a few others. We have also taken special precautions when designing the house in order to survive most hurricanes.
 
-George W. Bush reveals his ability to fart hurricanes out of his ass to destroy the homes of liberals and minorities.

-He then declares himself Emperor of the United States and makes Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama court jesters on pain of being sent to Guantanamo Bay.

-Sarah Palin and Cindy McCain now out of a job, become professional mud wrestlers under the FMM (Federation of Mud and MILFs).
 
My prediction is that Bush will once again call upon his special CIA Super Minorty Death Squad (or known in the covert circles as SMDS) to blow the levees and kill more black people.
 
Well only a few people died. Most of southern Louisiana got butt fucked as far as electricity goes. I still don't have power, and I won't get it for another week or two. Hopefully uni will start back up Monday, and I still don't have to go to work yet. Not to mention an even stronger hurricane is coming right our way. Time to get the lube and bend over again.

I'll also upload some pictures later showing the damage we received.
 
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