Gustav vs New Orleans - Predictions - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

alexb · 08-31-2008, 11:13 PM

Looks like Nagin isn't going to get his 'chocolate city' after all.

Predictions:

This time the loldome is going to get flattened, or at least have the roof torn off.
Blame will be placed on climate change (global warming is so 2005), and thus, George Bush.
Remember last time when the good people of New Orleans were shooting at the national guard? This time they'll be shooting at Blackwater security contractors, who will not hesitate to shoot back. Expect to hear about 'grave human rights abuses', etc.
More FEMA debit cards will be handed out, promptly spent on casinos and Louis Vuitton handbags.
Both candidates will be airlifted in for approximately 2 hours for photo ops.

JamesH · 08-31-2008, 11:25 PM

Thanks for the predictions. I'll let you know if I'm still alive when the power comes back on, hopefully by Friday.

Rage9 · 08-31-2008, 11:28 PM

Predictions:

Black people will still think the president hates black people no matter the outcome.
Black people whom are looting the city will play the race card when caught doing so.
Think of the children.
FEMA will do better, but not much.
People will abuse the aid given.
Someone will try and recruit me to go down to that shit hole to clean it up.

alexb · 08-31-2008, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesH

Thanks for the predictions. I'll let you know if I'm still alive when the power comes back on, hopefully by Friday.

Landfall is Tuesday, right? Why are you still there?

Sawya · 08-31-2008, 11:37 PM

Who would found a city under sea level, right next to the ocean and in the direct path of hurricanes? Oh the french...

Sands · 08-31-2008, 11:40 PM

Nature prevails and NO will end up in the ocean soon.

It's below sea level and the levees don't allow the Mississippi to replenish the gulfs natural erosion.

The entire worlds resources can't win against nature.

subigo · 08-31-2008, 11:45 PM

Prediction: It will make landfall just west of NO and won't be as bad as people are thinking.

JamesH · 08-31-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by alexb

Landfall is Tuesday, right? Why are you still there?

I'm not in New Orleans, but I'm just West of the projected path of Gustav in Baton Rouge. We were fine for Betsey, Katrina, Lili, and a few others. We have also taken special precautions when designing the house in order to survive most hurricanes.

JamesH · 08-31-2008, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subigo

Prediction: It will make landfall just west of NO and won't be as bad as people are thinking.

I agree 100%.

kimboslice · 08-31-2008, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subigo

Prediction: It will make landfall just west of NO and won't be as bad as people are thinking.

We'll see. I've been watching four local news channels

All 4 local New Orleans News Channels Live - Hurricane Gustav Info .

Hoping..

LotsOfZeros · 09-01-2008, 12:11 AM

I think they should send Obama there to stop the hurricane. You know, especially since it was George W. Bush who caused the last one. He could part the sea or something.

nachoninja · 09-01-2008, 12:21 AM

+1 for mother nature

DruSam · 09-01-2008, 11:23 AM

-George W. Bush reveals his ability to fart hurricanes out of his ass to destroy the homes of liberals and minorities.

-He then declares himself Emperor of the United States and makes Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama court jesters on pain of being sent to Guantanamo Bay.

-Sarah Palin and Cindy McCain now out of a job, become professional mud wrestlers under the FMM (Federation of Mud and MILFs).

popeye · 09-01-2008, 12:18 PM

My prediction is that Bush will once again call upon his special CIA Super Minorty Death Squad (or known in the covert circles as SMDS) to blow the levees and kill more black people.

pacman0r · 09-01-2008, 08:23 PM

"More FEMA debit cards will be handed out, promptly spent on casinos and Louis Vuitton handbags."

LOL

amanda11 · 09-01-2008, 09:20 PM

A massive gang bang.

subigo · 09-02-2008, 12:42 AM

08-31-2008, 11:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Rage9 PHP in your Box Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,043	Predictions: Black people will still think the president hates black people no matter the outcome. Black people whom are looting the city will play the race card when caught doing so. Think of the children. FEMA will do better, but not much. People will abuse the aid given. Someone will try and recruit me to go down to that shit hole to clean it up. __________________ MadPPC.com - PPC, PHP, and other Affiliate Marketing tips. It's OK to be MAD! Sign up with some real* networks!* Ads4Dough \| Copeac \| Advailiant \| Aquasis

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Sands Cubicle No More Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 143	Nature prevails and NO will end up in the ocean soon. It's below sea level and the levees don't allow the Mississippi to replenish the gulfs natural erosion. The entire worlds resources can't win against nature. __________________

08-31-2008, 11:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
subigo Veritas Aequitas Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 649	Prediction: It will make landfall just west of NO and won't be as bad as people are thinking. __________________ ZenSix Hosting: Hosting deal for WickedFire members only: see this thread - $23/year (free press release submissions with each order)

09-01-2008, 12:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
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Sawya Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: on an island Posts: 190	Who would found a city under sea level, right next to the ocean and in the direct path of hurricanes? Oh the french...

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DruSam Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,744	-George W. Bush reveals his ability to fart hurricanes out of his ass to destroy the homes of liberals and minorities. -He then declares himself Emperor of the United States and makes Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama court jesters on pain of being sent to Guantanamo Bay. -Sarah Palin and Cindy McCain now out of a job, become professional mud wrestlers under the FMM (Federation of Mud and MILFs). __________________ Create Gmail accounts quickly with The Mailbot. Enable forwarding and POP automatically. Proxy support.

09-01-2008, 12:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
popeye Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 773	My prediction is that Bush will once again call upon his special CIA Super Minorty Death Squad (or known in the covert circles as SMDS) to blow the levees and kill more black people. __________________ PM Me For $5 S.Q.U.I.R.T Submissions! I Worship Elli www.Bluehatseo.com ROCKS!

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09-01-2008, 09:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
amanda11 The village idiot. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 687	A massive gang bang.

09-02-2008, 12:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
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