Funniest Story You Know - Win 2 VIP Passes for AdTech Party - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

mkrongel · 10-23-2006, 04:42 PM

We are having a party during Ad:tech with 8 other companies at Crobar. The party is open to anyone just go to: http://www.directresponse.com/adtech/?ref=INTERMARK and register if you want to.

We have a bunch of VIP passes that get you in to the upstairs part of Crobar and through the line faster. We are going to give away 2 right now to the person who posts the funniest story they know.

Ill give you my story

I have a friend who had testicular cancer and had to get a nut removed, lets call him Uno. After surgery Uno couldnt shit for a week, he told me that one night he finally felt like he had to go so he went to the bowl and strained for about 30 minutes to finally hear a big PLOP in the bowl, when he got up he ended up shitting his prostetic nut out and had to go back to get a new nut.

Post your funny story if you want free VIP passes to the crobar party at ad:tech NY. The contest starts now.

Danielle with Copeac will judge the contest.

katoved · 10-23-2006, 04:44 PM

This is a rather long story I have. So I am going to record it. Then post a link to it in about 15 mins.

Jdog · 10-23-2006, 04:45 PM

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This is a no bullshit story. Some of you saw that I lived down the road from a whorehouse growing up. One morning on my way to work I stopped at the gas station (right by my house) with my buddy to grab some coffee. My buddy was inside still, so I was sitting outside when a mexican dude came up and started hitting my window. I rolled down my window and asked him what he wanted. He asked me where the chicken ranch (whorehouse) was, so I pointed him in the right direction. He started to walk away and turned around and came back and asked how much. Keep in mind I'm like 16 or 17 at this point, so I said I'm not sure but I think it is about $1,000. His hopes were dashed and he says oh no, thats too much. He stands there looking at the ground and then asks if I know where to buy a shep. I was like what the fuck is a shep, so he says you know shep like bahh bahh. I'm like you got to be kidding me, you mean sheep? He says yeah sheep, I need a sheep for little money. I left at that point.

I posted this once before. I can't make it to New York this year though unless your throwing in airfare.

Jon · 10-23-2006, 04:45 PM

Nice contest Mike..

mkrongel · 10-23-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdog

I posted this once before. I can't make it to New York this year though unless your throwing in airfare.

Thats a great story. To bad you wont be in NY.

Jon · 10-23-2006, 04:55 PM

I have a shitload of stories, but I already have a VIP pass, and if I ever decide to run for office, I don't want them coming back to me and killing my chances of being the next Dictatotr.. err.. President of Aruba.

katoved · 10-23-2006, 05:00 PM

http://www.barryprevor.com/shitstory.MP3

Here is my submission. Let me know when I win.

DaniI · 10-23-2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdog

I posted this once before. I can't make it to New York this year though unless your throwing in airfare.

Great story!! LMAO

Palmerville · 10-23-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by katoved

http://www.barryprevor.com/shitstory.MP3

Here is my submission. Let me know when I win.

winner!

Jon · 10-23-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by katoved

http://www.barryprevor.com/shitstory.MP3

Here is my submission. Let me know when I win.

Type it out.. I don't feel like turning off my trance sets to hear you speak.

katoved · 10-23-2006, 05:10 PM

Thanks, yeah its pretty funny no?

mkrongel · 10-23-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Palmerville

winner!

Private Pyle is that a shit donut in your hands? ....Fucking hilarious.

katoved · 10-23-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon

Type it out.. I don't feel like turning off my trance sets to hear you speak.

Fuck that, that was a 4 minute recording. That will take me forever to write, and that wasnt part of the rules. You just had to tell a story.

DaniI · 10-23-2006, 05:12 PM

Very Nice! You win!! Come by Booth 1820 and I will give you your two VIP passes to CROBAR

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Originally Posted by katoved

http://www.barryprevor.com/shitstory.MP3

Here is my submission. Let me know when I win.

katoved · 10-23-2006, 05:15 PM

YES!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY WON SOMETHING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stanley · 10-23-2006, 05:49 PM

haha, that was a pretty good story katoved

10-23-2006, 04:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
mkrongel Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 900	Funniest Story You Know - Win 2 VIP Passes for AdTech Party We are having a party during Ad:tech with 8 other companies at Crobar. The party is open to anyone just go to: http://www.directresponse.com/adtech/?ref=INTERMARK and register if you want to. We have a bunch of VIP passes that get you in to the upstairs part of Crobar and through the line faster. We are going to give away 2 right now to the person who posts the funniest story they know. Ill give you my story I have a friend who had testicular cancer and had to get a nut removed, lets call him Uno. After surgery Uno couldnt shit for a week, he told me that one night he finally felt like he had to go so he went to the bowl and strained for about 30 minutes to finally hear a big PLOP in the bowl, when he got up he ended up shitting his prostetic nut out and had to go back to get a new nut. Post your funny story if you want free VIP passes to the crobar party at ad:tech NY. The contest starts now. Danielle with Copeac will judge the contest.

10-23-2006, 04:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
katoved BannerBlindness.com Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,252	This is a rather long story I have. So I am going to record it. Then post a link to it in about 15 mins. __________________ Banner Blindness - online marketing, creative writing, global control politics, prank calls. My corporate blog and forum.

10-23-2006, 04:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
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10-23-2006, 04:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 7,521	I have a shitload of stories, but I already have a VIP pass, and if I ever decide to run for office, I don't want them coming back to me and killing my chances of being the next Dictatotr.. err.. President of Aruba. __________________ There's someone in my head... but its not me. Skittles - Taste the rainbow... in jail. The Best in shamwow PPC

10-23-2006, 05:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
katoved BannerBlindness.com Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,252	http://www.barryprevor.com/shitstory.MP3 Here is my submission. Let me know when I win. __________________ Banner Blindness - online marketing, creative writing, global control politics, prank calls. My corporate blog and forum.

10-23-2006, 05:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
katoved BannerBlindness.com Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,252	Thanks, yeah its pretty funny no? __________________ Banner Blindness - online marketing, creative writing, global control politics, prank calls. My corporate blog and forum.

10-23-2006, 05:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
katoved BannerBlindness.com Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,252	YES!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY WON SOMETHING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Banner Blindness - online marketing, creative writing, global control politics, prank calls. My corporate blog and forum.

10-23-2006, 05:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
Stanley Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 3,086	haha, that was a pretty good story katoved __________________ LinkedIn - Twitter