Jdog

dammit

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dastuff

gogogo

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tangem2

bfedbvvfdvfd

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kaveman

damn

tangem2

congrats jdog

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Jdog

asdfasdfgrqwretqwerqwerqewrqwer

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jover

jkhkjhjkh

kaveman

there you go jdog, see you there

dastuff

Hehe I wanted to make sure I didn't get it again... Figured i'd wait a sec for someone else to catch up

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Jdog

HEEEEEELLLLLL YEEEEEAH! Finally. Thanks guys.

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kaveman

nice acceptance speach

dastuff

Grats btw... You deserve it w/ all those posts lol

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Jdog

Yup, I will see ya'll there.

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kaveman

indeed, your a post whore and you won, just like it should work

dastuff

ok now 333 more guys.. Let's bust this out

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Jdog

Thanks. I probably have 8 hours at least in to these contests.

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kaveman

alright off to clean my room for a bit

Jdog

I gotta pee and eat. I'll be back in a minute.

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Uzzz

VICTORY!

dastuff

I've got to find another song i suppose...

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- Sir Winston Churchill

dastuff

The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacer.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

dastuff

People that suffer from gum disease are twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

dastuff

There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.

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Jdog

how did my post get bumped?

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jover

Does post 2000 or 2001 win?

dastuff

Apple seeds are poisonous!

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Jdog

3,000. but mine was 3000. What the fuck!

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Uzzz

really?

Jdog

Son of a bitch.

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jover

Dude, looks like I sniped you! Sorry!

If I can't make it, you can have my pass.

ZooYork

yeah

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Yes Sirrr!

Jdog

Yeah, and I'm not drunk and 2 other people saw it too.

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joe

saw wat?

jover

To tell you the truth,
I was stuck in the 15 sec rule, and then duplicate post rule. I didn't think I got my post off

dastuff

He's totally drunk...

Just kidding, he was 3000.....

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dastuff

Well I guess there's always next time, right

jk, i'm sure the admin's won't care...

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dastuff

They'll fix it, you'll probably both end up winning or something....

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John

oooooo tough break, try going for 4k

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dastuff

Haha i know what it is.. Some punk found out that he could delete his posts to move down the post count (you know like he was 2998 or something and deletes it)...

I bet that's what happened lol... Well... that's sneaky and funny...

But totally jacked up.

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John

this thread should hit 4k by midnight

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dastuff

The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.

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John

or 3333 will be coming up very soon

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dastuff

There are 92 known cases of nuclear bombs lost at sea.

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dastuff

just me an you now john

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jover

3333

dastuff

In the U.S., more than 10% of lottery prizes go unclaimed!

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John

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.

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jover

where are you getting all your fun facts?

dastuff

Nearly 80 percent of all sudden cardiac arrests happen at home.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

dastuff

In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.

from
http://www.hookedonfacts.com/index.htm

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
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