When was the last time you shit your pants?
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I made the mistake once of eating a late night snack, a big bowl of Grapenuts cereal. I was really hungry and forgot about the fiber content. Anyway, I didn't get to sleep in because I woke up early with some urgent problems. Lesson learned. It was the real life version of that SNL skit about Colon Blow cereal.
Same.. last year i was in weights class.. had a huge fart coming.. made it as loud as i could.. and a little nugget came out with it.. no one knew.. i just held my pants and went to the bathroom..
just imagine if it would have fallen out of my pants.
I was in Grade 1. In the classroom. Diarrhea. Not gonna go into it much further than that.
Kind of interesting since the last time I pissed myself was also in Grade 1... in the classroom. That wasn't a very good year for me.
Kind of interesting since the last time I pissed myself was also in Grade 1... in the classroom. That wasn't a very good year for me.
I was at a bar with my brother and this older guy (around 50) was really up and happy for about an hour then it started to smell REALLLLY bad. My brother leaned over and said "That guy right there just shit his pants. He does it allllll the time." I wanted to laugh so bad but im pretty sure that was the first time I actually felt kind of bad for him. He left shortly there after.
Long ass time ago. 11 or 12 years old maybe.
I pissed on my carpet 2 nights ago though. Seriously, I woke up and got out of bed and walked towards my desk. Right next to my desk I step in to a huge spot of wet soggy carpet, bent down and smelled it and it was horrible. That's what happens when you pass your limit - but the blueberry smirnoff doesn't even taste like alcohol so I tend to over drink.
I pissed on my carpet 2 nights ago though. Seriously, I woke up and got out of bed and walked towards my desk. Right next to my desk I step in to a huge spot of wet soggy carpet, bent down and smelled it and it was horrible. That's what happens when you pass your limit - but the blueberry smirnoff doesn't even taste like alcohol so I tend to over drink.
Shit Story
A buddy of mine shit in the middle of the night on his college room floor. The next day he tried to blame it on his new puppy. The kicker was that his shit was bigger that the puppy and nobody bought his story. After that he received many deliveries of pampers to his room.
A buddy of mine shit in the middle of the night on his college room floor. The next day he tried to blame it on his new puppy. The kicker was that his shit was bigger that the puppy and nobody bought his story. After that he received many deliveries of pampers to his room.
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