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Is that a guy or girl :confused:

Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something.
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-Are you kidding me? That is a beautiful woman, and the mother of my unborn child. You are just trying to say hurtful things because you are jealous of our undying love.

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That's one aerodynamic forehead.
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I really don't get this, why did that guy made such bad investment. I can understand having a low self esteem and not knowledge of woman whatsoever, and her being his first girlfriend ever after a drunken night during a "night out with the guys" at the local bar, but why? His wife is not going to get any hotter, I doubt she'll loose the weight, and she looks like she can be really bitchy too.

Poor guy.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound OF MY DICK SCREAMING!
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Imagine that Bachelorette Party. It'd be a room full of cake, and male strippers puking.
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rofl
 
Can't... type... laughing... too.... hard....

Every fucking sentence in the first couple of pages is fucking hilarious.

"I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity."
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The beautiful brides maids:
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My army buddies were all over them
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"How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."
 
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Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
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I'm about to cry from laughing so hard - not some much at the monster he calls a bride, but at his ignorance of what is going on.

"We are both good Christians, God is what brought us our happiness and health. You have no place trying to prove that the Lord does not exist. Look upon true love and tell me there is no God:
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i was going to call you guy ass hole that judge people by their face

but after i saw those pic...i just can't do it
 
"How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."

Lol, that guy needs his brain deprogrammed
 
I sat here for about 10 minutes trying to figure out if there is any logical explanation for this outrage.

Then I remembered a video I saw a while back of a guy having his fat wife just sit on his chest. There are also some men that enjoy fat chicks smothering their ass into the
their face.

Could this be why?
 
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This shit is funny. Too bad it's not real.
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Oh it's real... it was on reddit a few days ago and people found their myspace pages. Half the people on reddit were laughing and the other half thought it was childish and were trying to warn the myspacers to make their accounts private.
 
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