A Bird Just Shit On My Eyelid - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

trigatch4 · 11-28-2008, 03:09 PM

I went outside to go to my car - parked a few blocks away. I stopped for a second to think if I wanted to lock my front door or not as I left a voicemail message. I felt something on my finger, thought it was rain but it was a white spec.

I looked up and a bird shit directly on my eyelid. That's like the bird version of throwing one snowball high in the air and pegging the target with a snowball fastball. What a piece of shit, pun not intended.

That's the second time a bird has shit on my head. The other time was at the beach when I was 11. The Seagull must have saved up for 2 weeks on that one, this time it was a small bird and a dime sized crap. But still, in the eye, that's insulting.

Hope your day is going better than mine!

nachoninja · 11-28-2008, 03:12 PM

mediastar100 · 11-28-2008, 03:14 PM

cheers for cheering me up! fucking hillarious

Yaxxx · 11-28-2008, 03:22 PM

best. thread. evar.

TLott · 11-28-2008, 03:26 PM

i got shit on 3 times in a week on vacation in new orleans.

-Matt- · 11-28-2008, 03:53 PM

It's wal-mart's fault, not the bird's.

Ryan · 11-28-2008, 04:12 PM

lolz man....lolz.

BrynYoungblut · 11-28-2008, 04:39 PM

Thanks for sharing.

MDSandB · 11-28-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Matt-

It's wal-mart's fault, not the bird's.

I Lol'ed

Flyboy · 11-28-2008, 06:05 PM

Nobody cares if your puns were intended.

---

On a more serious note, that shit sucks! (no pun intended

)

radio · 11-28-2008, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLott

i got shit on 3 times in a week on vacation in new orleans.

new orleans craigslist erotic services ftw apparently

$5 Submissions · 11-28-2008, 06:25 PM

In some cultures, being pooped on by a bird is regarded as an omen of impending good luck.

Phre0nBurn · 11-28-2008, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radio

new orleans craigslist erotic services ftw apparently

If anyone has any doubts as to why stereotypes are so predominant, click that link and check out the first 15 ads in the w4m section.

You'll get what I mean.

Phre0nBurn · 11-28-2008, 06:53 PM

Can't edit... Meant to say "prevalent"... Been a long week with no sleep.

r3p1v · 11-28-2008, 07:02 PM

There was a video, I think it was posted on here. Where a reporter looked up into a tree and a bird pooped in this mouth. Ugh, that would be the worst.

kimboslice · 11-28-2008, 07:21 PM

zany zoroaster · 11-28-2008, 08:17 PM

Meh. That's affiliate marketing for you!

AdHustler · 11-28-2008, 08:45 PM

thats considered good luck. start a new campaign or something

Jardini · 11-28-2008, 09:40 PM

LOL.

muralikumar2005 · 11-28-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trigatch4

The Seagull must have saved up for 2 weeks on that one

HA HA HA

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