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ChrisS · 11-29-2008, 06:28 PM

I'm posting from my iPhone. Literally 2 minutes ago two little jailbait chicks randomly stopped me as I walked past, said I was hot, and asked to take a picture. Oh the irony.

It truly is a sad, Godless world.

Aplchian · 11-29-2008, 06:31 PM

congrats

Aplchian · 11-29-2008, 06:33 PM

judging from this picture of you i dont believe you

glowleaf · 11-29-2008, 06:37 PM

They wouldn't call them jailbait otherwise...

DanBo · 11-29-2008, 06:44 PM

Did you have a wad of money hanging out of your pocket?

kingofsp · 11-29-2008, 07:13 PM

Where the F is the picture!?

Aplchian · 11-29-2008, 07:18 PM

shit imageshack must have gotten an error or something?... link fixed

radarig · 11-29-2008, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Aplchian

shit imageshack must have gotten an error or something?... link fixed

Don't hurt yourself.

airforcematt · 11-29-2008, 08:37 PM

Pics of the girls or it didn't happen.

nachoninja · 11-29-2008, 08:51 PM

guys with ponytails aren't chicks

DanBo · 11-29-2008, 09:57 PM

Oh SnaP!

Phre0nBurn · 11-29-2008, 10:23 PM

Dude... That shit happens to me a lot...

Get yourself some tats, a bit of swagger in your clothes, a big spiked mohawk, and a mean mug, and them high school girlies get all crazy...

Fucked up world we live in. I'm moving to germany. The age of consent is better there :P

hahaha

PhillipMarlow · 11-29-2008, 10:24 PM

post post post

Phre0nBurn · 11-29-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aplchian

judging from this picture of you i dont believe you

*sigh*

I hate you guys.

DuelElite · 11-29-2008, 10:41 PM

lol I can just imagine the look of glee on his face that will probably stay on until he dies.

kingofsp · 11-29-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nachoninja

guys with ponytails aren't chicks

Tell that to the inmates at any one of our nation's fine penitentiaries.

Pr0xyhub · 11-30-2008, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nachoninja

guys with ponytails aren't chicks

hahahahahaha

HarveyJ · 11-30-2008, 07:11 PM

ChrisS: Here's a Tshirt Hell T for you...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phre0nBurn

Fucked up world we live in. I'm moving to germany. The age of consent is better there :P

Isn't Canada closer? Or has the age changed there now?

LotsOfZeros · 11-30-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DanBo

Did you have a wad of money hanging out of your pocket?

Nope. They were candy canes.
Chris, I thought the judge said you can't go out in public with more than two pieces of candy on your person at any given time.

ChrisS · 11-30-2008, 08:57 PM

Is that a candy cane in my pocket or am I happy to see you?

LotsOfZeros · 11-30-2008, 08:59 PM

Give a little boost to your ego Chris, hit em with this:
Candy Cane The World's Largest

ChrisS · 11-30-2008, 09:08 PM

Holy girth, batman!

HarveyJ · 12-01-2008, 02:34 AM

Bah! That picture gives you nothing as a comparison point. Other than the description, it just looks like a short stubby candy cane.

I think this is a case for the people at Pimp That Snack

And ChrisS, you should get an emofringe... watch the jailbait try to get your pants off then. It'll be that you have to beat em off with a stick, or beat off your stick to em, or something.

pattyflory · 12-01-2008, 02:51 AM

It's probably a sting operation hehe

Fatbat · 12-01-2008, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisS

Is that a candy cane in my pocket or am I happy to see you?

Fuck, I got one of those at the Coachella music festival. Walking through the crowd with a glow stick in my pocket and this tiny little cutie walks up to me and says "is that a glowstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? teehee". I was dumbfounded, all I could muster was "I'm always happy to see a cute girl", and walked away, because at that moment I was trying to find my girlfriend in the crowd. That shit doesn't happen when you're single, at least not to me.

LoLs at Patty, no doubt.

11-29-2008, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
ChrisS Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,209 iTrader: 8 / 100%	Mall Hillarity I'm posting from my iPhone. Literally 2 minutes ago two little jailbait chicks randomly stopped me as I walked past, said I was hot, and asked to take a picture. Oh the irony. It truly is a sad, Godless world. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ “I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.” – John Cage

11-29-2008, 06:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 06:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 06:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 07:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 08:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 08:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 09:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
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11-29-2008, 10:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
Phre0nBurn I <3 JAILBAIT! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona-California Posts: 687 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Dude... That shit happens to me a lot... Get yourself some tats, a bit of swagger in your clothes, a big spiked mohawk, and a mean mug, and them high school girlies get all crazy... Fucked up world we live in. I'm moving to germany. The age of consent is better there :P hahaha Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ CLICK HERE IF YOU NEED CONTENT/POSTS/BOOKS/ADS WRITTEN! AIM: MakexYouxSinn Yahoo Messenger: SinnMarketing Google Talk: [email protected] Windows Live: [email protected] eMail: [email protected] Skype: SinnMarketing

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11-29-2008, 10:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
DuelElite Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 129 iTrader: 0 / 0%	lol I can just imagine the look of glee on his face that will probably stay on until he dies. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

11-30-2008, 08:57 PM	#20 (permalink)
ChrisS Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,209 iTrader: 8 / 100%	Is that a candy cane in my pocket or am I happy to see you? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ “I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.” – John Cage

11-30-2008, 09:08 PM	#22 (permalink)
ChrisS Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,209 iTrader: 8 / 100%	Holy girth, batman! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ “I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.” – John Cage

12-01-2008, 02:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Bah! That picture gives you nothing as a comparison point. Other than the description, it just looks like a short stubby candy cane. I think this is a case for the people at Pimp That Snack And ChrisS, you should get an emofringe... watch the jailbait try to get your pants off then. It'll be that you have to beat em off with a stick, or beat off your stick to em, or something. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

12-01-2008, 02:51 AM	#24 (permalink)
pattyflory Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 85 iTrader: 0 / 0%	It's probably a sting operation hehe Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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