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I think that as a child I was molested by some dude wearing a Santa suit. Because I don't enjoy this "magical time of year" one bit.
It gets worse every year too. You can't even go into a morgue or strip club without being aurally assaulted with tired Christmas songs. I even heard a Billy Idol Christmas song on the radio this morning for Christ's sakes! I mean this is the guy that sang about such fine subjects such as incest and underage sex. But nooooo around Christmas time he turns into a dickless sweater wearing caroler. Everyone is all joyful and shit for about a month. You can even go into the leprous pit of hell that is Wal-Mart and get good customer service and happy faces. That just pisses me off too. WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE THAT ALL OF THE TIME YOU STUPID FUCKS?! Everyone's expected to be happy, so it really sucks for the people who have no reason too. Like yesterday I overheard some lady asking these two little girls "So have you decorated for Christmas yet?" they looked down at their feet for a little bit and then one of them said "We want to, but Mom said we can't afford to this year". Way to go Christmas, thanks for pissing on the hopes and dreams of children. Speaking of poor people, I donate quite a bit. But not around Christmas. Want to know why? Because every other worthless fuck does and the Salvation Armies and food banks are stacked. Yeah, let's pick a few weeks out of the year to give food to the poor people and make yourself feel better about your pedegg and snuggie. It's not like they have to eat the other 11 months too. Assholes. All of this fuckery has to start right after thanksgiving. So it's over a month of this shit all leading up to one day. That's a lot of build up for not much payoff...Like flawlessly gaming a chick all night and getting nothing but a dry handjob in the back seat. Yayyy. I'm not normally a negative person either. I don't know why the holidays bring out the cynic in me. Maybe I need to run more holiday offers so I have a reason to look forward to this bullshit.
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The last job I had (hopefully 'ever') ran a holiday food drive: broke everyone out into 4 teams, and whoever donated the largest amount of food by weight won something stupid, like lunch on Fridays or whatever. I organized my team into people responsible for each foodgroup, gathered a reasonable $ donation from everyone and organized shopping trips to cover the basics. Having volunteered at the Food Share before I knew roughly what they could/couldn't use and what they had enough of. Coming into the last day of the contest my team was ahead with so many hundreds of pounds. Another team (made up of mostly ASP devs, go figure) went to CostCo 30 mins before the deadline and bought 150 pounds of ramen noodles. 150 lbs of ramen. You don't want to know what a mountain of sodium looks like. I felt embarassed to be loading that onto the CFS truck when they came. Granted, that probably amounts to what I ate in my college years, but it certainly makes a statement when you're supposedly being "charitable." I also refuse to fly between T-giving and New Year's because every douchenozzle in the US thinks it's their god-given right to be treated like a king on their airline of choice during that time. The one exception is a direct flight to Cancun, leaving tomorrow morning
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You obviously don't realize we are celebrating the day Jesus defeated the Germans.
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That lady's right, though! Christmas is all about little baby Jesus.
...it has absolutely nothing to do with a Roman pagan holiday worshiping the sun God.
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^ Haha.
ChrisS gone depressive. The problems you mentioned would be there in any age, anyway. I fucking love Christmas, that is when I get to meet all of my friends, relatives and enjoy the time together with them.
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Someone needs to take some hits off a good one.
-- Maybe ChrisS just needs some underrage xmas lovin? ![]() Not young enough? Here ya go.
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dude, i fuckin hear ya on the christmas songs. I like christmas and all, but these songs bug the piss outa me! I went into Cabelas....CABELAS, and heard the same damn Rudolph song like 50 fuckin times....Guys their wanna Shoot rudolph with a 30-06! |
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Christmas is a great time; you just have to avoid getting sucked into the commercial mania. Have a Victorian Christmas; buy some presents, put up a few decorations, go to Mass, take it easy.
Go present-buying at odd times when the hordes aren't about. Instead of having a list of presents, wander around, see what's available, and make a mental note of any items that would suit a loved one. Then come back another day and buy the lot in an hour. If you try to find items on a premade list, it'll drive you nuts. And avoid anything that needs batteries, especially toys. ... Then wait until Christmas Eve and buy 'em a load of crap from the petrol station at 8pm in a blind panic because you left it too late, as usual.
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I agree with the pretentious Charity giving part of your post, and the commercialized part of the season, but otherwise any excuse for a break, lot's of food/drink and hanging with friends, family is all good.
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Hey man, at least you get Thanksgiving and Halloween to break shit up.
I kid you not, down under, malls have the Xmas shit blasting out as early as October 1st. I've been able to get candy canes since September!!! I do agree with ChrisS' sentiments on people being hypocritically douchey at this time of year, but I actually kinda like Xmas... At least, Aussie Xmas, anyway. The weather's good (although you do occasionally get freak snows at altitude, which is so cool. White Xmas in Summer). But more to the point, as most of my friends are goths and metal heads, we just throw everything in the holiday pot with our Chrismakannadanzanal... Christmas+Channukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Baccanal. It's basically an excuse to get really drunk and make out with each other, and then swap presents, before we go out an abuse families trying to have quality time with their kids on the 26th.
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i love this holiday season, simply because it generates the most amount of revenue for businesses selling physical products.
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Just heard about that two days ago... fucking insane*
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