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ck256 · 12-11-2008, 10:33 PM

thanks for the laugh! That's 5 minutes I will never get back but completely worth it!

rgordon83 · 12-12-2008, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bishi

if its a web browser targeting African Americans then your too late

lmao

rgordon83 · 12-12-2008, 12:23 AM

Mikey Kidd,

Here, i helped you write a business plan. This will help you with investors:

Volume10 · 12-12-2008, 01:46 AM

my new favorite post ever. i am going to use his beatboxing as my ring tone.

Rusky · 12-12-2008, 02:28 AM

Ruthless. Shitting on a guys dream like that. Oouch.
I like the name orgazilla.com - not very porn like.

Rusky · 12-12-2008, 02:38 AM

I found the story of orgazilla.com
"

The Story of Orgazilla

Once upon a time...lived a little dinosaur...he had no friends...no family...all he had was himself and his balls...as the little dinosaur got older and stronger...he began to adventure the web...he visited all the porns sites...and masterbated like 20 times a day...but after awhile...something just didn't feel right...he knew something about this whole internet porn world was missing...he thought...and thought...and thought...and finally he knew exactly what was missing from the internet porn world...the only time he ever used his tool was to masterbate to dino porn...and it was his dream in life to let the whole world use his tool...so he prayed to the e-god Bill Gatorsaurus to answer his prayer...so later that night he fell asleep...and he was woken up by a nerdy loud voice! The voice spoke to him...the voice said " ORGAZILLA! this is Bill Gatosaurus the e-god of the web...I am here to make your dreams come true...I am going to make your tool the biggest thing on the web...I will let everybody use your tool and love it!"...Orgazilla was a new dinosaur...he was the new internet sensation and everybody loved his tool.

The End."
http://www.orgazilla.com/aboutus/

Im sorry mike. Great branding domain. But just like you; your idea needs refining.

joshmv · 12-12-2008, 03:16 AM

Rusky got me looking at the other pages on the site and they are just as wonderful. This, from the advertising page:

Our advertisement opportunities are differen't then regular old school advertising...we offer you a fresh breath of air...we offer you something special...something creative...something effective...not only do we give you website impressions...we give you the chance to make an impression on our valuable users...and thats something that we can give you.

Who knew differen't had an apostrophe!?!1

joshmv · 12-12-2008, 03:18 AM

btw, is that dinosaur humping the O?

SUP3RNOVA · 12-12-2008, 11:19 AM

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

CorrectAD · 12-12-2008, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

ahahahaha how the fuck did you find that?

DanielKemp · 12-12-2008, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

That is a really good idea for making $3000 fast.

It would be better if the winning bidder pays for your transportation cause that might be a lot of money (i.e. shipping to Hawaii/Alaska)

turbolapp · 12-12-2008, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshmv

btw, is that dinosaur humping the O?

I totally thought that the first time I saw it.

LotsOfZeros · 12-12-2008, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

"give you advice when needed"

SUP3RNOVA · 12-12-2008, 01:05 PM

I'm almost sensing this may be worthy of a "maker your own..."

joshmv · 12-12-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more lol'ier

Goldie Dice · 12-12-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

What a find... Fucking hilarious...

airforcematt · 12-12-2008, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deliguy

We can't remove that image either. It appears to be some sort of "attachment" which means it attached itself to the forum, probably forever. It's like a new limb, once its there you might as well start using it.

And it seems to be spreading too (See avatar :P)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

OMFG that's awesome.

guerilla · 12-12-2008, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

Hansom Young Man Ready To Serve (but not spell)

The only things I can cook are bacon and eggs,toast and hot pockets.

OMFG, this guy is trying to Gigolo hot pockets for investment capital.

Fatbat · 12-13-2008, 02:24 PM

If I had only known that's all it would take I could have saved myself a lot of time and expense. Damn, beaten to the punch again.

BeerNuts · 12-13-2008, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

What's really sad is his auction ended today and no one bought him. Poor guy.

LotsOfZeros · 12-13-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeerNuts

What's really sad is his auction ended today and no one bought him. Poor guy.

I guess the free shipping balloon over his picture wasn't prominent enough for any milfs to notice the great deal they were getting.

kingofsp · 12-13-2008, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Oh wow.

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

WOW!

I could actually use a hot pocket chef. But 3 grand? That's a little steep.

Garrett · 12-13-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUP3RNOVA

Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST)

Who does that?

legacy · 12-13-2008, 10:57 PM

i cant imagine if that ugly fat woman beast who just got married to that skinny dude wins that auction, that could really get entertaining.

airforcematt · 12-14-2008, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legacy

i cant imagine if that ugly fat woman beast who just got married to that skinny dude wins that auction, that could really get entertaining.

I'll keep an eye out, if he re-lists I say we take up a collection and find someone like that to hook him up with - rofl.

this_guy · 12-14-2008, 03:54 AM

The Mike Anderson Story...
Born in West Chester, Pennsylvania, Michael Anderson the first teenage beatbox superstar of his time period. Anderson's career started late 2005 when he first performed at a school talent show. He appeared in local music revues and church as a young boy, and at the age of 16 got a chance to perform on stage with the world famous Viva La Bam show cast from MTV. Michael was offered a chance to perform on MTV for the MTVU Woody Awards. Too young to perform, the producer denied him after he found out Michael was only 16. Michael continues to amaze the public with his live performances.

mikeandersonmusic.info

erifdekciw · 12-14-2008, 09:47 AM

OH GOD hahahaahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahah

STOP IT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS IS TOO PATHETIC!

kblessinggr · 12-14-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeerNuts

What's really sad is his auction ended today and no one bought him. Poor guy.

Kinda surprised it wasn't ended by eBay. Good thing they didn't pull it though... some of us need the lol's.

kblessinggr · 12-14-2008, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by this_guy

Born in West Chester, Pennsylvania, Michael Anderson the first teenage beatbox superstar of his time period.

So he was the super star in 3rd period for about 5 minutes before the bell rung?

BlueYonder · 12-14-2008, 01:07 PM

Thanks, I laughed and saw the possibilities. This is an excellent high concept for a rom-com. Does anybody else here write movie scripts?

radio · 12-14-2008, 01:28 PM

hot pockets...

ricdes · 12-14-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeyman

omfg still laughing +rep

Fatbat · 12-14-2008, 06:09 PM

337

WTF is that?

Xrproto · 12-14-2008, 11:44 PM

!ud nigga

....

Well I'm lost.

joshmv · 12-15-2008, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatbat

337

WTF is that?

We seriously need to lure Mike back onto WF, he seems to be spinning his tires a bit

Mike619 · 12-15-2008, 01:35 AM

Quote:

I will be your boyfriend, your lover, your friend, and that person to be there for you when your in need.

I'll clean the house , cook you bacon and eggs in the morning , give you a back massage when you come home from work , cuddle with you everyday, watch tv with you, exercise with you, go on vacations with you. I'll be your everything.

I'll stand up for you , protect you and give you advice when needed.

I'll be slaving to your needs and making you feel special.

The only thing that I can't do is cook .The only things I can cook are bacon and eggs,toast and hot pockets.

AGE: 19

SEX: MALE

LOCATION: PENNSYLVANIA

LOL

Alpha · 12-15-2008, 02:27 AM

Thing is, this guy's fucking SERIOUS. Wtf??

jdomaha · 12-15-2008, 10:39 PM

He is . . . a comedian's comedian.

I would so hire him to perform at parties.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha

Thing is, this guy's fucking SERIOUS. Wtf??

knukk · 12-16-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeyman

LOL!

timore · 12-16-2008, 07:58 PM

Best thread eva.

JoshTodd · 12-17-2008, 06:59 PM

This thread delivers! I haven't laughed this hard all week.

jpet10 · 12-17-2008, 07:14 PM

isn't their some sort of "thread of the year" award?

12-11-2008, 10:33 PM	#51 (permalink)
ck256 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 357 iTrader: 0 / 0%	thanks for the laugh! That's 5 minutes I will never get back but completely worth it! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-12-2008, 01:46 AM	#54 (permalink)
Volume10 I love midgets. Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,204 iTrader: 14 / 100%	my new favorite post ever. i am going to use his beatboxing as my ring tone. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WAT?....... PPCpimps.com....... that's WAT!

12-12-2008, 02:28 AM	#55 (permalink)
Rusky Unemployed for 8 years Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thinking Chair Posts: 1,759 iTrader: 8 / 100%	Ruthless. Shitting on a guys dream like that. Oouch. I like the name orgazilla.com - not very porn like. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Green Green, Yellow.

12-12-2008, 02:38 AM	#56 (permalink)
Rusky Unemployed for 8 years Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Thinking Chair Posts: 1,759 iTrader: 8 / 100%	I found the story of orgazilla.com " The Story of Orgazilla Once upon a time...lived a little dinosaur...he had no friends...no family...all he had was himself and his balls...as the little dinosaur got older and stronger...he began to adventure the web...he visited all the porns sites...and masterbated like 20 times a day...but after awhile...something just didn't feel right...he knew something about this whole internet porn world was missing...he thought...and thought...and thought...and finally he knew exactly what was missing from the internet porn world...the only time he ever used his tool was to masterbate to dino porn...and it was his dream in life to let the whole world use his tool...so he prayed to the e-god Bill Gatorsaurus to answer his prayer...so later that night he fell asleep...and he was woken up by a nerdy loud voice! The voice spoke to him...the voice said " ORGAZILLA! this is Bill Gatosaurus the e-god of the web...I am here to make your dreams come true...I am going to make your tool the biggest thing on the web...I will let everybody use your tool and love it!"...Orgazilla was a new dinosaur...he was the new internet sensation and everybody loved his tool. The End." http://www.orgazilla.com/aboutus/ Im sorry mike. Great branding domain. But just like you; your idea needs refining. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Green Green, Yellow.

12-12-2008, 03:16 AM	#57 (permalink)
joshmv I Like Skittles Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 866 iTrader: 11 / 100%	Rusky got me looking at the other pages on the site and they are just as wonderful. This, from the advertising page: Our advertisement opportunities are differen't then regular old school advertising...we offer you a fresh breath of air...we offer you something special...something creative...something effective...not only do we give you website impressions...we give you the chance to make an impression on our valuable users...and thats something that we can give you. Who knew differen't had an apostrophe!?!1 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-12-2008, 03:18 AM	#58 (permalink)
joshmv I Like Skittles Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 866 iTrader: 11 / 100%	btw, is that dinosaur humping the O? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-12-2008, 11:19 AM	#59 (permalink)
SUP3RNOVA Goober Gay Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,067 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Oh wow. Personal Boyfriend / Bestfriend / Toy * WOMEN ONLY * - eBay (item 280294012561 end time Dec-21-08 23:51:12 PST) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ am I allowed to link to my forum here?

12-12-2008, 01:05 PM	#64 (permalink)
SUP3RNOVA Goober Gay Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,067 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I'm almost sensing this may be worthy of a "maker your own..." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ am I allowed to link to my forum here?

12-13-2008, 02:24 PM	#69 (permalink)
Fatbat Advertise Here Join Date: May 2008 Location: Costa del Sol, Spain Posts: 4,091 iTrader: 3 / 100%	If I had only known that's all it would take I could have saved myself a lot of time and expense. Damn, beaten to the punch again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-13-2008, 10:57 PM	#74 (permalink)
legacy Young Money Movement Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New York Fucking City Posts: 151 iTrader: 1 / 100%	i cant imagine if that ugly fat woman beast who just got married to that skinny dude wins that auction, that could really get entertaining. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Official Legacy's Boobs Thread If you like my boob threads, subscribe to my blog its updated daily. Enjoy! Vodka $29.99, Condoms $2.99, Motel $44.99 finding out she swallows and loves it in the ass PRICELESS!!! Fuck mastercard, it pays to discover =)

12-14-2008, 03:54 AM	#76 (permalink)
this_guy 5th Year Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,013 iTrader: 6 / 100%	The Mike Anderson Story... Born in West Chester, Pennsylvania, Michael Anderson the first teenage beatbox superstar of his time period. Anderson's career started late 2005 when he first performed at a school talent show. He appeared in local music revues and church as a young boy, and at the age of 16 got a chance to perform on stage with the world famous Viva La Bam show cast from MTV. Michael was offered a chance to perform on MTV for the MTVU Woody Awards. Too young to perform, the producer denied him after he found out Michael was only 16. Michael continues to amaze the public with his live performances. mikeandersonmusic.info Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Instant access to merchants at Commission Junction, Shareasale, Google Affiliate Network, and PepperJam. Over 50 million products ready for you to sell for commission.

12-14-2008, 09:47 AM	#77 (permalink)
erifdekciw Champion of Constitution Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,437 iTrader: 5 / 100%	OH GOD hahahaahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahah STOP IT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS IS TOO PATHETIC! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-14-2008, 01:07 PM	#80 (permalink)
BlueYonder Flaming panties Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Central N00bistan Posts: 2,230 iTrader: 32 / 100%	Thanks, I laughed and saw the possibilities. This is an excellent high concept for a rom-com. Does anybody else here write movie scripts? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Better copy = More sales I write sales copy that moves the numbers. Review thread here Try Article Marketing Robot FREE

12-14-2008, 01:28 PM	#81 (permalink)
radio Unconsciously competent. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,540 iTrader: 25 / 100%	hot pockets... YouTube - Hot Pockets! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-14-2008, 06:09 PM	#83 (permalink)
Fatbat Advertise Here Join Date: May 2008 Location: Costa del Sol, Spain Posts: 4,091 iTrader: 3 / 100%	337 WTF is that? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-14-2008, 11:44 PM	#84 (permalink)
Xrproto Waste of e-space Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,882 iTrader: 4 / 100%	!ud nigga .... Well I'm lost. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ I can assure you I am as insane as the next man.

12-15-2008, 02:27 AM	#87 (permalink)
Alpha Male Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 56 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Thing is, this guy's fucking SERIOUS. Wtf?? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-16-2008, 07:58 PM	#90 (permalink)
timore Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 37 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Best thread eva. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

12-17-2008, 06:59 PM	#91 (permalink)
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12-17-2008, 07:14 PM	#92 (permalink)
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