ShamWow Vince - Slap Chop
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"The reason you're going to slap away every day is that it's so easy to clean..."
He should be selling Fleshlights.
He should be selling Fleshlights.
Talk about a recycled product. I had one of these 10 years ago.
Props to misson-control-guy for the recycle.
Props to misson-control-guy for the recycle.
Vince is good, but he ain't no Billy Mays!
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We'd be killing ourselves at every actual 'exciting' event, if all it took was chopping up tuna to make us feel excited.
Sex would be like ... cardiac arrest. And bungee jumping might make our head explode like in the movie Scanners.
On a more marketing related note, I'd point out how he relates it back to everyday life. Using it as a microcosm of the world.
"Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life..you're going to have an exciting life now"
"You're going to change your eating habits"
"You're throwing your money away"
"Life's hard enough as it is"
"We're going to make america skinny again"
"Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life..you're going to have an exciting life now"
"You're going to change your eating habits"
"You're throwing your money away"
"Life's hard enough as it is"
"We're going to make america skinny again"
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