jerxs

$350,000 Laptop

I dont know about you, but even if I had $350,000 to piss away it sure wouldnt being going toward a fucking laptop!

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Jon

Does it come with lube, because you are getting fucked in the ass for buying it.

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Deliguy

that is sooooo fuckin gay. For the price i was expecting a six foot nitrogen cooling system like nasa would have. Instead it has a diamond fuckin emblem. It better at least come with some really good financial software cus you'd be an idiot to buy it.

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jerxs

That laptop could be made of solid platnium, crested with 1000 diamonds and greased down in Venessa Minnillo's vagina slime, If I had the money to burn I still wouldnt buy it!

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chrislingle

hey, our resident tv producer who makes 1.5 million said he would buy it! 5starasshat.tv

jerxs

I also caught word that the gentleman that sold PRdeal.com has one back ordered!

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chrislingle

makes sense, birds of a feather and all that, stupidity is not reserved for the poor working class!

Deliguy

is it just me or would anyone else rather have 350,000 double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds?

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Jon

If that's the case, then your entire bathroom ordeal will need to be sponsored by Pepto bismol.

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Deliguy

So your saying that mcdonalds double cheeseburgers would be a wise investment?

Is it too late to change my mind? Instead I would like 6,999 $50 hookers and one std tester.

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jerxs

LMAO,

Id go with the double cheeseburgers or better yet Wendy's Bacon Cheeseburgers.

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Deliguy

oh man have you had wendy's 1/2lb double bacon melt?
fuckin great!

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jerxs

Wendy's kicks ass, I havent been there in awhile, but I use to love the Wendy's triple 1/4 w/cheese and bacon.

That bacon melt sounds good, I know im going to find myself at Wendys tomorow!

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Deliguy

oh hell yeah. I'm also digging burger kings quad stackers. I'm a big eater

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guysmy

You guys are killing me back here... bacon mushroom melt or a spicy chicken for me.

Tech and freaking diamonds don't mix. One sits in the ground for a few billion years to come of age, the other is worseless in five years.

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dsm56

It really pisses me off how they say the laptop is worth $350,000.

No, its the diamonds on it that are worth this much. If I see that price tag I think, hm, this is a super fucking laptop thats got 10,000 processors and is the third fastest grid computer in the world, all inside a laptop case.

But no, its some fucking diamonds on the cover that make it worth that much. Its like those designer cellphones with diamonds on them, its still just a fucking cellphone.

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kaveman

the only way i would buy that laptop is if instead of a tulip it said KAVEMAN in daimonds and it was removable so i could were it as a chain too oh and I want to try that new jalepeno burger from wendys, fromthe bottom:bun, meat, pepperjack cheese, jalepenos in like nnacho cheese, meat, and bun

jerxs

Platinum is up to about $1200.00 an Oz., I think that also has something to do with the huge price. 500 tiny diamonds are worth shit one big diamond on the other hand.

Either way;

That about sums it up.

Off to Wendys!

Jer

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jerxs

he he he he

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Andrew

I am covering my old 386 with diamonds and selling it for $500,000, any buyers?

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That laptop's battery must be made out of densely packed high grade cocaine wrapped in a protective sheet of heroin for that laptop to be "worth" that much. Even if I had $350K to spend, no way would I blow it on a laptop.

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pfgannon

Spicy chicken is where its at

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