So let me guess, you're still a fat bastard because you failed your new years res?

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own up to it, let me guess, your new years resolution to lose weight has been a failure and the month isn't even over right???

TRY ACAI BERRY lOL!! no..

I'll give some real tips that I've used, lost 20 lbs in the past few months..

First the fundamental basis of how weight is lost, maintained, and gained..

You take your BMR (basal metabolic rate, which is how many calories your body burns in and of itself within a 24 hour period, calculator here), let's say it's 2,100 calories. So the calories (energy) required for your brain to function, heart to beat, digestive processes to work, etc.. is your BMR.

Then you get a rough idea of how many calories your body burns based on voluntary action (like... EXERCISE!) or if no exercise, you're still burning calories throughout the day. Let's say it's 400 calories on average.

That's 2,500 calories total your body is burning per day. Ok, so you want to lose fat right? Then the amount of calories you consume, should be at least 2,200 calories. That's a 300 calorie deficit, or a 1 lb. of fat loss per week (There are 3,500 calories in 1 lb. of fat), which is obviously consevative. You can easily achieve a 1,000+ calorie deficit if you workout consistently enough.

If you want to build muscle, the opposite applies. Tack on 500-1000 calories more, say 2,800, or up to 3,500++ calories a day, and you'll put on weight.

That's what it's all about, calories in vs. calories out.


Some tips..

1. Most people have this idea in their head that in order to lose weight they have to do everything to a T, and completely change their diet to 100% healthy. Wrong, all it takes is to change 1 thing in your normal daily eating routine, and over a months time, can result in lbs.+ of weight loss. So instead of eating a dozen of donuts your first meal, try eating just half that amount and then continue on with the rest of your day as normal. That'll be -1,000 calories a day, or 2 lbs a week (8 lbs a month.)

2. Get your lazy ass in the gym. Do both resistance training and cardio. Resistance training builds muscle, muscle requires more energy to operate/function. (A higher BMR, aka a faster metabolism, is a GOOD thing). Then hit up some cardio. No more than 20 minutes. And mix it up from day to day, do 15 minutes of stair climber, next time to interval sprint training for 12 minutes on the treadmill. Yadda yadda, do whatever it takes to burn calories.

3. Eat more frequently. Remember that BMR shit? Well, the more frequently you eat, the more you're forcing your body to work the digestive system, everytime you force the digestive system to work and process, it burns calories. Fuck the conventional 3 meals, you want at least 5.

4. It's possible to lose fat without exercising, like I said, it's about calories in vs. calories out. In terms of weight loss, exercising is recommended though because it gives you more room to work with. It increases that total daily caloric expenditure, the total deficit. But if you're so lazy you won't exercise, ever, just focus on cutting out shit in your diet and replacing it with something else less stuff with calories.


Alright that's enough, I don't know why I just typed that. Figured I would since I just reached my own goal :)
 


I'm a fat bastard because I'm not only too lazy to count calories but lack the will to actually bother watching what I eat. ... hey, least I'm honest about that fact.

But I can least concur that 1-4 are accurate from what I've seen.
 
1. Most people have this idea in their head that in order to lose weight they have to do everything to a T, and completely change their diet to 100% healthy. Wrong, all it takes is to change 1 thing in your normal daily eating routine, and over a months time, can result in lbs.+ of weight loss. So instead of eating a dozen of donuts your first meal, try eating just half that amount and then continue on with the rest of your day as normal. That'll be -1,000 calories a day, or 2 lbs a week (8 lbs a month.)


Eating a half dozen donuts instead of a dozen will not make you lose 8lbs in a month. If that is the only thing you change in a shit diet, you will lose exactly 0lbs.
 
Eating a half dozen donuts instead of a dozen will not make you lose 8lbs in a month. If that is the only thing you change in a shit diet, you will lose exactly 0lbs.

Wrong. It's a simple matter of calories, numbers...

3500 calories in 1 lb of fat. Cutting back by 7,000 calories a week (28,000 roughly a month) will = 8 lbs of fat loss. This is assuming the person consistently eats around the same calories per day, which most do.

If slight changes are kept consistent, they can = a big change over the long term.
 
Wrong. It's a simple matter of calories, numbers...

3500 calories in 1 lb of fat. Cutting back by 7,000 calories a week (28,000 roughly a month) will = 8 lbs of fat loss. This is assuming the person consistently eats around the same calories per day, which most do.

If slight changes are kept consistent, they can = a big change over the long term.


Here's where you're wrong - it's not guaranteed to be 8lbs of fat loss (since you can also lose muscle if you are strictly looking at calories). But it's no reason to throw your hands up and say nothing can be done about it pass me a box of Zebra Cakes and a case of Mountain Dew.

Decent post / thread overall.
 
Eating a half dozen donuts instead of a dozen will not make you lose 8lbs in a month. If that is the only thing you change in a shit diet, you will lose exactly 0lbs.
Eating half a dozen instead of a whole dozen will make you gain weight slower, not lose weight.

The tip that says to spread your meals throughout the day is a good one. I knew about it, but didn't know why it made a difference. A friend I have seems to eat a lot, but he's eating small amounts all day long and he's very thin.
 
Eating half a dozen instead of a whole dozen will make you gain weight slower, not lose weight.

no man.. if the person who cuts back to half instead of a whole dozen has maintained a certain weight (obviously overweight), and then cuts out 7000 calories a week.. yes they will lose approx. 8 lbs. in a month
 
I seriously don't know how I'm not fat. I work at home all day, sometimes not leaving the apartment for 48 hours at a time. I eat crap and drink Dr Pepper like it keeps me alive.

I'm 6 foot 1 inch and weight 167lbs.
 
I seriously don't know how I'm not fat. I work at home all day, sometimes not leaving the apartment for 48 hours at a time. I eat crap and drink Dr Pepper like it keeps me alive.

I'm 6 foot 1 inch and weight 167lbs.

Maybe you just have a high metabolism. I remember as a kid working at McD, I had a manager that was thin, she would sample quite often, in a full day she probably had several cheeseburgers, apple pies, fries and so forth and still didn't put on the weight. Course she could have been bullemic, but I doubt it. I remember another manager was making fun of her excessive sampling, which I just joked about how quality control is very important. :P
 
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I'll stick with the Courtney Love Diet.
 
I seriously don't know how I'm not fat. I work at home all day, sometimes not leaving the apartment for 48 hours at a time. I eat crap and drink Dr Pepper like it keeps me alive.

I'm 6 foot 1 inch and weight 167lbs.
I hate you on so many levels.
 
subigo - but you're probably 6'1, 167 lbs of soft flub - hahahahaha..

Me, I only started putting on a few extra lbs after getting married, and then having kids.. I know the whole gamut of what I need to do, what is healthy for me, blabla.. But I decided to do in an attempt to lose a FEW lbs, was to create a LAZY ASS way of doing it, that did not rely on daily gym appointments, or running 30 miles a week..

I've started DRINKING WATER.. That's right.. honest to fucking god, I've lost 10-12 lbs in 30 days, and all I've done is:

1. Started drinking water to hydrate myself throughout the day, in the past I drank NONE, I'd hydrate myself with coffee, coke, juice, whatever the fuck liquid I could get my hands on, as long as it had a taste of some sort.. NOT a good way to live, and the way I started feeling after only drinking water for 8-10 days is UNBELIEVABLE.. The benefits are many, go read about it.. I feel more energetic, I honestly seem to have better sex, my skin feels better, I feel more firm all around, and no doubt I eat less shit because my stomach is near-always filled with water.. lmao..

2. I do a few push-ups and sit-ups WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT, no routine, I just do some when I feel like it, wherever, whenever, it's about being lazy and doing it wporadically..

3. Smaller but more frequent meals, and I've always enjoy fruits, vegetables, fish and nuts so i've stayed with my normal diet (plenty of red meat, pork, chicken also)..

During the month of January I've literally dropped 10-12 lbs with what seems little to no effort.. Go only kows what will happen when I start to incorporate more activities, get better at not snacking at night and so forth..

And teh most amazing thing is, this will continue with ease, because the slight changes I've made are almost not felt.. In the morning, for instance, I'll immediately down a huge glass of water before ingesting any coffee, instead of a huge cup of java first thing.. When I'm thirsty, and I'd normally reach for a coke to quench my thirst, now I try to think about it for a sec to determine if I'm trying to quench my thirst or if i'm truly in the mood for a coke. If I'm just thirsty, now I enjoy a tall glass of water..

I know I'll get flamed for this gay post, but fuck you, this works..

And water tastes great, I crave it every day now..
 
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