The 7 words you'd least like to hear... - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

Webferret · 04-26-2009, 09:01 AM

mine are...

"Tom Hanks in a Ron Howard Movie"

amateursurgeon · 04-26-2009, 09:06 AM

"We've found the bodies under your patio."

Nemesis · 04-26-2009, 10:21 AM

"They've found buried bodies in the woods"

Jizzlobber · 04-26-2009, 10:23 AM

"Ladies and gentlemen please brace for landing."

knukk · 04-26-2009, 10:26 AM

"You spin me right round, baby, right...."

TheDean · 04-26-2009, 10:43 AM

"the swab we took matches your dna"

airforcematt · 04-26-2009, 10:53 AM

"I just want to be friends ok?"

Spliffic · 04-26-2009, 10:53 AM

"You need to get your prostate examined"

Yaxxx · 04-26-2009, 11:02 AM

"Trust me dude, the whole cities dry"

Metcalfe · 04-26-2009, 11:15 AM

"We found semen traces in your ass" - Your Doctor after you have woken up with no recollection of the night before

"Dad, my drug dealer is the father" - Your Daughter

"You will be indefinitely detained for questioning" - Homeland defense representative (alt: "Welcome to guantanamo, you have no rights")

"I'm only 15, is that a problem?" - I am sure you can figure out when this is bad

dangregory · 04-26-2009, 11:21 AM

"I'm pregnant and the baby is yours."

TheDean · 04-26-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metcalfe

"We found semen traces in your ass"

fyp. it was gold until you started explaining everything.

alexb · 04-26-2009, 12:02 PM

"George Lucas directs and guest stars in..."

vinny lingo · 04-26-2009, 12:19 PM

"Honey, we're pregnant with our third kid!"

Only because we decided to stop at two, and I haven't bitten the bullet to get snipped yet.

Randstrom · 04-26-2009, 12:43 PM

"YOUR keyword idea is converting for me" - after a night out with fellow affilliates

ozonew4m · 04-26-2009, 12:56 PM

You have the right to remain silent........

acemenace · 04-26-2009, 01:12 PM

"Can you take care of the kids?"

Dr_Ngo · 04-26-2009, 01:13 PM

"The FTC has frozen all your assets"

MaxSteve · 04-26-2009, 01:16 PM

Bend over and please try to relax

pickledegg · 04-26-2009, 01:26 PM

you sure have got a pretty mouth...

amanda11 · 04-26-2009, 01:27 PM

"Your asshole smells like cheese - ho ho"

nevele · 04-26-2009, 01:27 PM

1st this thread blows.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randstrom

"YOUR keyword idea is converting for me" - after a night out with fellow affilliates

2nd this is awesome to hear.

but if you're gonna be selfish, you'll obviously be selfish on the DL and won't tell anyone anything ever. cause you already know what works and wouldn't expect someone else to share a few good ideas between people you value high enough to share drinks and company with. that's just absurd.

also, yeah. this thread blows.

just sayin.

and not just because of implementation. the idea of spending time to either come up with the exact 7 words I don't want to hear out of all the possible combinations or coming up with a witty 7 words that I may or may not have a serious problem with but nonetheless would not want to hear just sounds like a bad idea.

I mean it may not be as funny but would seem more useful to come up with another 7 words. maybe 7 words we want to hear. or 7 words that would make you happy. these are not just hedonistic pursuits my friends, no, putting a positive spin on things is necessary in situations like this. without it your business and lifestyle could suffer.

cause really, who wants to hear some of the shit in this thread.
do you?

pickledegg · 04-26-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

"Your asshole smells like cheese - ho ho"

wtf!

jvincent · 04-26-2009, 01:40 PM

"I'm the Deputy Attorney General of Connecticut..."

Metcalfe · 04-26-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDean

fyp. it was gold until you started explaining everything.

Haha, should have trusted you guys' sick minds to fill in the gaps.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevele

1st this thread blows.

2nd this is awesome to hear.

but if you're gonna be selfish, you'll obviously be selfish on the DL and won't tell anyone anything ever. cause you already know what works and wouldn't expect someone else to share a few good ideas between people you value high enough to share drinks and company with. that's just absurd.

also, yeah. this thread blows.

just sayin.

and not just because of implementation. the idea of spending time to either come up with the exact 7 words I don't want to hear out of all the possible combinations or coming up with a witty 7 words that I may or may not have a serious problem with but nonetheless would not want to hear just sounds like a bad idea.

I mean it may not be as funny but would seem more useful to come up with another 7 words. maybe 7 words we want to hear. or 7 words that would make you happy. these are not just hedonistic pursuits my friends, no, putting a positive spin on things is necessary in situations like this. without it your business and lifestyle could suffer.

cause really, who wants to hear some of the shit in this thread.
do you?

You must just be a blast at parties.

amateursurgeon · 04-26-2009, 01:52 PM

"There are hidden cameras in my gerbil."

Nemesis · 04-26-2009, 01:56 PM

I'm ___ and I'm new to WF

Rage9 · 04-26-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevele

1st this thread blows...

Thank you thread killington

mediasup · 04-26-2009, 01:57 PM

"The Test Results are In you have....

jzlconsultants · 04-26-2009, 02:00 PM

you've got piles, this won't hurt much.

Netphase · 04-26-2009, 02:20 PM

I am Chris Hansen, have a seat.

Snarf2000 · 04-26-2009, 02:26 PM

She looked 18 to me your honor.

_poto_ · 04-26-2009, 02:29 PM

"I smoked the last of your weed."

or

"Sorry bro, I drank your last beer."

bullet-ride · 04-26-2009, 02:41 PM

"Hate to say I told you so"

Rage9 · 04-26-2009, 02:43 PM

The Packers just went 0 and 16.

Bofu2U · 04-26-2009, 02:43 PM

"For your age, you're making a lot." <--- as of Friday, ex-boss. BOOYA.

jamman · 04-26-2009, 03:06 PM

Your traffic is not converting for us

turbolapp · 04-26-2009, 05:18 PM

"It appears the tumor is indeed malignant"

jryan21 · 04-26-2009, 05:22 PM

All your base are belong to us.

Codythebest · 04-26-2009, 05:32 PM

Dear affiliate, Your account has been terminated.

ChrisS · 04-26-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

All your base are belong to us

^ Haha!

Yeah mine would be "Dude, nevele is chasing the chicks away"

kingofsp · 04-26-2009, 06:07 PM

We weren't able to save your penis.

HelloAll · 04-26-2009, 07:30 PM

You have been banned from wickedfire GTFO

HarveyJ · 04-26-2009, 09:00 PM

"Honey, I think Rob Schneider's really funny"

hannahmcintyre · 04-26-2009, 10:28 PM

"Toronto beat Vancouver for the Stanley Cup"

Grindstone · 04-26-2009, 11:20 PM

"That chick you banged was a kratoy."

Gablablah · 04-26-2009, 11:30 PM

Hey, Jesus here. Yes I was real.

gamernz · 04-27-2009, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knukk

"You spin me right round, baby, right...."

Same here!

Thankfully been several weeks DickRoll free, hoping to keep it that way.

Andrew Scherer · 04-27-2009, 07:03 AM

"Hey bro, you have swine flu, good luck bro"

jzlconsultants · 04-27-2009, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Scherer

"Hey bro, you have swine flu, good luck bro"

You must be an Ex Enron accountant.

7 words not 9.

04-26-2009, 09:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Webferret Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,262 iTrader: 0 / 0%	The 7 words you'd least like to hear... mine are... "Tom Hanks in a Ron Howard Movie" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

04-26-2009, 09:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
amateursurgeon Chloroform Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Behind you. Posts: 2,689 iTrader: 3 / 100%	"We've found the bodies under your patio." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Exact Match Domains still work well for SEO Get lists of profitable ones at EMDLists.com

04-26-2009, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 10:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 10:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 10:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 11:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 11:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 11:21 AM	#11 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 12:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 12:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 12:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 01:57 PM	#29 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 02:00 PM	#30 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 02:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 02:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 02:43 PM	#35 (permalink)
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