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I tried to prank one the guides but I coudn't bring myself to doing it.

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illusion

Hahahaha, I love that third conversation Jon, you had her there for ages

Jon

Yeah the more you convince them you are serious, the funnier it can be when you come out with something. It took her for fuckin ever to close the chat. Like she was waiting and not sure if I was being serious or not.. or just contacting the feds.

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juniodude

haha, nice Jon

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open,and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

illusion

What the hell is up with the Linkbacks? Looks like some random ass scraper site

logiik

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisB
ChrisB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrisB: Hello!
ChrisB: What are you looking to cancel?
You: Hi, I'd like to cancel my account
You: the last rep that chatted with me closed the screen
ChrisB: For what?
You: my AOL dial up service
ChrisB: What account?
ChrisB: I see.
You: my username is dhu1982 and the password is hp8x3aa
You: can you get that cancelled for me so it's not charged on the next month?
ChrisB: You should never tell anyone your password you know.
You: we don't really use the dial up anymore since we just purchased DSL
ChrisB: Well, I cannot cancel this account for you.
You: why not?
ChrisB: It is not my job. I can however, tell you how to cancel it.
You: your AOL service makes watching midget porn a pain in the ass. all the buffering.
You: u know what im saying?
ChrisB: Really? I can watch it fine.
ChrisB: Are you using MidgetXXX as your client?
You: no
You: im using AOL Explorer
ChrisB: Well that's why.
ChrisB: Cancel this!
You: Thank you!
ChrisB: Glad I could help.
You: maybe we could get together sometime
You: yeah?
ChrisB: Okay, you bring the belt.
ChrisB: Thank you for using ChaCha! Be sure to rate me!
ChrisB: Have a wonderful, midget filled, night!

Jon

Some of them have a sense of humor, and others are just asking to be fucked with. So I went onto that ChaCha underground, and did some searching, and found a woman with enough profile information to have some REAL fun with. Maybe I took this a bit too far, but I was laughing so fucking hard. Some random guy is going to get his ass beaten down by her husband too. Oh man, this stuff is just too amusing for me to stop..


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ErikaS
ErikaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Erika.
ErikaS: Hello, how may I assist you in your search?
You: Wow, that's so weird, we have someone with your name at the office.
ErikaS: That is nice. I am sure there are many with my first name and last name initial. It's a common one.
You: Yeah, probably not the same person. We always poke fun about her at our construction company office.
ErikaS: Wait a second.
ErikaS: What is her job title?
You: Hmm, that's a good question.
You: We always joke around with the boss that her job is to flirt her way to the top of the corporate ladder with her weird looking fake blonde hair.
You: She does payroll stuff. Who knows what her official job title is.
You: We hear rumors all the time that even though she has three daughters, she isn't all that bad in bed anymore.
You: I once pee'd into her coffee, and she drank it and didn't even know! Hahaha!!
ErikaS: Excuse me!!
ErikaS: I work at a construction company doing the payroll, and I also have non-natural blonde hair.
ErikaS: Which company do you work for?
ErikaS: Hello????
ErikaS: Did you really pee into my coffee??
ErikaS: I swear to God when I find out who you are, you are going to be in a lot of trouble.
You: Are you pregnant right now?
You: Because the office slut here with your name is pregnant, and she never stops talking about how she is finally expecting a boy, but I'm sure he'll turn out to be gay, or just good at slobbering the old knob like his mother.
ErikaS: WHAT??????
ErikaS: Who are you????
You: The real question is not who am I, but how much you will pay me to go down on me so I don't go around telling everyone in the office about this?
ErikaS: You're really sick.
ErikaS: I hope this is a joke.
You: Wow, look at the time. I sure do need to get going.
You: It's been a really random and fun experience Erika.
You: By the way, the next time you ask someone to get you a cup of coffee and it tastes a bit off, it's not a good idea to drink it, even if you think it's some type of new office blend.
ErikaS: Jared you asshole!
ErikaS: I know this is you!!
ErikaS: You're the only one who gets me coffee.
ErikaS: If you think this is funny you have something else coming your way mister.
ErikaS: My husband is already looking up your address.
ErikaS: If I were you, I'd apologize or else I'll tell him to do whatever he pleases to you.
You: So you want your husband to please me?
You: Erika, I knew you were quiet and whatnot, but you're a real kinky freak!
You: Anyhow, tell your husband to come on over. I'm not scared of him. In fact, he'd be a real pussy if he didn't hit me first.
You: See ya at work on Monday!
ErikaS: You are so cruel.
ErikaS: What did I ever do to you?
ErikaS: Is this all because of the flirting stuff??
You: Yes, that's why.
You: Hey, I'm giving you some good credit so close the session first.
You: What are the chances of us meeting like this eh?
You: Must be fate.
Status: Session ended.

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lerchmo

HOLY SHIT! that was perfect

DruSam

Amusing, but damn, I must say that is really really awful...

Jon

I'm doing another one.. just writing out some phrases first so I can get as many in there before they close the chat. God.. this shit is so addicting and so fucking amusing at the same time!

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hfgreg

wow.. jon that takes the cake.

Jdog

pussy. Hopefully Jared don't get killed.

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DruSam

Well then, this thread is full of dicks and pussies, all we need are assholes to complete the circle!

Jared will either:
1. Get slapped and punched
2. slapped, punched, and fired.
3. slapped, punched, fired, and killed.

.......I like how this won't even bother anyone.

Jdog

come on, I'm not heartless. I am very bothered by this.... because we will never know what happened.

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Jon

Oh man.. this next one is SO wrong. Thank god for proxies, seriously.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: FrancisP
You: Hallo
FrancisP: Welcome to ChaCha!
FrancisP: Hello to you too, what can I find for you this evening?
You: My english not so good. I am from Iran until 2 week ago.
FrancisP: Okay.
FrancisP: Try to give me an idea of what you are looking for and maybe I can find what you are looking for.
You: I look for prints my friend.
FrancisP: Prints?
FrancisP: Can you be more specific (clear)?
FrancisP: Photo prints?
You: Yes.
You: No.
You: I looking for prints of building.
FrancisP: Photos of buildings?
You: Blueprints of Sears Tower and location to airport with big planes.
You: I must know quick.
Status: Session ended.

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lerchmo

Haha, still I dont know if you'll be able to top the piss in the coffee one.

juniodude

shoot Jon...man nice

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open,and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

Deliguy

the piss in the coffee one was way over the top!
i can't believe that fuckin worked! thats insanely funny.

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lazar

jesus christ, that coffee one was the funniest thing i have ever read. hahaha awesome jon.

Jon

Damn.. I'm running out of ideas

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Deliguy

man, reading your guys is almost as fun as making my own!
We're getting too good at this.

I was showing my roommate shawn the site. So i searched for
Who is prettier me or shawn?

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Mike

OMG!! That was so fucking sweet!!

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illusion

I can't believe she asked you if he masturbates, that is awesome

photoads

Lol that sites a scream. Be sure to look at the history of searches the guide has assisted in.

Q: How to change the giggle pin in a 1976 VW Polo

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulaD
PaulaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good day
PaulaD: Hello
You: Hi
PaulaD: Don't really know what this is, can you give me more info?
You: you know about giggle pins?
You: just under the flux capacitor there is a rubber gromet
You: now I removed the grommet
You: actually I broke a nail in doing so
PaulaD: Sounds like back to the future
You: but its ok now
PaulaD: Are you DOC?
You: so there is a pin that mate said was a giggle pin
You: its stuck and I cannot remove it
You: I am off on a hot date and really need to replace the pin
You: before I meet the chick
PaulaD: Sorry, not finding anything on that
You: any advice gratefully received
You: any dating tips?
You: obviously I will clean my nails
PaulaD: Good thinking, maybe the vw page can help
PaulaD: Have a nice day
PaulaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

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photoads

Q: How to reduce the size of my penis

Unable to find a guide, they're scared to pick it up!

Q: Where to buy Tartan paint

Got passed to 4 different people who knew nothing about tartan paint!
DebraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Debra
DebraB: Hello, what can I help you with
You: so nice to meet you?
You: looking for some tartan paint
DebraB: ok, one moment please
You: are you in the paint store?
DebraB: no I am in my own home
You: now one in your shop seems to know about it
DebraB: I will see what I can find here
You: where are you looking in the garage?
You: If you have some it will really make my day
DebraB: on line
DebraB: ok, one moment
You: ah
You: in scotland they sell bucket loads of the stuff
DebraB: sorry doesnt exist
You: well tins
DebraB: anything else I can get for you
You: so you do this as a hobby
DebraB: no this is my job
You: wow
You: you help people that are dumbasses like me

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photoads

Q: buy sexy toy for my wife

SonyaE: hi
You: I have heard sexy toys can add spice to sexy times?
SonyaE: that's what I heard too.
You: not sure how to buy a toy without my wife getting upset
You: you like sexy times too
You: ?
SonyaE: Let me send you some sites to choose from
You: not sure what size she is?
SonyaE: Only you should know that?
You: yeah you are right
SonyaE: One moment
You: should I ask her if its what she wants
SonyaE: yea
You: I mean she could walk out if its not what she wants?
You: but then it spoils the suprise?
SonyaE: You can't read her mind, so ask her
You: is there a way I could learn to mind read?
SonyaE: I wish, if that's the case then I want to, too.
You: they I would know if she like sexy toys @ sexy times!
You: you like sexy times?
SonyaE: not really
You: top 10 luxury toys
You: sounds good
SonyaE: Are these results sufficient?
You: sonya I thought all lovely ladies like sexy times
SonyaE: some do , some don't
You: I am checking them out\
You: I think you are lovely
SonyaE: thanks
You: do you like me?
You: I love you lots
SonyaE: you're cool.
You: you're hot
SonyaE: thanks
You: my pleasure
You: you single?
SonyaE: no
You: damn
SonyaE: yea
You: I am looking to elope
SonyaE: go right ahead~
You: you get many wierd searches?
SonyaE: a lot
You: elope with you?
You: whats the wierdest?
SonyaE: no, hommie don't play that.
SonyaE: I can't say because I'm working at this time.
You: does this count as wierd
SonyaESonyaE: hi
You: I have heard sexy toys can add spice to sexy times?
SonyaE: that's what I heard too.
You: not sure how to buy a toy without my wife getting upset
You: you like sexy times too
You: ?
SonyaE: Let me send you some sites to choose from
You: not sure what size she is?
SonyaE: Only you should know that?
You: yeah you are right
SonyaE: One moment
You: should I ask her if its what she wants
SonyaE: yea
You: I mean she could walk out if its not what she wants?
You: but then it spoils the suprise?
SonyaE: You can't read her mind, so ask her
You: is there a way I could learn to mind read?
SonyaE: I wish, if that's the case then I want to, too.
You: they I would know if she like sexy toys @ sexy times!
You: you like sexy times?
SonyaE: not really
You: top 10 luxury toys
You: sounds good
SonyaE: Are these results sufficient?
You: sonya I thought all lovely ladies like sexy times
SonyaE: some do , some don't
You: I am checking them out\
You: I think you are lovely
SonyaE: thanks
You: do you like me?
You: I love you lots
SonyaE: you're cool.
You: you're hot
SonyaE: thanks
You: my pleasure
You: you single?
SonyaE: no
You: damn
SonyaE: yea
You: I am looking to elope
SonyaE: go right ahead~
You: you get many wierd searches?
SonyaE: a lot
You: elope with you?
You: whats the wierdest?
SonyaE: no, hommie don't play that.
SonyaE: I can't say because I'm working at this time.
You: does this count as wierd
SonyaE: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

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logiik

I wasn't pranking though, just having a convo

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM
JenniferM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
JenniferM: Hello.
You: you guys get a lot of pranks?
You: ?
JenniferM: Sometimes.
You: you been across any good ones?
JenniferM: I just sent you some links. Feel free to read through them and judge for yourself.
You: hmm
You: what about you?
JenniferM: What about me? I've already read through them.
You: LOL really?
You: hold on k
JenniferM: k
You: im typing
You: nothing bad, dont worry
You: ChaCha.com Pranks
You: check that one out
You: i think it's one of the best cha cha pranks
You: on ErikaS
JenniferM: Hold on. We can't copy and paste so I have to type it in.
You: ok
JenniferM: lol That is a funny one.
You: yeah
You: there's a lot more good ones in that thread
You: some are cruel =
You: chacha guides are real people too, i can't actually prank one
You: cuz i'm not very creative
You: anyway
You: have a nice day jennifer
JenniferM: Well I'm glad. I've been on pbnation too many times now.

Jon

You pussy...

Don't go around showing them the thread because you are too much of a woman to do a prank on them!

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logiik

LMAO who cares. I searched for chacha pranks in that convo and she brought some good ones up from pbn and shit

randomlande

how come theyre all women?

mkrongel

OK what can i say i saw an opportunity. Bad thing about cha cha is they click on peoples adwords

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarolynA
CarolynA: Welcome to ChaCha!
CarolynA: Hi there.
CarolynA: Be right back with info for you. Be right back.
You: you guys just search google and put the results here?
CarolynA: No.
CarolynA: Use all kinds of search engines.
You: ahhh
You: wat to know how you can make more money?
CarolynA: 5-10 an hour.
You: you can make $100's if you were an internet marketing affiliate
CarolynA: ARe these sites helpful? May I search anything else on this topic for you?
You: you should check it out, when someone buys froma link youll get piad
You: the first site you gave me is my friends
You: he makes 100K a month getting people to buy ringtones
CarolynA: Really? Cool.
You: check out copea.com
CarolynA: Thanks for choosing Chacha. Return soon for all your search needs. Have a great day!
You: Copeac.com
CarolynA: Will do.
CarolynA: Thanks.
CarolynA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

xspark

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferR
JenniferR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
JenniferR: hi how are you
You: how are you this afternoon
You: i'm great!
You: i'm looking for the best way to enlarge my penis
JenniferR: great
JenniferR: okay i'll see what i can find
You: you see, i have a 2inch penis
You: my girlfriend think it's just to small for her
You: i'm feeling very depressed
You: the average penis size is 5inch, but mine's only 2inch.. sad huh
JenniferR: 6 inches is the average i thought
You: what size do you like your penis
JenniferR: i'm not responding to that question
You: oh, so you like average, 6 inch penis
You: okay
You: so, i'm still waiting for my results
JenniferR: i have put them on there already
You: do you know anyone who use penis enlargement
You: oh
JenniferR: nope
You: are you a man?
JenniferR: no
You: oh, duh! women
You: jennifer
You: of course!
JenniferR: is there anything else i can find for you?
You: how can i pleasure a women if i;d a 2inch penis
JenniferR: i have no idea
You: what do you mean
You: search it for me
JenniferR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

xspark

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarinaT
KarinaT: Welcome to ChaCha!
KarinaT: Hi there.
You: hello
You: i'm looking for a picture of britney spears' gash
KarinaT: Hmm...I think I spoke to you yesterday
You: you did?
You: are you from california
KarinaT: Why do you always say gash?
You: San Bernardino to be exact
You: what should I say?
You: so I'm not the first one to ask you this question
KarinaT: Why do you always say gash?
KarinaT: Yeah
You: you are very pretty
KarinaT: You also asked for the sex tape
You: omg, is that me?
You: no way
You: i dont want to talk about it
KarinaT: No, I'm not from San Bernardino..
You: ha
You: where are you from
You: missouri?
KarinaT: No..im pretty sure I spoke to you yesterday
You: haha
You: it must be destine
KarinaT: No..im pretty sure I spoke to you yesterday
KarinaT: cuz you kept saying gash
KarinaT: gash gash gash
You: haha
You: no,
KarinaT: oh..thats from a skinny puppy song
You: what song?
KarinaT: deep down trauma hounds
You: oh haha
You: so wat's your myspace
KarinaT: i think you already looked at it...gash
You: hahaha
You: dred363
KarinaT: yah
You: what so you are from califonia
You: you have very nice pictures
KarinaT: yep
You: mine if i take a look of your gash
You: email me pls
KarinaT: haha
KarinaT: no
You: omg,
You: u're so cool
You: lol, usually the guide will end it
You: why are you still chating with me
You: do you like me?
KarinaT: cuz theyre all old farts
You: I think I'm in love with your piture
You: picture
You: lol
KarinaT: I think im in love with your sister
You: what? don't tell me your a lesbain
You: can we have a threesome
You: you, me and my sister
KarinaT: that would be taboo
You: yeah, more like that would be awesome
You: are you a virgin
You: do you have msn
You: i want to chat with u
KarinaT: no
You: since u've stolen my heart
KarinaT: i dont have msn
KarinaT: sorry kid
You: omg.. i'll send you message through myspace
You: i'm 20!!
You: omg
KarinaT: omg, like, no way? for real?
You: i want to bang that gash of yours
You: no kidding dude!!
You: what style are you interested in
You: dog?
KarinaT: no
You: i'm feeling like a missionary tonight
You: :P
You: whats your fav
KarinaT: hah
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AprilC


hahah chacha is the best search engine!

Grower

Do you guys give positive Rating after pranking them? They get really frustrated if you don't rate them or rate them badly.. I read that in a blog one of them has

hfgreg

just so happens that when i was younger me and the friends called the pussy a chacha, so i played on that....

Mike

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! I'm going to bust out the guide app later and fuck with surfers, it'll be fun.

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Mike

Well, now I remember why I don't "ChaCha". That was boring. I never get any fun surfers, just stupid searches. And they don't pay enough.

Going back to bug the guides instead.

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Grower

One other way to annoy them is to search for things that don't exist.

FredM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
You: Mr Fred are you here?
FredM: Hello,I will be helping you with your search
FredM: I'm great, and you?
You: Excellent, I am also great as you are also.
FredM: Can you clarify search question for me
You: Who is the current vice president of slovenia?
FredM: One Moment Place. I'll see what I can find
You: This is the vice president of CPME the organization
FredM: Then I believe Slovenia does not have a vice president
FredM: Is that correct
You: Oh, that could be also true
FredM: One moment please are checking that out
You: Imagine a coutry without one. What would we do without Cheney?
FredM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
FredM: I'm sorry, but I can't find anything that suggests that country has a vice president
You: Ok I guess thats the end of the road then
You: Well back to my woodworking then
FredM: Well now I know
You: You know?
FredM: Thank you, have a nice evening

Deliguy

i'm going to sign up to be a guide and send every single person to wickedfire no matter what they ask for. Lets see how long i last!

everytime someone asks for something stupid i'm going to be like:
"alright here is the perfect link for you. its called wickedfire go on there. Register and then make a post saying Hey I'm selling this great ebook that I wrote for earner forums. Thats like a secret code they use."
"They are like mind readers over there, you say that and they will instantly help you out with the ____ that you are searching for. Dont' worry they are very nice on that forum. Wouldn't hurt a fly."

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mkrongel

Send them your affiliate links, if they search for ringtones send them to a affiliate link for ringtones

Grower

Apply for all affiliate programs and return only affiliate enriched links.

Want to know more about blue roses? Here is the link to the online shop!

Serp 1 every time

Jon

This is officially my new favorite site.

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dastuff

omg how have i missed this diamond.. Darn weekend made me to busy

This is great!

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Intranet

lol thats some funny shit

wen81

a joke is one thing....but when you all have nothing better to do in your lives, then play pathetic fu*king pranks all day long (not realizing that chacha guides get paid for your prank searches too)....i wouldn't really consider it a joke. don't any of you have jobs??? or do you just sit on your asses in denial that your lives are as pathetic as they are?? just curious... i find your sad waste of time, somewhat entertaining, only because i can sit and laugh at what lame asses some of you are.

Saadh

errr a lot of us don't have jobs because we work for ourselves....lol that was a retarded comment on your part

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JamesH

Dude, you are SO fucking badass. I wish I could be just like you

lerchmo

you misspelled fucking.

wen81

well, i know i am a fucking bad ass....thanks for noticing....and i too work for myself as well....dont quite understand how that was a retarded comment on my part?

Jon

You're just plain queer for resurrecting an old thread for no real reason. Neg rep for you, ya WF newbie. Welcome aboard.

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