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12-14-2006, 07:15 PM
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ChaCha.com Pranks
Bored? Bug some ChaCha.com search guides! (Y)
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12-14-2006, 07:45 PM
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: GlynnisA GlynnisA: Welcome to ChaCha! You: thanks GlynnisA: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: im looking for a picture of britney spears' gash GlynnisA: Excuse, me of what? You: her gash....her minge, her flange, her bacon bits, her beef curtains, her muff, her twat, her VAGINA GlynnisA: Sorry but we do not complete searches such as this at Cha Cha! Have a nice day! You: You cunt! GlynnisA: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. |
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12-14-2006, 09:37 PM
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Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Status: Session ended. Session ending due to restricted content Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: StacyB StacyB: Welcome to ChaCha! StacyB: Hi there what can I help you find You: hi stacyB You: my friend told me about a new dance called the goatse You: Can you find me information on it? StacyB: goatse is an adult subject You: really? You: He said it was a new dance to techno music StacyB: I can send you some general info about it, but wouldnt be able to provide you with any pictures You: theres pictures of this dance? StacyB: its not a dance You: but he said its a dance, what is it then? StacyB: I sent you the definetion on wikipedia You: whts wikipedia? StacyB: an encyclopedia StacyB: do you see the link You: is it related to the goatse dance? You: yes i see the link You: do i click on it? StacyB: its not a dance, if you read the site it should answer your questions StacyB: yes' You: i dont like clicking random links You: afraid some persons privates might pop up StacyB: well this is a search engine, in order to get the results you need to click on the link StacyB: was there anything else i can help you with You: oh really? You: i thought it was a chat service to find stuff StacyB: no you got the wrong site i think StacyB: we do help you find links, but once i find them you must click on them You: ok i clicked You: that was fun You: i guess it really isnt a dance StacyB: no You: man they tricked me again You: I feel so dumb StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: why does everyone pick on me StacyB: okay well im glad I could help have a great night You: is there a page on the internet to help me find out why people pick on me? StacyB: Im sure there might be, StacyB: im sedning you a site about how to deal with bullesi StacyB: that should help You: thanks  StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: maybe ina little while can you stay on while i read about bullies? StacyB: no I have to help others StacyB: Have a great evening, come back when you need more help You: thnks youre the breast StacyB: I m I know! thanks StacyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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12-14-2006, 09:48 PM
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12-14-2006, 10:17 PM
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Status: Connected to guide: ChristinG ChristinG: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hello ChristinG: Hello. How may I specifically help you with your search? You: I'm looking for the best internet marketing webmaster affiliate forum ChristinG: Let me see what I can find for you. ChristinG: Is this the type of result you are looking for? [ WickedFire pops up on the results page ] Obviously that was a loaded query, but still 
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12-14-2006, 10:21 PM
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Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. Your location is: [my ip address]" |
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12-14-2006, 10:28 PM
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This site is such a stupid business idea, great way to mess with people do they employ the guides or are the guides like ask.com guides?
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12-14-2006, 10:42 PM
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Hey let me login and then you guys can mess with me and I can get paid
 LOL, J/K!!I plaid around with being a guide a while ago when it first came out in order to take $ out you have to open a bank account in some random place... it's a good way to waist time that's for sure. |
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12-14-2006, 10:46 PM
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This Chacha is great! I wonder where they get the money to do something so stupid..
Anyway here is my chat: LisaA: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello LisaA: Hi there! What informations regarding willy wonka can I help you with? You: I want to know if this is a good movie to watch? LisaA: Let me find you some reviews! One moment please... You: Ok I will wait, but please don't watch the whole movie LisaA: Are you most interested in the one made in 1971 or the newer "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" from 2005? You: I think the one with the Chocolate would be great You: If it is any good that is LisaA: Well, they actually both have the chocolate factory... I'll send a couple reviews of both your way! You: Oh, now that makes it harder to choose LisaA: I really like Johnny Depp... he's a wonderful actor and stars in the newer movie You: Oh golly.. there are some midgets which might frighten my kids LisaA: I'm still searching for some reviews that could help you decide... You: I think I will go with the new version, these midgets freak me out, I wonder how children react LisaA: I remember seeing it when I was younger, didn't care for it at all! LisaA: Haven't seen the new one though LisaA: Are these results what you had in mind? You: Yes they are great I will read them all! |
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12-14-2006, 11:09 PM
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This is fun. I cn mess with them all day
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AudreyP AudreyP: Welcome to ChaCha! AudreyP: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: I need to catch this bastard You: help please AudreyP: Let's see...I have knowledge in this first hand.... You: Lying bastard You: Now i know why women turn lesbian You: You caught your husband cheting? AudreyP: Called each & every one of them too! It was fun! You: Im hot too You: why would he sleep with someone else? You: a guy no less You: I dont know what to do AudreyP: Go out and have some fun...you deserve it! You: I should go out and find a group of guys to do me You: that would piss him off AudreyP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (that would piss him off) You: sorry  You: Im sorry to lay my problem on you AudreyP: Well, there's some reading for you to start on.... You: I should go out AudreyP: Talking to others in the same boat really does help... AudreyP: but don't stoop to his level by doing what he did... You: You think getting back on the "horse"works too? AudreyP: be the bigger person, and heal yourself first! You: But i am horny too :X You: guess you didnt want to hear that AudreyP: Good luck, and I hope you are successful in your quest! Keep smiling! Make them wonder what you're up to! You: can you do another search for me? AudreyP: ? You: i want to find a sex club in new york You: thats open tonight AudreyP: I don't know if I can find that on here.... You: dammit You: ahh im going to the bar to pick up some dude You: bang my brains out AudreyP: Thanks for visiting.... AudreyP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
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12-14-2006, 11:20 PM
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This one is not mine but I still had to share it:
You: I am looking for a pet snake LydiaS: I'm doing Great, thank you for asking LydiaS: Sure, Just a moment please You: Thank you  You: Its taking a while, do you want me to be more specific? LydiaS: No, I'm sorry my pc is just alittle slow You: Is it running ok LydiaS: Yes, thank you I think I have got it You: I really need a place to buy one, i know all about them already LydiaS: Okay You: i am looking for a specific breed LydiaS: Okay, what kind? You: Trousius Erectious Adder, its quite common You: its more commonly know as a Trouser Snake LydiaS: thank you, one moment please.. thank you for your patience You: Its taking a while, do you usually have trouble finding Trouser Snakes? LydiaS: Sorry my 1st search for Trouser Snake You: Really? That suprises me, have you ever searched for Gash? LydiaS: No, Sorry .. I have to go.. Have A Good Day! ------------ ChristieF: Hello, what can I search for you today? You: I need a nice set of knockers ChristieF: Me too You: Really? Are you decorating your house too? You: I got my new front door in, i just need some door knockers ChristieF: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page? You: Can you find a local shop that sells knockers, my wife wants a polished knob too ChristieF: In what state are you located? You: I live in England You: I need a local shop, i don't want my postman handling my wifes knob or my nice set of knockers --------------------- SpencerT: Welcome to ChaCha! SpencerT: Hello. Do you need help finding jokes? You: Hey spencer my man, how are you? SpencerT: I'm good, thanks. What can I help you find? You: tell me the funniest joke you know, don't cheat by looking on google either SpencerT: Ah, you just want a joke from my personal stash? You: yep SpencerT: Ok, fine, if that's what you want... SpencerT: Three old ladiest were sitting on a bench in the park when an exhibitionist walked by and flashed them. SpencerT: The first old lady had a stroke. SpencerT: The second old lady had a stroke. SpencerT: The third old lady couldn't reach. You: classic, cheersbuddy! |
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12-14-2006, 11:59 PM
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Too fuckin' funny
So, when the guide started returning results, this Google Ad popped up that said "Meth Addiction Video Help". I jumped on that shit:
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12-15-2006, 12:01 AM
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Holy shit! I need to fire up my guide app. I could have some fun with the surfers!
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12-15-2006, 12:15 AM
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12-15-2006, 03:28 AM
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Status: Guide not located. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be? Status: You are being transfered to another guide. Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you. *banned*
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12-15-2006, 08:29 AM
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12-15-2006, 09:20 AM
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wow this is so much fun hahahahaha
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TonyD TonyD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi tony TonyD: Hello You: I have a dilemma TonyD: Yes You: i want to come out to my parents You: and i need some advice You: maybe a how to guide or something TonyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: i am gay and my parents don't know, I want to tell them that I am gay You: i don't know how to do it though You: my dad is against it TonyD: I see You: i was just hoping there was some sort of webpage that could help me You: i'm not very good at internetting TonyD: Well due to Chacha rules of being a guide and by me representing them I'm not allowed to give personal, private, or legal advice while working for them. Sorry about that but its their rules. I hope you understand. You: i just want to find a webpage that talks about the issue You: I don't know what to do TonyD: Ok I can do that for you You: this was my last resort TonyD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: thank you so much TonyD: You are very welcome You: wow You: that is great You: how come I couldn't find those? TonyD: I don't know You: I also need some information on teen suicide TonyD: ummm You: If my parents don't react well to the news I may have to kill myself You: would you suggest polyethylene or nylon rope? TonyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. |
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12-15-2006, 01:03 PM
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lol john,
this is WAY too much fun!
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12-15-2006, 01:43 PM
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I can do this all day long:
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SarahH SarahH: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi sarah You: I need to find a country that doesnt have an extradition treaty with the US SarahH: Hi there, arey ou looking for a list of extradition treaties the US has with other countries or something else? You: i did something really bad and i need to get out of the country SarahH: Ah, OK. Let me see here. SarahH: Hehe. You: ? You: Can you help You: i cant find anything myself SarahH: Yes, just one moment. I can find lots of lists of countries we do have one with, but I'm trying to find a list or examples of some we don't. SarahH: Here we go: You: thanks You: i need to get the hell out of here SarahH: Well, it looks like those places could be on your list SarahH: Can I find anything more for you? You: thanks You: I hope its not bad there You: Ill miss the US SarahH: Good luck! SarahH: I'm sure Have a great afternoon.SarahH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended
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12-15-2006, 01:49 PM
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lmao mrkongel!
that was good Its also fun to search for their name backwards Quote:
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12-15-2006, 02:08 PM
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I could barely type it this one was so much fun!
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I'm really starting to like ChaCha!
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12-15-2006, 02:22 PM
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Works for me, keep it up! I need a good laugh today!
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12-15-2006, 06:57 PM
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KyleC KyleC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi kyle KyleC: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: Ineed to learn how to launder money KyleC: Are these results sufficient? You: yes thank you You: time to start laundering money KyleC: Have a great day. KyleC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Sometimes it sucks when they don't want to talk and they end the sessions too early |
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this is the best find ever! +rep to whoever started it.
this is so much fun. if any of you get DeannaG: she's fuckin cool! I've been talking to her for the last half hour. Edit: Quote:
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this is tons of fun hahaha
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: sherryh sherryh: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi how are you sherryh: Great!!! sherryh: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: i was trying to find some information on anal bleaching You: theres not much online about it You: wow thats great sherryh: Are these results sufficient? You: right now my anus is much too dark You: it could use a good bleaching sherryh: Well those might work You: ummm do you have any information on skateboard wheels sherryh: Like what You: i could use some new ones You: new skateboard wheels sherryh: hold on You: could you order me some? sherryh: you need to order them You: why sherryh: I have no money sherryh: I make 5.00 hour on chacha You: i'll give you my credit card number sherryh: no You: its ok I'm rich You: well I'm well off sherryh: Great You: I'm actually quite proud of myself sherryh: call them and order them sherryh: How did you get rich You: I u sually have my toby do that for me sherryh: ok You: but he didn't like it when I called him toby so he quit sherryh: yes i would think not You: want to be my new toby? sherryh: ok sherryh: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. |
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12-15-2006, 07:20 PM
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lmao thats a good one!
i'm going to start calling everyone i work with toby now.
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12-15-2006, 07:25 PM
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John, a little after you searched for that a person asked her about dildos. haha
ask me how i know!!! You can look them up! Guide Profile (Sherry H.) | ChaCha Underground lmao!
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Hmm. That guy was boring, but I did get some results that could be useful here...dru...engaged...
Results & Details for gay test | ChaCha Underground
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12-15-2006, 07:36 PM
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I'm dancin like a monkey!
And then i saw this squirrell and he was going like this chchchchchchchch
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12-15-2006, 07:40 PM
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LOL!!! Somebody that recognizes Gir! +rep for you.
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Wow, you guys had me laughing for so long.. here are some I just did on proxies. Each of them were banned too, haha!
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LauraR LauraR: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey, I need information REALLY quickly! LauraR: Hello there. How can I help you? You: Alright, so I probably shouldn't have done this, but there is this girl in school and she gives it up pretty easily, and I offered her some money to help me out, and it was a lot of fun and really exciting, but now when I go to the bathroom I have these weird purple looking pimples. I need to know what this means, but I am not 18 yet and can't go to a hospital or doctor without a parent. Is there a guide to lookup for this??? You would be saving my life if you can find something just so that I stop vomiting all this blood. LauraR: Oh my gosh! Call 911!! LauraR: You need to tell an adult or go see a doctor instead of searching over here. You: But if your kid came to you with a problem like I'm having what would you say? Wouldn't you be really mad that your 12 year old son has some weird disease?? I think my mom is going to be pissed, but my uncle is going to be even more upset when he finds out he can't play "Find the Salami" with me tonight. LauraR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BradleyM BradleyM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hey Bradley, how are ya? BradleyM: Hello, fine thanks for asking. What is it you need help with searching for today? You: Well, I'm not very picky, but I'm looking for a good type of semi-automatic or fully automatic rifle that I can conceal easily but at the same time rack up as many office employee kills as possible. Perhaps something with a quick reloading magazine or a comfortable butt, because I want to be able to reload quickly right, and still have a good comfort level so I can REALLY get the maximum number of office kills around. You: Also, while you're searching, can you maybe find bullets that will kill on impact? I'd hate to waste 10 or 11 rounds on one fat person. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaL SamanthaL: Welcome to ChaCha! SamanthaL: Hey there. You: Hey right back at ya! SamanthaL: hehe You: I'm having trouble finding some information on a slightly embarressing topic for my girlfriend. Maybe you can help me. SamanthaL: As long as this is serious and does not violate our nudity or obscenity rules, I'm pretty sure I can. You: Sounds good, I'm not interested in anything like that, I just need some real serious help with one specific issue. SamanthaL: If its sex then I don't know if we can continue this conversation. You: Lady, I told you before, I'm not interested in that. Are you trying to hit on me now? SamanthaL: hehe no no not at all. I'm sorry. We get a lot of abuse and not very serious people here, so 9 times out of 10 it's what I am ready to deal with. SamanthaL: What do you need help with? You: So now you're saying I'm not desirable? SamanthaL: lol no SamanthaL: Let's start over. SamanthaL: What can I help you look for? You: Alright good, let's be serious then. SamanthaL: hehe okay! You: My girlfriend got pregnant. SamanthaL: Oh You: So I am looking for information on options or really, what we can do about it. SamanthaL: Can you be more specific? You: Well, some people tell me that we should keep the child and others tell me that kids are a big issue and we should abort and wait until marriage instead. So I need some information on the abortion issues. SamanthaL: Oh dear, that is serious. We are not supposed to give out personal information or be anything more than a guide, but as a Christian myself, I would have to say that you should keep the child. A life is a very important thing in this world and personally I would hate to give out information that may alter your decision. It's yours and your girlfriend's decision to make. You should probably see a priest about this too. You: That's a fine speech and all, but really, all I'm trying to get information on is how the hell do I yank the hanger out of my girlfriend without it ruining her vagina, so that it's not lumpy and shit when I fuck her again tomorrow? The damn thing has been inside of her for almost 15 minutes while I sat here listening to you jabber on about god and your beliefs. SamanthaL: That is a cruel joke, and not funny at all. SamanthaL: I am going to have to terminate this session. You: Hey, I'm not joking, but isn't it funny that we both have something in common today? SamanthaL: I have nothing in common with you. You are a sick person and I should not even be speaking to you. You: Samantha, I promise we have something in common. You: We both woke up today not realizing that we'd be terminating something randomly today. Samantha will terminate this conversation, and I will terminate a 7 month old kid. SamanthaL: Disgusting! You: Wait, rusty hangers are a bad thing right? Status: Session ended.
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