What are some things from the movies you've always wanted to do? - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

CLKeenan · 06-30-2009, 02:54 PM

3 things come to mind right away for me:
-Pump a shotgun with one hand
-Grab someone by the collar and drag him across the bar table
-Have a giant briefcase filled with money

zimok · 06-30-2009, 02:59 PM

Have sex with beautiful actresses
/thread

Dr_Ngo · 06-30-2009, 03:03 PM

I want to slowly walk away from an explosion towards the horizon

Jeff-DBA · 06-30-2009, 03:03 PM

Hook up with Jessica Alba. Obv

acemenace · 06-30-2009, 03:10 PM

Fuck the hoes like a Porn Star.
Fly like Superman.

turbolapp · 06-30-2009, 03:15 PM

I wanted to be the kid in the Neverending Story sooooo bad.

markus · 06-30-2009, 04:21 PM

join the mile high club in the Captain's chair

chatmasta · 06-30-2009, 04:39 PM

assassinate a world leader

....

IronLogik · 06-30-2009, 04:44 PM

detonate a dormant nuke from WWII and lay waste to half of Cambodia.

Mikesev · 06-30-2009, 04:45 PM

Fly a craft through the equatorial trench of a moon-sized space station, dodging enemy fighters one of which, unknown to me, is piloted by my corrupted, estranged father. I avoid the fire of the fighters and turrets, dropping unaided a payload of high explosives down a small shaft that conveniently leads right down to the nuclear core of the station. I escape the resulting blast, and return victoriously to be presented with a medal for my bravery and skill.

Then I find out the woman I've been banging is my sister.

papajohn56 · 06-30-2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikesev

Then I find out the woman I've been banging is my sister.

1nspire · 06-30-2009, 04:48 PM

turbolapp · 06-30-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikesev

Then I find out the woman I've been banging is my sister.

Directors cut?

parrot head · 06-30-2009, 04:54 PM

-Be the victor in an EPIC fight scene
-Never get shot, even though millions of bullets flew right by me

Mikesev · 06-30-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

Directors cut?

Even the best scenes have a moral. I think they call it karma.

In Star Wars they never approached the fact that Skywalker wiped out a planet-sized space station full of people, who, Imperial troopers or not, still had wives and kids. But Luke got his karma.

Uzzz · 06-30-2009, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

I wanted to be the kid in the Neverending Story sooooo bad.

F yahhh!!!

1EightT · 06-30-2009, 05:15 PM

I like very much to make the sexy time with my mother in laws....

therookie · 06-30-2009, 05:22 PM

I have always wanted to be in one of those badass slow motion walking scenes with a great track playing and holding a couple guns.

nachoninja · 06-30-2009, 05:24 PM

rape

jsphfcll · 06-30-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nachoninja

rape

i lol'd

barman · 06-30-2009, 05:34 PM

not look at a massive explosion.
two chicks at the same time.

alexb · 06-30-2009, 05:42 PM

Pick someone up by the neck.

Rage9 · 06-30-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikesev

Even the best scenes have a moral. I think they call it karma.

In Star Wars they never approached the fact that Skywalker wiped out a planet-sized space station full of people, who, Imperial troopers or not, still had wives and kids. But Luke got his karma.

You don't know much about Star Wars do you? All storm troopers are clones, born and bread to be soldiers. </nerd>

erect · 06-30-2009, 05:56 PM

- make friends with a giant transforming car
- plug my brain into a computer and kick some ass in the matrix
- slaughter flesh eating zombies
- Travel the verse (either on the Millennium Falcon or Serenity)

- and finally ... watch a muse pole dance

Medici · 06-30-2009, 05:57 PM

i think the movie was called jumper where the kid could teleport anywhere on earth in an instant. ya, i want that ability.

kingofsp · 06-30-2009, 06:07 PM

Take a bunch of friendly old folks to their new home on another planet.

rawbones · 06-30-2009, 06:45 PM

Invisible man + John Holmes = Winar

markus · 06-30-2009, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rawbones

Invisible man + John Holmes = Winar

lol, like the evil dead movie!

Jizzlobber · 06-30-2009, 07:12 PM

Time travel.

scubaslick · 06-30-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barman

two chicks at the same time.

+1

Punch Keanu Reaves in the face.

Jump off down a waterfall and survive.

<blush> Sleep out on the open plains near a campfire playing harmonica and eating beans. </blush>

And something I've always wanted to see in a movie but haven't yet that I've done: when you make the "tragic mistake" and your girl gets pissed off and refuses to listen to reason, tell her to shut the fuck up for a minute and listen or go fuck herself and grow up. Basically every romcom on earth is about a guy who's too big a pussy to stand up for himself when hedoesn't want to lose the girl.

Sooooo tired of that shit.

HarveyJ · 06-30-2009, 09:14 PM

Damn... most of the ones I wanted are covered.

I guess the original ones left are shooting eye lasers, or growing 50x my size to fight a giant nuclear reptile, while it just so happens my spandex manages to grow with me without tearing, and shows off my schlong, now larger than the Dolph (all of him, not just his shclong) to a bunch of screaming Japanese women.
Oh, and poking someone in the chest really fast, and then turning my back to strike a pose as their heads explode.

Just on a more "reality" note, does anyone ever get pissed off the way people are gently buffeted away from the scene of an explosion, and are absolutely fine?
As opposed to having all the liquid in their body expand due to the heat and pressure, and basically make them explode like a seagull with an alkaseltzer?

WritingSolution · 06-30-2009, 09:16 PM

I'll take the Akira powers except without the obvious horrifying side effect of turning into Rosie O'Donnell.

ChrisS · 06-30-2009, 09:38 PM

1. Stab someone in the stomach

2. Jump from above onto a moving train

3. Throw a cigarette that starts a huge fire

4. Slowly wipe blood from my own mouth

5. Jump a cliff/bridge/canal with a really fast car

JamesB1 · 07-01-2009, 03:52 AM

Jason Bourne style fight

guerilla · 07-01-2009, 04:31 AM

Two words.

Wormhole travel.

Red_Virus · 07-01-2009, 04:34 AM

always wanted to be a hacker like Neo.

Bofu2U · 07-01-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red_Virus

always wanted to be a hacker like Neo.

I can teach you, young one - just follow the white rabbit.

Mine:

Not be chris desouza

Deliguy · 07-01-2009, 09:33 AM

Participate in a zombie outbreak

Be the guy in the back that ruins the most tense moment in a persons life with an epic line

Deliguy · 07-01-2009, 09:46 AM

OH! and be a super saiyan!

Stanley · 07-01-2009, 11:18 AM

Capsize a huge catamaran:

nvanprooyen · 07-01-2009, 11:18 AM

Remote control like in that shitty Adam Sandler movie. Name escapes me now.

texic · 07-01-2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nvanprooyen

Remote control like in that shitty Adam Sandler movie. Name escapes me now.

Click..

I would like to have the ability to teleport like in they do in Jumper. That would be so useful.

sampunk · 07-01-2009, 11:50 AM

control John Malkovich

BluuueJammm · 07-01-2009, 12:03 PM

Slaughter my way through 10's of thousands of Persians with a bunch of mates at my side.

ImagesAndWords · 07-01-2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deliguy

Participate in a zombie outbreak

^^^^ This...... FTW

Please let there be a zombie holocaust one day so I can have days of chainsaw-wieldin', propane-tank-explodin', machine-gun-blastin' zombie havoc!!! Please...

JarredLv · 07-01-2009, 04:14 PM

Pistol whip someone.....god how I want to pistol whip someone....

HarveyJ · 07-01-2009, 09:37 PM

Jarred, you live in Vegas... the opportunity must be there on a regular basis.

alexb · 07-01-2009, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deliguy

OH! and be a super saiyan!

06-30-2009, 02:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
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HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Damn... most of the ones I wanted are covered. I guess the original ones left are shooting eye lasers, or growing 50x my size to fight a giant nuclear reptile, while it just so happens my spandex manages to grow with me without tearing, and shows off my schlong, now larger than the Dolph (all of him, not just his shclong) to a bunch of screaming Japanese women. Oh, and poking someone in the chest really fast, and then turning my back to strike a pose as their heads explode. Just on a more "reality" note, does anyone ever get pissed off the way people are gently buffeted away from the scene of an explosion, and are absolutely fine? As opposed to having all the liquid in their body expand due to the heat and pressure, and basically make them explode like a seagull with an alkaseltzer? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

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07-01-2009, 04:31 AM	#35 (permalink)
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07-01-2009, 09:37 PM	#47 (permalink)
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