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Old 12-27-2006, 11:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Orly French Jokes
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Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.

Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun

Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.

Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
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Jon, those are not jokes!
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Old 12-27-2006, 11:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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uhm wtf...
probably american humor or something lol...
you realllllllyyy have a bad view on france;x

(and they do shoot fireworks at euro disney :o?)
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Jon, those are not jokes!
Sorry.. I know they are facts, but for everyone not in the US they are considered jokes.
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I bet if Lichtenstein decided to invade france today they would be in Normandy tomorrow! with there new socialism everyone would look at the frenchman next to them and say "mon du I thought that was your job!"
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yes, I HATE FRENCHIES, funny stuff Jon

What do you call a guy who is French:
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I bet if Lichtenstein decided to invade france today they would be in Normandy tomorrow! with there new socialism everyone would look at the frenchman next to them and say "mon du I thought that was your job!"
shut up. you dont kno anything about War World 2
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sitemaker, I know it is world war 2 and I bet I know more than you
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The only reason Germany invaded France in the first place was because France was given an ultimatum: Give Germany the Jews in France or get invaded. France offered its Jews to Germany but the French civilians said "no" to their own government and protected the Jews in France. The rest is history. If the US was in France's geolocation, we would've been destroyed just as well.
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sitemaker, I know it is world war 2 and I bet I know more than you
Wait.. didn't Chris fight in WWII? He's old.
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to young for wwII, I did fight in Korea though!
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