Jon

Can someone please do me a huge favor and take 20 minutes out of their day/evening of doing absolutely nothing but pretending to be looking busy and make a WF Cliff Notes montage of the drama fest, covering both sides and all of the sensitive opening up crap too?

Winner gets $100 from me via Paypal!

Make it good. Plenty of good pics!

REFERENCE TO WHAT I MEAN: WickedFire - Shoemoney Thread...The Cliff Notes

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johnny-

1) Nickycakes makes THIS POST on his blog bashing Uber's "Goober Camp".
SUP3RNOVA is mad.
2) Some time later SUP3RNOVA Makes thread exposing LPLockdown as a crappy way to protect landing pages.
3) Curiousity over how Nickycakes got 150k affiliate ip's.
4) Eli reveals all!

5) Thread keeps going with mindless banter, minimal response from Nickycakes
6) Nickycakes makes This thread
7) Nickycakes starts moving/deleting some posts, pisses some people off
8) Uber says Nicky started said thread only to divert attention from his LPLockdown drama fest
9) Jon intervenes and tells everyone to settle the fuck down.
10) Lulz Ensue

Jon

Hurry up. Bitch.

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gopher

cliffnotes of op pls kthx

johnny-

Done :F

mycountry

uber - i have a bloody vagina look nickycakes is as much of a scam artist as me.
nickycakes - fuck you uber
mob - oh we hate you nicky we're clueless fucks and don't understand that nickycakes didn't abuse his mod powers.
uber - you tell em guys
nickcakes - i'm a hardcore thug w/ felonies
mob - oh we love felonies! we love you nicky. you suck ass uber.
aojon - wtf did you guys just flip flop like that?
nickycakes == win b/c ppl love felonies & feel sorry for him
uber == a failure as always
mob == win for entertainment - fail on productivity
aojon == gets good drama on his forum. win.

sidenote: no thx on entering the contest.

Deliguy

lol well done johnny. That took much less than 600 posts to accomplish.
Missed one though:
11. No good boobies were posted.

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tygoldberg

donate my funds to Make-A-Wish Foundation

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SUP3RNOVA

PPC.bz blog comments if you want my UberCamp defense. (in UberCamp v. LPLockdown Case #001WF 022010) Actually here ya go :

Just sayin' even though ya'll think I was the pissed off emo boy...I was never upset by Cakes in the first place. Just was kinda like "whoa, this guy is ripping people apart left and right what did I do". Moved on, next thing you know Nicky and I are posing for pictures with the Volkmeister.

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Garrett

All I know is...

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Jon

That's not CLIFF NOTES of WICKEDFIRE caliber. You fail. Do it again, with effort.

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nickycakes

Needs more mspaint.

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SUP3RNOVA

My only request is that if you use Paint, try and make me look like Anakin Skywalker in Episode III.

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Jon

Updated OP with reference link...

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andyt

No one but mods have a way to get members IPs anymore, and Nickycakes is selling a product where the key selling point of the product is the collection of affiliate marketer IPs. So you have to decide:
-whether to take away mod privileges
-ask him to not to use his mod powers for exporting
-do nothing.

Even if he has his powers taken away someone would probably sell or give it to him anyway, so it's kind of a moot point. Well that's not really the cliff notes of what happened, but it's what's next. I think most of the posts here, myself included were because people were bored, not outraged/surprised.

Jon

Did you freehand draw those characters yourself?

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Deliguy

You want a rattail haircut?

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gopher

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I definitely recommend you to get both products for best results.

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do it.

Magic Hat

Nah, those are from 4chan

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johnny-

FUUU! this took a while

abroms

1. Uber creates "amazing" product


2. Nicky bashes Uber


3. Uber sad


4. Everyone laughs at Uber, bows down to Cakes



5. Time passes


6. Uber plots revenge


7. Nicky releases "amazing" product


8. Uber bashes Nicky


9. Cakes sad


10. Everyone rages at Cakes


11. People form sides (some are above it)


12. Jon orders slaves to describe past events to him


13. Cycle repeats

Deliguy

My face is leaking i'm laughing so hard right now.

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DTAlexONE

Someone give this man his 100 dollars for effort.

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"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."

Jon

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!!

But those are two different submissions.... Crap... lets see more!

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metoo

HAHAHAHA!

Winner.

Jon

No.. I demand moar effort! Those threads are ginormous with 150k views and IP's alike!!! TRY HARDER!!! MORE HURRR DURRRR NEEDED!

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abroms

Clearly, something is wrong.

barman

soon as i saw this i busted out - HAHAHA so so so so good

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turbolapp

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THESE THREADS. Not as good as WickedFire - Shoemoney Thread...The Cliff Notes yet but it has potential....Jizz, ya working on anything yet?

Edit: Actually abrom's post Had me in tears so I guess we're getting there. Awesome.

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Dullspace

I'm pretty sure Shane d'Eagle already explained it all.

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Faint

1. Uber has idea to make money.


2. Nickycakes calls out the bullshit


3. Uber = Sad


4. Nickycakes launches product


5. Uber decides he is having none of that and posts a thread shitting on the product


6. WickedFire goes insane


7. Shitstorm ensures


8. Everyone throws a bitch fit


9. Jon wonders what the fuck is going on

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Uzzz

1- Uber makes special camp



2- Cakes does not like



3- Uber closes camp



4- time passes



5- cakes introduces new product



6- uber does not like



7- War has begun



8- ip addresses are like ninjas...



9- Paranoia ensues


9.5 then fear




10 - Mods are divided



11- it's a doggy dog world



12- cakes remenises about past



13- someone gets banned for outing parents



14- uber sees what cakes is doing



15- jon stops the car and threatens to turn WF right around



16- lulz commence

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Infinite Keith

Uzzz wins.

dsaare

too funny!

Andrew Scherer

haha this thread is fucking hilarious

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therookie

1. WickedFire is Inventeed



2. Goober Affiliate/ Nickycake's are invented (Cakes wears viking helmets while Goober enjoys a good sweatband every now and again)



3. Goober invents Goober Camp to teach how to make da moniez



4. Cakes calls product out as a scam



5. Goober/Cakes throw down



6. WF mob joins in on said calling out causing shitstorm



7. Goober's product never really gets legs and dies off and Goober sad



8. Goober lies in wait like a fucking lion waiting to attack



9. Cakes releases LP Lockdown



10. Goober pounces showing the holes in the product



11. Goober/Cakes round 2



12. Another WF mob is formed



13. Some people figure out Cakes was collecting IP addresses at WF and was using them as a feature in LP Lockdown... another shitstorm



14. Some delve into Cake's past and post personal shit Cakes sad



15. Goober giggles and puts on another sweatband



16. Other threads are started as shitstorm continues to spread with no end in site



17. ????? Profit

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kingfish

Rofl this is hilarious.

And something about this picture makes me crack up every time I see it! hahaha

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mattfca

I basically did cliff notes with this post NickyCakes Hurr Durr a thon - Mattf.ca

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LMSInc.

Uber gets brilliant new idea to make money



Uber gets excited, see's money in the future of his idea



Then Nicky comes in and totally buzz-kills Uber's mood, and his idea...



Nicky was all like



So Uber got all



And started cutting his wrists



So, Uber ran off and hid in a hole in shame



And Nicky claimed victory!



So Nicky moves on, acting like it 'ain't no thang'



Nicky spends a lot of time on the computer 'developing a new product'



Nicky releases his product to the world



Nicky gets applause for his new product



Nicky says his product will change the world as we know it



And then, out of the darkness, Uber surfaces out of the shadows, and catches Nicky by surprise...




Uber exposes Nicky's cards



Uber successfully delivers a surprising blow to Nicky



Wickedfire gathers around, ready to throw down with Nicky



Nicky stands his ground, and prepares for the ensuing madness



And as expected, a battle ensues...



The Wickedfire mods join the sidelines to keep order



Uber laughs maniacally and feels like his revenge has been served upon Nicky



But then, Nicky decides to out himself in an effort to subdue all of the anarchy



The sacrifice gives people faith in Nicky, and he gains followers


Aside from a few rogue dissenters, whom troll Nicky's efforts with their statements...


...which are quickly dealt with.



...CONTINUED...

LMSInc.

...CONTINUED FROM ABOVE...


Nicky explains the truth about his past, to show people that he is willing to be real, and not hide behind a forum... He explains his past drug habits, and what they made him do



But then explains that he realized what drugs were doing to him...



...and that he finally kicked the drug habit...



...and got his life together.



So, as the battles rage on, Jon steps up to the podium and grabs the audiences attention...



He does his best to get the battle to end, and unite everyone on Wickedfire once again



In the aftermath of the battle...



...Jon offers up a cash reward to anyone that can document the battle with images and a storyline...



Many people see this offer, and can't retain their excitement



Meanwhile, Nicky and Uber seem to be doing their best to get over their differences...



And actually joke around and have a little fun with each other in this thread



And Wickedfire lives on happily, just as it should

rgordon83

1. some guy tries to get attention on internet forum/blog
2. Nobody cares
3. Another guy tries to get attention on internet forum/blog
4. Nobody cares
5. Both guys try and fight for any morsel of attention left
6. Still, nobody really cares....

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mont7071

^^^THIS, (For the Win)

soulscience

That's hilarious.

1nspire

I cliff note your cliff notes...

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