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seocracy · 02-09-2010, 12:05 AM

I've got a foot long rat living under my living room floorboards.....if you guys have any questions about it....here is the place to ask.

Here are the basics:
The rat moved in during the winter of 2007. It was a particularly cold winter, so I imagine the rat was looking for warmth. We had a tumultuous relationship at first...I tried poisoning him, flooding the floor, and even burning him out, but he's still here. I've now accepted him. His name is Rick.

Good things to ask about: Hiding food on the counter, common rat poisons, techniques for prying up floorboards, cleaning up rat droppings.

FTC-Hater · 02-09-2010, 12:10 AM

Hello,

I would like to be informed as to if Rick has a female counterpart.

If so pictures would be appreciated.

Thank you.

Deliguy · 02-09-2010, 12:15 AM

How is Rick at content writing and can you get a quote for me?

BluAffiliate · 02-09-2010, 12:17 AM

Back in my frat days we had multiple rats (not to mention hoodrats) coming into the house constantly (as well as mice and cockroaches). We usually took em out pretty rapidly but one time after poisoning a rat it seemed like that it died inside the wall and a putrid stench of death was near my door for about 3 months until it finally decayed.

How to avoid plz?

DTAlexONE · 02-09-2010, 12:17 AM

" tried poisoning him, flooding the floor, and even burning him out, but he's still here."

I presume Rick is still alive, is that correct?

blank_czech · 02-09-2010, 12:20 AM

Do you have any pictures of Rick?

JamesH · 02-09-2010, 12:37 AM

Did you ever suck cock for poison or just for your pest control fees?

Bofu2U · 02-09-2010, 12:38 AM

Did you say his name is Ruck?

SpamHat · 02-09-2010, 12:45 AM

When was the first time you accepted Ruck as a house-mate, and what were the circumstances?

070707 · 02-09-2010, 12:47 AM

This thread made me laugh and I needed it.

+rep to basically every other post in here.

Sharksfan · 02-09-2010, 12:49 AM

I noticed you live in Vancouver - did you send him to Hawaii and rent his quarters for $2000/night during the Olympics?

MadMaxNine · 02-09-2010, 12:53 AM

does your family support you in dealing with Ruck? You know, so you can feed it Ramen soups and peanuts? also, what's your poison of choice?

stmadeveloper · 02-09-2010, 12:55 AM

Spoon pic

projectv3 · 02-09-2010, 12:57 AM

have u ever considered feature Rick in a pest control review flog as a legit testimonial?

conv3rsion · 02-09-2010, 01:04 AM

whats the second coolest nuisance turned roomate you've had in your house after ruck?
2nd question did rick every make you think that you hurt his feelings by trying to kill him?

Bofu2U · 02-09-2010, 01:06 AM

Did Ruck ever take your razors and assure you that he wasn't shaving?

SpamHat · 02-09-2010, 01:07 AM

Did all your assassination attempts have a psychological effect on Ruck?

How's he doing today?

Any trust issues?

Bofu2U · 02-09-2010, 01:09 AM

Also my previous question also applies to taking your sponges claiming its protecting you from scrubbing.

SpamHat · 02-09-2010, 01:13 AM

One further point I'd like clarification on...

Have you ever had feelings of an intimate nature towards Ruck? (or vice versa)
If so could you briefly outline the situation.

Mugshot · 02-09-2010, 01:33 AM

Are Ruck's balls clean?

What did you and Ruck do for your honeymoon?

prince · 02-09-2010, 01:36 AM

props to you man, mad respect man, glad you made it.. you da man!!

is ruck really 1 foot long?

johu · 02-09-2010, 01:37 AM

Rickycakes?

Moxxy · 02-09-2010, 02:12 AM

What's Rick's IP address?

dreamache · 02-09-2010, 02:21 AM

Have you thought for a second that you could be an enabler in this relationship? Did you even once ask him if he had any priors, and if he's still using? For all you know, he's using your home as a hideout from the cat's he ripped off for that tainted cheese with that monopoly money.

MadMaxNine · 02-09-2010, 02:37 AM

No kidding,... although one would hope Rick's a Reformed BlackRat. Too bad he's not a cat cause "Reformed BlackCat" definitely had a better ring to it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreamache

Have you thought for a second that you could be an enabler in this relationship? Did you even once ask him if he had any priors, and if he's still using? For all you know, he's using your home as a hideout from the cat's he ripped off for that tainted cheese with that monopoly money.

gutterseo · 02-09-2010, 06:56 AM

How old was ruck when you first met him?

ppcIcon · 02-09-2010, 09:18 AM

does he know pedobear? does pedobear ever come over?

gerMAN · 02-09-2010, 09:36 AM

what if i asked something unrelated? would you delete my post and would jon restore my post and bash me? and if i responded to that would you delete that too?

pbcustom98 · 02-09-2010, 09:51 AM

can he cook & clean, or is that strictly your job?

02-09-2010, 12:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
seocracy Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 967 iTrader: 4 / 100%	Ask Seocracy Anything About His Pest Thread I've got a foot long rat living under my living room floorboards.....if you guys have any questions about it....here is the place to ask. Here are the basics: The rat moved in during the winter of 2007. It was a particularly cold winter, so I imagine the rat was looking for warmth. We had a tumultuous relationship at first...I tried poisoning him, flooding the floor, and even burning him out, but he's still here. I've now accepted him. His name is Rick. Good things to ask about: Hiding food on the counter, common rat poisons, techniques for prying up floorboards, cleaning up rat droppings. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Seocracy.com

02-09-2010, 12:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
FTC-Hater As Seen on FTC.gov Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,709 iTrader: 5 / 100%	Hello, I would like to be informed as to if Rick has a female counterpart. If so pictures would be appreciated. Thank you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Donate To A Good CauseIf You Ain't Up On My Twitter You Ain't Up on Thangz

02-09-2010, 12:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
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02-09-2010, 12:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
BluAffiliate Paid User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Westwood Posts: 1,010 iTrader: 9 / 100%	Back in my frat days we had multiple rats (not to mention hoodrats) coming into the house constantly (as well as mice and cockroaches). We usually took em out pretty rapidly but one time after poisoning a rat it seemed like that it died inside the wall and a putrid stench of death was near my door for about 3 months until it finally decayed. How to avoid plz? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 12:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
DTAlexONE Playboy Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 458 iTrader: 1 / 100%	" tried poisoning him, flooding the floor, and even burning him out, but he's still here." I presume Rick is still alive, is that correct? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ "I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."

02-09-2010, 12:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
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02-09-2010, 12:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
JamesH Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,503 iTrader: 13 / 100%	Did you ever suck cock for poison or just for your pest control fees? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 12:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bofu2U Automation Specialist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Baltimore, Murdaland Posts: 7,986 iTrader: 77 / 100%	Did you say his name is Ruck? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WANT ME TO BLOG AGAIN? COMMENT. (M SRS) / Contempt / Business Caffeine

02-09-2010, 12:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
SpamHat instant automation Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: UK Posts: 504 iTrader: 7 / 100%	When was the first time you accepted Ruck as a house-mate, and what were the circumstances? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 12:49 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sharksfan Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: WI Posts: 1,033 iTrader: 11 / 100%	I noticed you live in Vancouver - did you send him to Hawaii and rent his quarters for $2000/night during the Olympics? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 12:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
stmadeveloper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,641 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Spoon pic Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Black Hat SE0 and SE1 Digest

02-09-2010, 12:57 AM	#14 (permalink)
projectv3 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 505 iTrader: 4 / 100%	have u ever considered feature Rick in a pest control review flog as a legit testimonial? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 01:04 AM	#15 (permalink)
conv3rsion Get Money + Get Paid Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,862 iTrader: 1 / 100%	whats the second coolest nuisance turned roomate you've had in your house after ruck? 2nd question did rick every make you think that you hurt his feelings by trying to kill him? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 01:06 AM	#16 (permalink)
Bofu2U Automation Specialist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Baltimore, Murdaland Posts: 7,986 iTrader: 77 / 100%	Did Ruck ever take your razors and assure you that he wasn't shaving? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WANT ME TO BLOG AGAIN? COMMENT. (M SRS) / Contempt / Business Caffeine

02-09-2010, 01:07 AM	#17 (permalink)
SpamHat instant automation Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: UK Posts: 504 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Did all your assassination attempts have a psychological effect on Ruck? How's he doing today? Any trust issues? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 01:09 AM	#18 (permalink)
Bofu2U Automation Specialist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Baltimore, Murdaland Posts: 7,986 iTrader: 77 / 100%	Also my previous question also applies to taking your sponges claiming its protecting you from scrubbing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WANT ME TO BLOG AGAIN? COMMENT. (M SRS) / Contempt / Business Caffeine

02-09-2010, 01:13 AM	#19 (permalink)
SpamHat instant automation Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: UK Posts: 504 iTrader: 7 / 100%	One further point I'd like clarification on... Have you ever had feelings of an intimate nature towards Ruck? (or vice versa) If so could you briefly outline the situation. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 01:33 AM	#20 (permalink)
Mugshot Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 537 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Are Ruck's balls clean? What did you and Ruck do for your honeymoon? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 01:36 AM	#21 (permalink)
prince War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 926 iTrader: 0 / 0%	props to you man, mad respect man, glad you made it.. you da man!! is ruck really 1 foot long? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 01:37 AM	#22 (permalink)
johu Posts Too Much Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,067 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Rickycakes? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 02:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
dreamache Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,575 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Have you thought for a second that you could be an enabler in this relationship? Did you even once ask him if he had any priors, and if he's still using? For all you know, he's using your home as a hideout from the cat's he ripped off for that tainted cheese with that monopoly money. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 06:56 AM	#26 (permalink)
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02-09-2010, 09:18 AM	#27 (permalink)
ppcIcon Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 139 iTrader: 1 / 100%	does he know pedobear? does pedobear ever come over? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ ppcIcon.com - the diary of a PPC n00b (me)

02-09-2010, 09:36 AM	#28 (permalink)
gerMAN The man aus Deutschland Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 826 iTrader: 5 / 100%	what if i asked something unrelated? would you delete my post and would jon restore my post and bash me? and if i responded to that would you delete that too? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2010, 09:51 AM	#29 (permalink)
pbcustom98 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NyC Posts: 55 iTrader: 0 / 0%	can he cook & clean, or is that strictly your job? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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