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high risk · 02-12-2010, 03:47 AM

No idea how I ended up wikisurfing my way to this page, but

Comparison of birth control methods - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I lol'd at the fact that coitus interruptus is actually 96% effective (condoms are only 98% effective), but it's only successfully done soon enough 73% of the time.

Apparently we suck at pulling out..

/cant sleep

Garrett · 02-12-2010, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by high risk

I lol'd at the fact that coitus interruptus is actually 96% effective (condoms are only 98% effective), but it's only successfully done soon enough 73% of the time.

Apparently we suck at pulling out..

Hahaha... my friend SWEARS by this method... and now he has a daughter with a chick he can't stand. HAHAHAHAHAHA dumbass.

/cant sleep either

onlinemoniez · 02-12-2010, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by high risk

No idea how I ended up wikisurfing my way to this page, but

Comparison of birth control methods - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I lol'd at the fact that coitus interruptus is actually 96% effective (condoms are only 98% effective), but it's only successfully done soon enough 73% of the time.

Apparently we suck at pulling out..

/cant sleep

The best part about sex is pulling out, a quick jerk, and spraying your genetic material all over the tanned skin of a drunk slut.

Dwight Schrute · 02-12-2010, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Garrett

now he has a daughter with a chick he can't stand. HAHAHAHAHAHA dumbass.

LOL Fuckin' amazing!

Can't sleep either.

Rage9 · 02-12-2010, 04:02 AM

Remember dudes, condoms are way cheaper than the cost of a kid. There's really no reason to not have at least one on you when you go out. Hell is running out to the store for one really that big of a deal?

Dwight Schrute · 02-12-2010, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by onlinemoniez

The best part about sex is pulling out, a quick jerk, and spraying your genetic material all over the tanned skin of a drunk slut.

Pics or it didn't happen

emp · 02-12-2010, 04:12 AM

Also remember:
Pulling out will NOT protect against STDs.

::emp::

Rage9 · 02-12-2010, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by emp

Also remember:
Pulling out will NOT protect against STDs.

::emp::

Oh snap! You have the CLAP!

Garrett · 02-12-2010, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rage9

Remember dudes, condoms are way cheaper than the cost of a kid. There's really no reason to not have at least one on you when you go out. Hell is running out to the store for one really that big of a deal?

But sex without condoms is at a minimum 10x better.

onlinemoniez · 02-12-2010, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dwight Schrute

Pics or it didn't happen

rogerrabbit · 02-12-2010, 04:18 AM

I enjoy that this thread is started by "high risk" LOL

/cant sleep.

We're coming up on 4.20 on the east coast!

Rage9 · 02-12-2010, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Garrett

But sex without condoms is at a minimum 10x better.

True, but 10x better is still not worth a little crying shit running around. Get that bitch on the pill if you want to go that route!

Otherwise have fun paying for that kid for at least 18 years!

Garrett · 02-12-2010, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rage9

Get that bitch on the pill if you want to go that route!

Otherwise have fun paying for that kid for at least 18 years!

Troof

Dwight Schrute · 02-12-2010, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by onlinemoniez

I think I woke up my entire neighborhood by laughing so fucking hard!

Those pubes need to be at least trimmed tho

Rage9 · 02-12-2010, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Garrett

Troof

Bitches have no reason to be on it in the first place, in this country you can get it for free or very cheaply. Dirty bitches trying to cause baby mama drama, it makes me sick.

Garrett · 02-12-2010, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rage9

Bitches have no reason to be on it in the first place, in this country you can get it for free or very cheaply. Dirty bitches trying to cause baby mama drama, it makes me sick.

My first serious girlfriend pulled the "I'm pregnant" card on me. Fucking cunt. That was so not cool. I must have looked hilarious running around & freaking out for 3 weeks though!

I'm gonna have to vote for the pill + a girl who doesnt want to have kids and is willing to get an abortion if need be.

Roddy · 02-12-2010, 04:35 AM

Pulling out in time isn't an option for me. When the time comes supposing there was a gun to my head I couldn't do it! So yeah, put a condom on! They ruin sex in many ways but much better than waiting weeks for a phone call saying "it's ok, I'm not pregnant!"

Condoms = necessary evil.

Moxxy · 02-12-2010, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rage9

True, but 10x better is still not worth a little crying shit running around. Get that bitch on the pill if you want to go that route!

Otherwise have fun paying for that kid for at least 18 years!

That implies you trust them to tell you if they go off it or if they get forgetful and fuck it up. I've seen too many cases of friends who were getting bored of their girlfriend then BAM... bitch who was supposed to be on the pill suddenly gets knocked up before he gets around to dumping her...

If you want certainty without the franger then ram it in her ass...

onlinemoniez · 02-12-2010, 04:41 AM

Or only fuck chicks you'd be proud to have a kid with. . . Of course, I could never follow this advice, because I fuck nasty, fat chicks because I think it's hilarious and I like a good story.

Roddy · 02-12-2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by onlinemoniez

Or only fuck chicks you'd be proud to have a kid with. . . Of course, I could never follow this advice, because I fuck nasty, fat chicks because I think it's hilarious and I like a good story.

Or.... You're nasty and fat yourself and no one else will fuck you.

Don't laugh at fat chicks! When no else will fuck you, they're always grateful!

onlinemoniez · 02-12-2010, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Roddy

Or.... You're nasty and fat yourself and no one else will fuck you.

I'm a better looking NickyCakes.

high risk · 02-12-2010, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rogerrabbit

I enjoy that this thread is started by "high risk" LOL

/cant sleep.

We're coming up on 4.20 on the east coast!

thats how i ROLL hahaha

elime · 02-12-2010, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlinemoniez

The best part about sex is pulling out, a quick jerk, and spraying your genetic material all over the tanned skin of a drunk slut.

tempted to make this my sig.

also can't sleep. Obviously since I'm reading this retarded thread

Fat Tom · 02-12-2010, 06:54 AM

why am i reading this.. oh thats right

/can't sleep

stack paper · 02-12-2010, 06:56 AM

Blow your load in a slut, don't call her back.
/thread

igl00 · 02-12-2010, 07:17 AM

i prefer when girls are on pill

papajohn56 · 02-12-2010, 08:07 AM

put it in her butt, problem solved

Trigger · 02-12-2010, 08:52 AM

Guyz dont have sex... Duhh!

</thread>...

ESPECIALLY if you aren't married...

Jesus will send you to hell....

praxus · 02-12-2010, 09:27 AM

I usually just pull out. Since there's no sperm in precum (google it) - as mentioned earlier in this thread, it works great IF you can control yourself. You'll often throw a shot just as your orgasm is starting, so be careful and don't wait till the last minute.

But for anything casual or a one nighter - condoms all the way, for the STD factor of course.

onlinemoniez · 02-12-2010, 09:34 AM

Wow, you guys are a bunch of vaginas. Just because you knock a broad up doesn't mean you have to take care of the kid. She's the one deciding to have it. I'd tell her that under no circumstances do I want a child, and that under no circumstances will I be there with her or for her, and that having the child would be completely irresponsible. We need a fucking say. I say I'd move right the fuck out of the country and live happily ever after. Fuck kids, and fuck the bitches that insist on having the kids. Long live the dead-beat-dads!

Dwight Schrute · 02-12-2010, 11:20 AM

My wife doesn't let me pull out. Lame.

identity_00 · 02-12-2010, 01:03 PM

pill + pull out.

Unarmed Gunman · 02-12-2010, 01:35 PM

I believe in a woman's right to choose.

A) In her mouth
B) In her ass
C) On her belly

Angel of Wealth · 02-12-2010, 01:49 PM

I use a Coffee Crisp wrapper

megatabbers · 02-12-2010, 01:57 PM

Condoms suck, the pill rocks, and pulling out has never failed me (maybe I'm sterile?)

But at the end of the day this is all a moot point and it has nothing to do with babies: It's called HIV and about 1 in 200 people have it (I know know, most of them are in Sub-Saharan Africa but still).

That's not something you fuck around with (no pun intended). Don't be stupid, if you're hooking up with shady girls at parties or bars when you're drunk, wear a condom.

If you think waiting a couple weeks to find out if she's pregnant or not is bad, try waiting for the results of an HIV test. I guarantee it will be the most agonizing period of your life.

erect · 02-12-2010, 02:35 PM

Like my daddy Unarmed Gunman always told me ... Son, you can't get their mouth pregnant.

Unarmed Gunman · 02-12-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by erect

Like my daddy Unarmed Gunman always told me ... Son, you can't get their mouth pregnant.

Sig worthy!

papajohn56 · 02-12-2010, 04:18 PM

a friend of mine got head from a girl once, and she swallowed. a month later she tried claiming she was pregnant by him because the sperm travelled allllll the way through her. and no I'm not kidding

PhillipMarlow · 02-12-2010, 04:26 PM

Girl I've been dancing naked with just got the shot. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS

Unarmed Gunman · 02-12-2010, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PhillipMarlow

Girl I've been dancing naked with just got the shot. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS

Penicillin?

Enigmabomb · 02-12-2010, 05:57 PM

A birth control shot good for 6 months or some shit.

JonesersRX7 · 02-12-2010, 06:02 PM

Amazed you crazy fawks are more worried about getting a girl pregnant then getting chlamydia or some other shit. You know how many girls have this and don't know it because they don't show any symptoms for years. It's one thing if you are committed with the girl and have both gone for tests and get her on the pill.

Wrap ur tool and don't be a fool.

stack paper · 02-12-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Enigmabomb

A birth control shot good for 6 months or some shit.

Good if you want your chick to get fat, otherwise.. Wouldn't recommend it!

stack paper · 02-12-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JonesersRX7

Amazed you crazy fawks are more worried about getting a girl pregnant then getting chlamydia or some other shit. You know how many girls have this and don't know it because they don't show any symptoms for years. It's one thing if you are committed with the girl and have both gone for tests and get her on the pill.

Wrap ur tool and don't be a fool.

Chlamydia? I thought everyone had that shit :X

blogspotter · 02-12-2010, 10:05 PM

I have only worn a condom very very few times... coitus interruptus all the way unless I suspect the partner to have STD lol

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onlinemoniez all up in the interwebs Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 805 iTrader: 20 / 100%	Wow, you guys are a bunch of vaginas. Just because you knock a broad up doesn't mean you have to take care of the kid. She's the one deciding to have it. I'd tell her that under no circumstances do I want a child, and that under no circumstances will I be there with her or for her, and that having the child would be completely irresponsible. We need a fucking say. I say I'd move right the fuck out of the country and live happily ever after. Fuck kids, and fuck the bitches that insist on having the kids. Long live the dead-beat-dads! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

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JonesersRX7 Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Phoenix Posts: 209 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Amazed you crazy fawks are more worried about getting a girl pregnant then getting chlamydia or some other shit. You know how many girls have this and don't know it because they don't show any symptoms for years. It's one thing if you are committed with the girl and have both gone for tests and get her on the pill. Wrap ur tool and don't be a fool. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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