Effective alternative to condoms



high risk said:
I lol'd at the fact that coitus interruptus is actually 96% effective (condoms are only 98% effective), but it's only successfully done soon enough 73% of the time.

Apparently we suck at pulling out..
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Hahaha... my friend SWEARS by this method... and now he has a daughter with a chick he can't stand. HAHAHAHAHAHA dumbass.

/cant sleep either
 
high risk said:
No idea how I ended up wikisurfing my way to this page, but

Comparison of birth control methods - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I lol'd at the fact that coitus interruptus is actually 96% effective (condoms are only 98% effective), but it's only successfully done soon enough 73% of the time.

Apparently we suck at pulling out..

/cant sleep
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The best part about sex is pulling out, a quick jerk, and spraying your genetic material all over the tanned skin of a drunk slut. :banana_sml:
 
Remember dudes, condoms are way cheaper than the cost of a kid. There's really no reason to not have at least one on you when you go out. Hell is running out to the store for one really that big of a deal?
 
Also remember:
Pulling out will NOT protect against STDs.

::emp::
 
Rage9 said:
Remember dudes, condoms are way cheaper than the cost of a kid. There's really no reason to not have at least one on you when you go out. Hell is running out to the store for one really that big of a deal?
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But sex without condoms is at a minimum 10x better.
 
I enjoy that this thread is started by "high risk" LOL

/cant sleep.

We're coming up on 4.20 on the east coast!
 
Garrett said:
But sex without condoms is at a minimum 10x better.
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True, but 10x better is still not worth a little crying shit running around. Get that bitch on the pill if you want to go that route!

Otherwise have fun paying for that kid for at least 18 years!
 
Garrett said:
Troof :xmas-smiley-016:
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Bitches have no reason to be on it in the first place, in this country you can get it for free or very cheaply. Dirty bitches trying to cause baby mama drama, it makes me sick.
 
Rage9 said:
Bitches have no reason to be on it in the first place, in this country you can get it for free or very cheaply. Dirty bitches trying to cause baby mama drama, it makes me sick.
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My first serious girlfriend pulled the "I'm pregnant" card on me. Fucking cunt. That was so not cool. I must have looked hilarious running around & freaking out for 3 weeks though!

I'm gonna have to vote for the pill + a girl who doesnt want to have kids and is willing to get an abortion if need be.
 
Pulling out in time isn't an option for me. When the time comes supposing there was a gun to my head I couldn't do it! So yeah, put a condom on! They ruin sex in many ways but much better than waiting weeks for a phone call saying "it's ok, I'm not pregnant!"

Condoms = necessary evil.
 
Rage9 said:
True, but 10x better is still not worth a little crying shit running around. Get that bitch on the pill if you want to go that route!

Otherwise have fun paying for that kid for at least 18 years!
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That implies you trust them to tell you if they go off it or if they get forgetful and fuck it up. I've seen too many cases of friends who were getting bored of their girlfriend then BAM... bitch who was supposed to be on the pill suddenly gets knocked up before he gets around to dumping her...

If you want certainty without the franger then ram it in her ass...
 
Or only fuck chicks you'd be proud to have a kid with. . . Of course, I could never follow this advice, because I fuck nasty, fat chicks because I think it's hilarious and I like a good story.
 
onlinemoniez said:
Or only fuck chicks you'd be proud to have a kid with. . . Of course, I could never follow this advice, because I fuck nasty, fat chicks because I think it's hilarious and I like a good story.
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Or.... You're nasty and fat yourself and no one else will fuck you.

Don't laugh at fat chicks! When no else will fuck you, they're always grateful!
 
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