Soiled cucumbers found in theatre after a Fifty Shades of Grey Screning

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This is fucked up. Cleaning crew in a UK theatre tweeted these pics of dirty cucumbers found on chairs after a 50 shades of grey screening. Apparently the place was stinking so bad they had to evacuate/refund everybody.

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Cleaning a theater after a showing of 50 shades of grey

A Woman 'Lost Control of All Bodily Fluids' During a '50 Shades of Grey' Screening | VICE | Canada
 


Bullshit. Those cucumbers are still edible. Although the stank could be from all the pussy juice soaked into the seats.
 
Schoolboy, 11, 'excluded' from lessons after turning up to World Book Day dressed in Fifty Shades of Grey outfit with cable ties and an eye mask

A schoolboy was 'excluded' from World Book Day celebrations after turning up dressed as a Fifty Shades of Grey character.
Liam Scholes, 11, arrived at Sale High School, Greater Manchester dressed as Christian Grey from the erotic novel, wearing a suit and holding cable ties and an eye mask.
But teachers failed to see the funny side and phoned his mother Nicola - who is herself a primary school teacher - to tell her the outfit was inappropriate.
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She said: 'We thought it was funny. We were walking home from school and he had the idea of going as Christian Grey."
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So the Mum watches/reads 50 Shades of Grey with his 11 year old son? WTF lol

Boy, 11, 'excluded' from World Book Day event after dressing Fifty Shades of Grey character | Daily Mail Online
 
GerardWon said:
She sold 100 Million fucking books. That my friend is Harry Potter kind of numbers - they Don't need a strategy.
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Yep. Just appeal to their sense of fantasy. And more women on a % basis live in a fantasy world than at any time in human history (and that percentage is presently increasing at an *exponential* rate).

Hmm, maybe that writing-romance-novels-for-kindle-idea from a few years back could use some revisiting...
 
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