Please Give Newbies a Simple I.Q. Test B4 They Can Join WickedFire - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

Grafix · 12-02-2007, 02:07 AM

This way we can eliminate time wasted on retards.

Thank you

Fewleftstanding · 12-02-2007, 03:51 AM

You should've made this a poll. I vote YES!

iTechno · 12-02-2007, 05:58 AM

What do you think the questions on the IQ test should be?

Pheelix · 12-02-2007, 01:31 PM

If you had a bucket that held 14 litres and another bucket that held 7 litres, how many buckets would you have?

m0rtal · 12-02-2007, 01:48 PM

NerdTests.com: The retard test Test

turbolapp · 12-02-2007, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheelix

If you had a bucket that held 14 litres and another bucket that held 7 litres, how many buckets would you have?

You just have 2 buckets, duh. ( DO I PASS DO I DO I???)

I think you lose something in the riddle when you write it out.

Let's see:

A father and son are driving down the highway and get in a terrible accident. When the paramedics get there they announce the father is DOA and the son in critical condition. They bring the son to the hospital and the doctor takes a look at him and says "I cannot operate on this boy, this boy is my son" How can that be?

Grafix · 12-02-2007, 01:55 PM

Right. Like what Pheelix said. Just simple common sense questions, nothing too complex.

Jondoe0069 · 12-02-2007, 02:58 PM

Give them a real IQ test. One of those online ones. If they get a certain score, they're in. If they don't, they get Rick Rolled or sent to 2 Girls 1 Cup. Or that picture of the butt naked 90 year old lady spreading her legs gets displayed with a message telling them they can't join the party.

bubbles · 12-02-2007, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

A father and son are driving down the highway and get in a terrible accident. When the paramedics get there they announce the father is DOA and the son in critical condition. They bring the son to the hospital and the doctor takes a look at him and says "I cannot operate on this boy, this boy is my son" How can that be?

The doctor is the boy's mother. easy.

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

Whats the next number in the sequence?

maxwell phil · 12-02-2007, 03:51 PM

turbolapp · 12-02-2007, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbles

The doctor is the boy's mother. easy.

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

Whats the next number in the sequence?

"NumbeR"? as in just one number? I would say then that it's " 1" cause it's always 1, 1 (x) 1, 1 (x+1)

Swifty · 12-02-2007, 04:22 PM

1113213211?

m0rtal · 12-02-2007, 04:23 PM

01100001011001000110010001100011011001010110111001 10001101100101001000000110001101101100011010010110 10110111101001011010

Swifty · 12-02-2007, 04:41 PM

lol

011011000110111101101100 00100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001 11100101101100001100110011001100110111

emp · 12-02-2007, 05:29 PM

I would fail. Please do not do this.

::emp::

radio · 12-02-2007, 06:36 PM

Don't worry, emp, you'd be grandfathered in...

Grafix · 12-02-2007, 06:49 PM

I don't know if Emp could be grandfathered, he already lost his badge

turbolapp · 12-02-2007, 06:51 PM

Quick! Give him an easy one!

Grafix · 12-02-2007, 06:57 PM

Okay.

0 + 0 - 0 = ?

bubbles · 12-02-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty

1113213211?

Nice, most people don't get that one.

Red_Virus · 12-03-2007, 03:25 AM

1-1-2-1-2-2-1-2-1-2*0 = ? LOL

psychoul · 12-03-2007, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty

1113213211?

How much time did it take you?

Took me about 15 mins. I would fail if this was a test

emp · 12-03-2007, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grafix

Okay.

0 + 0 - 0 = ?

Oh no, now you it me with the math!

Err... 0?

::emp::

Grafix · 12-03-2007, 09:15 AM

Correct! It's zero!

You've passed your I.Q. test and you get to stay

Drake · 12-03-2007, 09:24 AM

Ya I hope I can get grandfathered in too. I iz stoopid.

I took the IM test in Seomoz that Danny Sullivan was so proud of. I umm got like 65% but that test was lame, with lots of the questions were just weird, irrelevant or an opinion type answer. Definitely an ego stroker for SEO history buffs and very generally knowledgable

Go ahead take it yourself. I dare you: SEOmoz | SEO Expert Quiz

Mike · 12-03-2007, 12:40 PM

There are only 10 types of people in this world.

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Swifty · 12-03-2007, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychoul

How much time did it take you?

Took me about 15 mins. I would fail if this was a test

took about a minute..

airforcematt · 12-03-2007, 07:29 PM

http://00110010 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 01110011 00110001 01100011 01110101 01110000 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101

bubbles · 12-04-2007, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty

took about a minute..

Did you cheat?

Swifty · 12-04-2007, 03:12 PM

I would say yes but the sarcasm hasn't really been all that funny in this thread (bad timing I guess..), so I'm gonna go with no.

fm1234 · 12-04-2007, 04:31 PM

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HairyHun · 12-04-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

You just have 2 buckets, duh. ( DO I PASS DO I DO I???)

I think you lose something in the riddle when you write it out.

Let's see:

A father and son are driving down the highway and get in a terrible accident. When the paramedics get there they announce the father is DOA and the son in critical condition. They bring the son to the hospital and the doctor takes a look at him and says "I cannot operate on this boy, this boy is my son" How can that be?

The doctor is his mother?

HH

Pheelix · 12-05-2007, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

You just have 2 buckets, duh. ( DO I PASS DO I DO I???)

I think you lose something in the riddle when you write it out.

Let's see:

A father and son are driving down the highway and get in a terrible accident. When the paramedics get there they announce the father is DOA and the son in critical condition. They bring the son to the hospital and the doctor takes a look at him and says "I cannot operate on this boy, this boy is my son" How can that be?

You pass!

Yeah you lose something.

It's either that the doctor is a woman and the boy's mother or the father is simply the father of someone else or the son is just not the son of the guy in the car. Or all of the above, now that I think of it.

turbolapp · 12-05-2007, 09:29 AM

Lol I forgot about this one. Yes, the doctor is his mother.

You know it's interesting, when I first told that riddle about 15 years ago, no one could figure it out. Now people look at me like..duh? Obviously, back then the whole riddle was counting on the fact that people would be subconsciously stereotyping. I doubt that people have changed in that regard (subconscious stereotyping) but it's nice to know that maybe the stereotype it self has changed.

bubbles · 12-05-2007, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

but it's nice to know that maybe the stereotype it self has changed.

No, women still can't be doctors... I've just heard the riddle before

jk haha

Pheelix · 12-05-2007, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

I doubt that people have changed in that regard (subconscious stereotyping) but it's nice to know that maybe the stereotype it self has changed.

I'd say the stereotype has changed, yes.

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12-02-2007, 01:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
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12-02-2007, 06:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
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12-05-2007, 09:29 AM	#34 (permalink)
turbolapp Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Houston, TexASS Posts: 8,335 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Lol I forgot about this one. Yes, the doctor is his mother. You know it's interesting, when I first told that riddle about 15 years ago, no one could figure it out. Now people look at me like..duh? Obviously, back then the whole riddle was counting on the fact that people would be subconsciously stereotyping. I doubt that people have changed in that regard (subconscious stereotyping) but it's nice to know that maybe the stereotype it self has changed. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Workflowy Best Free Organizational App. Period.

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