I admitted to being a n00b… to paraphrase “honestly I am interested in buying what you are selling but What The Fuck are you selling” Kind of like selling oysters to Kentucky hillbillies, a delicious food, but I have never taster it before. I want to buy your wares, but I have NO idea what they are. Maybe a good salesman would give the little people a PITCH about how wonderful the shit they are selling is…