(Second try here. First attempt was written while drunk.)
You want some fucking content? I'll give you some fucking content.
I'll write angry rants about practically anything for $0.02 per word. All you need to give me is a topic, approximate length, and how much vulgarity is desired (no f-bombs, no swearing at all, swear like a sailor, etc).
English is the only language I've ever bothered to learn, so I can guarantee good sentence structure and grammar.
This service is ideal for people wanting to spice up their website a bit, or for social bookmarking submissions. My rants tend to be angry and resentful, with a hint of sarcasm and misanthropy.
Turnaround time is typically under 24 hours, but I reserve the right to take up to 48 due to my hectic schedule.
Here's a sample article that I did for someone on DP:
bipartisanbastard.blogspot.com/2008/11/that-prick-rudd-who-does-he-think-he-is.html
PM me if interested.
You want some fucking content? I'll give you some fucking content.
I'll write angry rants about practically anything for $0.02 per word. All you need to give me is a topic, approximate length, and how much vulgarity is desired (no f-bombs, no swearing at all, swear like a sailor, etc).
English is the only language I've ever bothered to learn, so I can guarantee good sentence structure and grammar.
This service is ideal for people wanting to spice up their website a bit, or for social bookmarking submissions. My rants tend to be angry and resentful, with a hint of sarcasm and misanthropy.
Turnaround time is typically under 24 hours, but I reserve the right to take up to 48 due to my hectic schedule.
Here's a sample article that I did for someone on DP:
bipartisanbastard.blogspot.com/2008/11/that-prick-rudd-who-does-he-think-he-is.html
PM me if interested.