Alli -- The only FDA-approved OTC weight loss pills.



From what I heard taking it basically makes you shit grease.

THIS AGAIN ^^^^
My wife tried this over a year and a half ago on the recommendation of her friend. She had to quit because it was making her feel like she had been drinking gallons of laxatives. I'm sure it has to be very bad for you.
 
it basically makes you shit grease.

I read the back of the bottle one time and it pretty much said this in the warning label.

EDIT: it reminded me of those no fat potato chips that actually had a warning label that said something like "may cause anal leakage" who the fuck would ingest anything that would cause any kind of 'anal leakage'?

EDIT II: (sorry can't get over it) and how the hell does the FDA approve anything that would cause ANAL LEAKAGE?!
 
THIS AGAIN ^^^^
My wife tried this over a year and a half ago on the recommendation of her friend. She had to quit because it was making her feel like she had been drinking gallons of laxatives. I'm sure it has to be very bad for you.

If you shit a lot you will lose weight :D
 
From the way I understood it, Alli induced anal leakage is actually caused by eating to much fat, Alli prevents your body from absorbing the fat and well the fat has to go somewhere.

Anyways it will never sell very well because in order for it to work you have to stop eating crap, which few people on a diet are actually interested in doing. People want the magic pill that lets them eat anything, never exercise and loose weight, even if they really know that it won't work they'll still buy it.
 
Sorry to say my first post is on anal leakage.

Alli is a watered down version of the prescription version Xenical from pharma giant Roche. I sold Xenical online almost 10 yrs ago and positioned myself to sell Alli and they locked down distribution real well. I used Xenical and you basically had to wear Depends since you would just ooze ass sludge, not to mention you felt like crap since all the nutrients weren't being absorbed well enough. Its bad news for those trying to lose a lot of weight, but it does work if you want to deal with the side effects.
 
Sorry to say my first post is on anal leakage.

Alli is a watered down version of the prescription version Xenical from pharma giant Roche. I sold Xenical online almost 10 yrs ago and positioned myself to sell Alli and they locked down distribution real well. I used Xenical and you basically had to wear Depends since you would just ooze ass sludge, not to mention you felt like crap since all the nutrients weren't being absorbed well enough. Its bad news for those trying to lose a lot of weight, but it does work if you want to deal with the side effects.

:eek7:

I think he just said he used to shit on himself.
 
I wont come in here and admit to shittng myself but on a personal level from using this shit, I concur with everything being said. You really want to mess someone up after a greasy dinner, slip one of them babies into their drink and mix it up.