Bored writer looking for work.

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WritingSolution

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I've done my usual crap for the weekend and will have a lot of free time this week. I can write on any niche. Since I'm having a bit of a lull right now, I'll lower rates to 1.5 cents/word for articles 400 words and under.

Place orders now for tomorrow or any day this week. I'll let you know if certain days are taken.

This weekend I have written on:

Shotguns (weird one)
Outlook Express Repair
Resveratrol
Weight Loss
Wrinkle Creams
Antioxidants
Various Clickbank Shit
Penis Pump Alternative Crap

I don't care what the topic is really. Hit me with your best shot.

100 percent English, 99 percent excellent grammar (after 5 identical topics it may slip a tad, I won't lie). Free rewrite if you don't like an article but I've never had one sent back.

Can communicate via AIM if needed.
 


WritingSolution said:
I'm gonna have to pimp out my wife if things don't pick up but she's not as cute as she used to be :(.
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Pimp out your wife, eh?

The topic of the thread shouldn't be "Bored content writer looking for work", it should be:
BROKE content writer looking for work.​

You're so desperate for money that you'd pimp your wife out!
DISGUSTING!

;-)
 
Yeah I might take 4 articles so hit me a pm with all the details and other stuff you need from me.

Since they are all about the same topic, just for different keywords, do you give lower rates?
 
WritingSolution said:
She's not giving it to me anyway, might as well give it some exercise!
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WTF is up with that shit? Why am I always hearing this from married dudes? If you ever find me in that scenario at any point in my life before I hit 70 then you may have the keys to my kingdom.

Oh and then you gotta shoot me.

Seriously though, I run into horny older (and younger) married chicks all the time. You guys are doing it wrong.

Sorry for ranting in your sales thread.
 
WritingSolution said:
I've done my usual crap for the weekend and will have a lot of free time this week. I can write on any niche. Since I'm having a bit of a lull right now, I'll lower rates to 1.5 cents/word for articles 400 words and under.

Place orders now for tomorrow or any day this week. I'll let you know if certain days are taken.

This weekend I have written on:

Shotguns (weird one)
Outlook Express Repair
Resveratrol
Weight Loss
Wrinkle Creams
Antioxidants
Various Clickbank Shit
Penis Pump Alternative Crap

I don't care what the topic is really. Hit me with your best shot.

100 percent English, 99 percent excellent grammar (after 5 identical topics it may slip a tad, I won't lie). Free rewrite if you don't like an article but I've never had one sent back.

Can communicate via AIM if needed.
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Are you still available for content writing? If you are please email me ben AT gercia .co.uk with a couple of examples.

-Ben
 
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