so I just got rejected from clickbooth and cash4dough I wonder if there are any network that is easy to join? Something like clickbank with none of those website, pixeltracking requirements and its CPA. I'm a complete noob at this and I had my fair share of reading I want to get my feet wet, so any suggestions?
Easy to get in Affiliate Networks?
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yeah this and fucking the "Business" field that pops up when applying to a boss ass network what the fuck is that shit? i don't own a gosh darn willy neller business, i own at laying the ladies -- meeow
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As you are dealing with human beings, there is more to persuasion than logic (which is quite easy to get hung up on).
Lets see...you'd like to join a network to earn money and in turn earn money for the network. Be assertive and tell the person to give you the tools (their advertisers) to make it so you will make money for both you and the network. This isn't your first network, and if they don't pick you up then you'll just go make some green for some other fanciful fig newton. Why? Because you know what the fuck you're doing, and you're bored twiddling the opposable digit in your poopchute so you went and sought out this network to entertain you. Oh, you don't? Well, neither do I, but look what I just said? or threaten to bone their spouse. tip your bartender.
Lets see...you'd like to join a network to earn money and in turn earn money for the network. Be assertive and tell the person to give you the tools (their advertisers) to make it so you will make money for both you and the network. This isn't your first network, and if they don't pick you up then you'll just go make some green for some other fanciful fig newton. Why? Because you know what the fuck you're doing, and you're bored twiddling the opposable digit in your poopchute so you went and sought out this network to entertain you. Oh, you don't? Well, neither do I, but look what I just said? or threaten to bone their spouse. tip your bartender.
Learn it, understand it and then apply. If you apply without having an idea it's likely you will be rejected.
That's your problem then.
Here's a quick plan that will get you accepted into a network, assuming you aren't retarded:
1) Read the threads in the Newbie section, the Affiliate Marketing section, and the Traffic & Content section. Pay attention to the stickies. If you come across terms you don't understand, search for them here. Read a few of the case studies or the longer journals on this site. Again, if you don't understand something search for it.
2) Once you feel you have a grasp of the basics form a plan.
What sort of offers do you want to promote?
Are you going to start with paid traffic or "free" traffic?
If paid, are you going to try with Adwords, Bing, Facebook, PoF, TrafficVance?
Trust me, you're plan is going to probably suck. Don't worry about it, you're already ahead of the game -- you have a plan! A likely crappy plan, but it's still a plan.*
*note: There are lots of other questions you need to ask yourself before you form a plan. A lot of them concern how much money you are ready to lose.
3) Once you have a plan, you can now talk to an affiliate manager and articulate your plan.
"Hey, AwesomeAffiliateManagerMan, I applied to your network a few weeks ago and I hadn't heard back from you. I'm calling you to follow up with my application... I'm pretty new to affiliate marketing, but I like losing money hand over fist so I'd like to jump in. I've been doing research on the Gay Webmaster Forum and those dudes really helped me form a plan -- I'm going to be promoting dating offers on Ask.com, targetting the brain dead retards that still use that piece of shit search engine. I'm gonna make millions!"
Protip: When you tell them you want to promote something via something else, make sure you know what both things are. Don't go blabbing about how you're going to sell guns to people searching for Obama Birth Certificate on Adwords, for instance.
4) You might still get rejected, but be persistent. Post on this forum. Ask questions that aren't retarded. There are a bunch of guys who own networks who are regulars here and if you don't sound like a flaming fucking retard and demonstrate even an iota of intelligence, they could (might) help you out.
wow thanks for the word of encouragement! Definitely going to do what you said just keep doing my research and be persistent. Again thanks for the awesome reply!