GUARENTEED Google Page 1 Rankings or Your MONEY BACK - Super Cool Service

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Before I even start out, let me clarify a few things:

1. I DO NOT own Google.
2. I'm not God
3. All my offerings are a result of careful experimentation and I learn't all this the hard way.
4. I work to make you rank in Google and i do not conjure any spells or add a file to your Web Server for you to get ranked automatically.
5. Whatever i do is 100% White Hat.

What this service entitles you is this - You pay me 300 Buckaroos and I sit here and slog my ass off to get you ranked in the top 10 in Goog failing which i refund the $300.

So, now that we've pretty much figured out what the service is about.

Lets get to the teensy weensy details.

I can get you ranked in Google in the first page ( i.e top 10 ) for ANY keyword having under 2 million results in google for a flat fee of $300 within the time period of 4 months.

Ifi dont do this, i can give you back your entire 300 bucks.

Terms and Conditions:

1. I will be giving you a Ranking Log Report once a month.
2. You cannot question my integrity or go cranky unless the entire 4 months time period is over. I have till the last day to get you ranked.


So, interested in the service?

Shoot me a PM with the following details:

URL:
Keyword to be Optimized For:

And yeah, I can give you custom quotes if you wanna get ranked for keywords which have more than 2 mil results in Goog.

So, wotcha waitin for?

eBiZ
 


Before starting, I would be keen to know your rough plan for promoting. If you agree to quickly discuss that, I am willing to try one site with you. PM me if you want.
 
Will the results last or does this turn into a cycle of paying $300 every 4 months to keep the position?
 
divine said:
Before starting, I would be keen to know your rough plan for promoting. If you agree to quickly discuss that, I am willing to try one site with you. PM me if you want.
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Sure! Hit me up with your IM id's and i'l be glad to discuss with you my various promotion modes and exactly how the SERP's move.

audax said:
Will the results last or does this turn into a cycle of paying $300 every 4 months to keep the position?
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The Rankings I get for you are there to stay - I do have an expansion option though where you can pay me a retainer of $40/month which will entitle you to maintainance of rankings and also entitles you to me slogging again to get your rankings to move up.

PS: Your rankings are there to stay even if you dont go for my expansion pack, but the expansion pack is just an option.
 
I don't see how you can make "rankings stay", aren't there many factors involved to get a higher ranking, inbound links? backlinks?, content?, domain age? Can you compete with authority sites? .... Basically you're saying any of these factors that weigh so heavily with Google the #1 search engine for traffic, you can overcome?

If you are so good at this, why not do this for yourself? I know if I could get myself into the top 10 of any niche, even a small niche, I would be doing it myself and banking.

Don't get me wrong I am interested in what you are offering but, I would like more details.

It's also interesting to me how all of a sudden you have an "expansion option" without mentioning such an important detail beforehand until somebody asked.

I don't see how you could do this being whitehat since being whitemat means following all the search engine algrothims which include what I mentioned above. That means anybody could come in at any time and out-rank you but, you are basically saying you can overcome backlinks, inbound links, content, etc.., and keep you ranking???
 
audax said:
Do you need access to make changes to the HTML/content/whatever on the site?
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In some cases if your site is completely SEO un-friendly, I'd have to tell you to do some changes, but that doesn't happen 90% of the times.

clownstep said:
I don't see how you can make "rankings stay", aren't there many factors involved to get a higher ranking, inbound links? backlinks?, content?, domain age? Can you compete with authority sites? .... Basically you're saying any of these factors that weigh so heavily with Google the #1 search engine for traffic, you can overcome?

If you are so good at this, why not do this for yourself? I know if I could get myself into the top 10 of any niche, even a small niche, I would be doing it myself and banking.

Don't get me wrong I am interested in what you are offering but, I would like more details.

It's also interesting to me how all of a sudden you have an "expansion option" without mentioning such an important detail beforehand until somebody asked.

I don't see how you could do this being whitehat since being whitemat means following all the search engine algrothims which include what I mentioned above. That means anybody could come in at any time and out-rank you but, you are basically saying you can overcome backlinks, inbound links, content, etc.., and keep you ranking???
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Here's the deal - My interest is w.r.t to Search Marketing - I'm not an adsense guy or an affiliate marketer and have no interest in that what so ever.

If you'd have this expertise, you'd be banking it ranking yourself, but that doesn't interest me - I'm more interested in improvising my skills as a search marketer by taking on diverse projects.

I think its all a matter of perspectives and what you want to achieve at the end of the day.

I like selling my expertise to other for buckaroos and i'm not stupid enough to guarentee a ranking without knowing what i have to do.

If you'd be cool with hitting me in IM, i can tell you what methods i use.

And btw, the expansion pack was just an option - You WILL stay even without that - but, it just entitles you better service.
 
divine said:
Before starting, I would be keen to know your rough plan for promoting. If you agree to quickly discuss that, I am willing to try one site with you. PM me if you want.
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Wait a second!

Don't you own an SEO firm yourself Mr. Nitin Jain?

Your even advertising in John Chow asking people to outsource all their seo work to you.

Why do you want to discuss seo tricks with me? :rolleyes:
 
silentbob has just ordered the service.

I'm pretty free for the next few days, so ordering now will do a lot of help for your campaigns as i can give it some more attention!
 
Not to be a dick.. but whenever people make claims like these, you gotta ask yourself "if they can get such great rankings on their own, why bother selling a service that they have to risk giving cash back to the clients, when they can just take their own damn sites, with affiliate marketing campaigns littered all over it, and get that ranking for solid traffic instead?" -- They would make A LOT more cash, and wouldn't need to prove themselves to anyone.

Whatever, that's just my personal reasoning. Especially since the price is ridiculously low. If you check his previous forum posts, it's all about directory links and the same service, just not as catchy of a title.

If he is legit, more power to him. If he does honor the money back guarantee, even more power to him for being honest. But if he turns out to be a scammer or lying, well, don't tell me you weren't warned before, regardless of how hard we punish scammers, cheats, thieves, liars, and spammers here.

PS - Ebiz - Your English typing skills is possibly one of the best I've seen around (except for Lord Brar's) on here. You do come off as an American for sure.
 
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