how lerchmo spent his Saturday night!

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chrislingle

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ok so I am still in Vegas but can't sleep. Got in on Saturday and met up with the great guys from Copeac at a local strip club! (Jon by the way was going to come with us but at the last minute said he had to take a dump and stayed in his room! the boy does not like the boobies!)
Well anyway, I got a call from lerchmo and told him and engaged to meet us at the strip club! We were running late waiting for brandons old decrepit ass. By the time Brandon, myself, Andrea, Andrew and Tom (don't know his screen name, oh yea cause he does not post) got to the club Lerchmo was already 3 sheets to the wind. You better not sit your glass down if you wanted your drink cause he was drinking anything and everything on the table.
Andrea was getting her share of the dances and people were having a good time. Brandon kindly bought me a dance from a girl that had small boobies. (I like em big and fake thank you very much) well about an hour latter I am talking to engaged and the stripper who has been dancing for Lerchmo for some time says to me "I think your friend is passing out, does he have enough money to pay me?" she had done 17 dances for him ($340) and lerchmo only had about $40 or so and he starts handing me singles because I was going to get her paid for him. I just went to the ATM and that was all gone now so no more fun for Chris! Since Engaged and Lerchmo were both staying at the MGM grand Engaged took Lerchmo home. Now since Engaged had lost his cash on 1 hand of poker I gave him the last $11 I had for a cab right around the corner. (he tells me the old I will pay you back line - we are talking about $11 - that time of night we should have made $11 just sitting there, cheap ass!) (cabs only take cash in Vegas!)
Well Lerchmo and engaged leave and we hang out at the club until about 5am. The next day Lerchmo tells me he did not even know the girl was dancing for him! He had to go to the ATM because he barffeded in the cab and that cost him $100. He then wakes up in the bath tub sleeping in cold water!
That my friends is how a programmer unwinds!
Lerchmo is now my hero!
 


At the Wickedfire/Copeac party as the rest of us were shoving down free beer I asked Lerchmo why he was taking it easy and he told that story. Priceless.

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Whats left out of this is Lerchmo was so hammered that the girl was dancing for him while he was sleeping. She also got another $200 out of us for his dances.... that bitch robbed us all
 
nice story chris, i suck i couldnt make it, but i have to be with my grandma right now, she raised me and only has a few days left, but if i was there i would be way more wasted and crazy than lerchmo hahahahahaha
 
You forgot to mention Andrew's lapdance with the two dirty old whores and his ripped shirt.

Just got back to NYC a little while ago and in a car on the way home now. I probably only slept about 30 min on the flight. Luckily there were no fat women with seatbelt extensions on this flight.
 
Nice... was this Club Paradise (thought I saw that mentioned in another thread). I dropped $750 on dances there one night a few years ago, during Comdex I think.
 
Me and lerchmo went to scores last night. The dancers looked sooo much better, and it was light enough you could actually see their faces!
 
They were showing what the stars do at scores last night on tv. Fucking nuts. Colin ferrel= $15k in one night, some online ceo= $120k in one night. $5k bottles of champaigne. This was new york though.
 
They were showing what the stars do at scores last night on tv. Fucking nuts. Colin ferrel= $15k in one night, some online ceo= $120k in one night. $5k bottles of champaigne. This was new york though.

If you're that rich and still need strippers...
 
If you're that rich and still need strippers...

A group of online poker players spent $40k at the spearmint rhino one night and none of them got laid. So yeah, just because you're rich doesn't mean you can get ass automatically.

There is a service for people with this problem. Don't know if you have heard of Antonio Esfandiari, but he is a pro poker player. Anyway, he has a service where you pay him $10K and he takes you out for a night in Vegas. Shows you all the hot spots, gets you into VIP rooms and shit. The other part of the deal is you have to pay for everybody and everything for the whole night!

Pretty ludicrous, but I guess for some really rich, desperate dude it is worth it. Apparently he has already had 5 customers.
 
If you're that rich and still need strippers...

That's a dumbass statement. I don't care how rich I get, I'll still enjoy strippers. What's not to like about beautiful women getting naked and dancing provacatively? Why should that be reserved for the middle and lower classes?

The only difference: if you're rich, you can have the strippers come to you, instead of you going to them. But there is something to be said for the strip club atmosphere. :rasta:
 
That's a dumbass statement. I don't care how rich I get, I'll still enjoy strippers. What's not to like about beautiful women getting naked and dancing provacatively? Why should that be reserved for the middle and lower classes?

The only difference: if you're rich, you can have the strippers come to you, instead of you going to them. But there is something to be said for the strip club atmosphere. :rasta:

True, but do you really need to tip a stripper $5k for a lap dance, or the bartender $10k for 4 hours of work?
 
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