ok so I am still in Vegas but can't sleep. Got in on Saturday and met up with the great guys from Copeac at a local strip club! (Jon by the way was going to come with us but at the last minute said he had to take a dump and stayed in his room! the boy does not like the boobies!)
Well anyway, I got a call from lerchmo and told him and engaged to meet us at the strip club! We were running late waiting for brandons old decrepit ass. By the time Brandon, myself, Andrea, Andrew and Tom (don't know his screen name, oh yea cause he does not post) got to the club Lerchmo was already 3 sheets to the wind. You better not sit your glass down if you wanted your drink cause he was drinking anything and everything on the table.
Andrea was getting her share of the dances and people were having a good time. Brandon kindly bought me a dance from a girl that had small boobies. (I like em big and fake thank you very much) well about an hour latter I am talking to engaged and the stripper who has been dancing for Lerchmo for some time says to me "I think your friend is passing out, does he have enough money to pay me?" she had done 17 dances for him ($340) and lerchmo only had about $40 or so and he starts handing me singles because I was going to get her paid for him. I just went to the ATM and that was all gone now so no more fun for Chris! Since Engaged and Lerchmo were both staying at the MGM grand Engaged took Lerchmo home. Now since Engaged had lost his cash on 1 hand of poker I gave him the last $11 I had for a cab right around the corner. (he tells me the old I will pay you back line - we are talking about $11 - that time of night we should have made $11 just sitting there, cheap ass!) (cabs only take cash in Vegas!)
Well Lerchmo and engaged leave and we hang out at the club until about 5am. The next day Lerchmo tells me he did not even know the girl was dancing for him! He had to go to the ATM because he barffeded in the cab and that cost him $100. He then wakes up in the bath tub sleeping in cold water!
That my friends is how a programmer unwinds!
Lerchmo is now my hero!
Well anyway, I got a call from lerchmo and told him and engaged to meet us at the strip club! We were running late waiting for brandons old decrepit ass. By the time Brandon, myself, Andrea, Andrew and Tom (don't know his screen name, oh yea cause he does not post) got to the club Lerchmo was already 3 sheets to the wind. You better not sit your glass down if you wanted your drink cause he was drinking anything and everything on the table.
Andrea was getting her share of the dances and people were having a good time. Brandon kindly bought me a dance from a girl that had small boobies. (I like em big and fake thank you very much) well about an hour latter I am talking to engaged and the stripper who has been dancing for Lerchmo for some time says to me "I think your friend is passing out, does he have enough money to pay me?" she had done 17 dances for him ($340) and lerchmo only had about $40 or so and he starts handing me singles because I was going to get her paid for him. I just went to the ATM and that was all gone now so no more fun for Chris! Since Engaged and Lerchmo were both staying at the MGM grand Engaged took Lerchmo home. Now since Engaged had lost his cash on 1 hand of poker I gave him the last $11 I had for a cab right around the corner. (he tells me the old I will pay you back line - we are talking about $11 - that time of night we should have made $11 just sitting there, cheap ass!) (cabs only take cash in Vegas!)
Well Lerchmo and engaged leave and we hang out at the club until about 5am. The next day Lerchmo tells me he did not even know the girl was dancing for him! He had to go to the ATM because he barffeded in the cab and that cost him $100. He then wakes up in the bath tub sleeping in cold water!
That my friends is how a programmer unwinds!
Lerchmo is now my hero!