I need to get high! Lol.

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Arsonistx

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Okay, as most people know, life is shitty.
I really need to make some money so I can buy some weed and get high because sitting in front of my computer making nothing every day doesn't support my habit.
(Joking..)

No, I won't be blowing my money on weed or any drugs. I need money to get the hell out of this town full of retards and douche bags.

But anyways, here's what I planned on saying in my thread originally:
  • I fail as a designer, most of the time. I can't design for money because I suck shit at it most of the time. Sometimes I get creative but I'm lucky if that happens.
  • I suck at affiliate marketing, because my promotion skills and development skills for my website are horrible.
  • I really need to save up some money so I can get the fuck out of this shithole people call a town. SERIOUSLY. SAVE ME!
  • I don't really know any other ways to make money. And no, I don't want a 9-5 job in the real world. I hate the real world. The internet likes me more. :)
Well, there you have it. I really need some ideas that I can start making money TODAY, and not some shitty stuff that takes like a year to start making an actual income.

What I'm really trying to ask is if there is ANYBODY out there that would be willing to help me out. I am not asking for free money or loans either. I want to learn, engage, and earn. Please, someone tutor me in the business that you're in that makes decent money. Hell, I'd even be willing to pay you the first $100 or so (depending on how much I make, but I am a very generous person) I earn if you teach me your methods. I mean step-by-step, real-time tutoring via an instant messenger or something.

This probably sounds retarded, but I don't care. Maybe there's someone out there nice enough to help. We all know how nice people on WF are :D (I'm being serious too).

So yeah, I need some serious help (mentally and financially). My work ethic is pretty damn good too. I learn fast, and I have a very good knowledge of the internet and how everything works.

Help me? :):bowdown::rasta:
 


You remember the Obey Giant campaign? I'll paypal you 5 bucks right now to create a png of gary coleman in that style.
 
Arsonistx said:
No.. I don't remember that campaign, lol. If you tell me what it is, then I probably can do it.
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Obey Giant - WORLDWIDE PROPAGANDA DELIVERY

Its got to be an iconic picture of coleman. Preferably in the midst of the "whachoo talkin bout willis" scowl.

Here you go.
 
Your town must really suck if you're so desperate to get out. Are you in northern Wisconsin?

Here's the best advice anyone can give you(and that I wish someone had given me when I was starting out):
Don't read shitty ebooks and blogs, don't waste your time on forums, just sign up with some affiliate networks, get some Google and Yahoo promo coupons, and launch some campaigns. Nobody is going to babysit you, just try a bunch of things for yourself. Eventually you're bound to stumble on something that works.
 
machinecontrol said:
Your town must really suck if you're so desperate to get out. Are you in northern Wisconsin?

Here's the best advice anyone can give you(and that I wish someone had given me when I was starting out):
Don't read shitty ebooks and blogs, don't waste your time on forums, just sign up with some affiliate networks, get some Google and Yahoo promo coupons, and launch some campaigns. Nobody is going to babysit you, just try a bunch of things for yourself. Eventually you're bound to stumble on something that works.
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Funny, I do sales calls to places all across the US. People in Wisconsin are usually guaranteed not to be assholes.
 
machinecontrol said:
Here's the best advice anyone can give you(and that I wish someone had given me when I was starting out):
Don't read shitty ebooks and blogs, don't waste your time on forums, just sign up with some affiliate networks, get some Google and Yahoo promo coupons, and launch some campaigns. Nobody is going to babysit you, just try a bunch of things for yourself. Eventually you're bound to stumble on something that works.
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what he said...
 
machinecontrol said:
Your town must really suck if you're so desperate to get out. Are you in northern Wisconsin?

Here's the best advice anyone can give you(and that I wish someone had given me when I was starting out):
Don't read shitty ebooks and blogs, don't waste your time on forums, just sign up with some affiliate networks, get some Google and Yahoo promo coupons, and launch some campaigns. Nobody is going to babysit you, just try a bunch of things for yourself. Eventually you're bound to stumble on something that works.
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I live in a tiny ass town called Strum. Not even kidding, the people around here are stupid motherfuckers and they don't know how to live.

Yeah, I gave up on eBooks and blogs, and I've established the fact that people only make blogs so they can make money off of it, not to help others.

Where can I get those promo coupons? And you mean for AdWords and other programs like that, right? Lol. I am a member of CPAStorm, and I've made a few sales, but only like $20. That's only because I've done a few cash incentives to people. Now I'm out of money to invest into it, so I can't even get paid (needs a minimum of $50).

hazzan said:
Funny, I do sales calls to places all across the US. People in Wisconsin are usually guaranteed not to be assholes.
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Well, don't ever call anyone in my town. They are stuck up idiots. Just warning you. :P
Unless you call me, I'll be nice, haha.
 
Arsonistx said:
I live in a tiny ass town called Strum. Not even kidding, the people around here are stupid motherfuckers and they don't know how to live.

Yeah, I gave up on eBooks and blogs, and I've established the fact that people only make blogs so they can make money off of it, not to help others.

Where can I get those promo coupons? And you mean for AdWords and other programs like that, right? Lol. I am a member of CPAStorm, and I've made a few sales, but only like $20. That's only because I've done a few cash incentives to people. Now I'm out of money to invest into it, so I can't even get paid (needs a minimum of $50).



Well, don't ever call anyone in my town. They are stuck up idiots. Just warning you. :P
Unless you call me, I'll be nice, haha.
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you gonna .png me?
 
Stop wasting time, no one prolly has time to help anyone unless you do free worj for them. Follow these steps:
1. Read the forum, old threads and stickies and shag.
2. Read all threads where people posted successfull tricks, read them and shag
3. Once ur done shagging and are satisfied. Get up, Implement their ideas
4. work , shag - work - shag , work - shag till you succedd.
 
yea im in the same boat you are... got a shithole town i desperately want to leave (hint: if you somehow pull it off and get out of you town, stay away from central PA or you will find more retards and douche bags), i have a drug habit to support, and im not making shit online now that i quit freelancing.

But if you suck at making money online and you know everything you say you do, then apparently the internet doesnt like you as much as you think... get a job.

I quit all the drugs a month ago to pass a drug test, im getting a full time job and getting out then starting the internet shit up again on the side. Don't depend on it if you dont have shit going for you yet. Theres plenty of info on the forums on making money.. learn to code, get some ideas, code your ideas and see if it works. This post probably doesn't have the advice your looking for but its probably your best option... I've been freelancing for 2 years and fucking around w/ IM stuff on the side without much luck and have decided that a 9 to 5 is the way to go if you really want to leave/get high.
 
Hell, I get my drugs for free, so I don't waste my money on them. :D

Yeah, I think I might get a full time job for a little while and do online work part time, and when I have enough money to get my business going again really good, I'll be doing online full time.

But I'm still going to waste the rest of my time online so I can make as much as I can now, and when I decide to leave this shithole, I'm going FAR away.
 
Arsonistx said:
Hell, I get my drugs for free, so I don't waste my money on them. :D

Yeah, I think I might get a full time job for a little while and do online work part time, and when I have enough money to get my business going again really good, I'll be doing online full time.

But I'm still going to waste the rest of my time online so I can make as much as I can now, and when I decide to leave this shithole, I'm going FAR away.
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Well if you come through with the .png I need a blog header header done too. Thanks for giving it a try.
 
Arsonistx said:
  • I fail as a designer, most of the time. I can't design for money because I suck shit at it most of the time. Sometimes I get creative but I'm lucky if that happens.
  • I suck at affiliate marketing, because my promotion skills and development skills for my website are horrible.
  • I really need to save up some money so I can get the fuck out of this shithole people call a town. SERIOUSLY. SAVE ME!
  • I don't really know any other ways to make money. And no, I don't want a 9-5 job in the real world. I hate the real world. The internet likes me more. :)
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First of all that's the wrong attitude to succeed at anything in your life. Just pick a method from this forum or a blog, think about it, try to improve the method if you can, go to work.
 
Arsonistx said:
I live in a tiny ass town called Strum. Not even kidding, the people around here are stupid motherfuckers and they don't know how to live.

Yeah, I gave up on eBooks and blogs, and I've established the fact that people only make blogs so they can make money off of it, not to help others.

Where can I get those promo coupons? And you mean for AdWords and other programs like that, right? Lol. I am a member of CPAStorm, and I've made a few sales, but only like $20. That's only because I've done a few cash incentives to people. Now I'm out of money to invest into it, so I can't even get paid (needs a minimum of $50).



Well, don't ever call anyone in my town. They are stuck up idiots. Just warning you. :P
Unless you call me, I'll be nice, haha.
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That is some shithole. Google map doesn't even have a a highres sat picture.

You do something long enough, you ll get good at it. So stop whinin' and GET STARTED!

HH
 
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