Ok, not really. My content can actually educate, unlike crack, but you get the point.
I'll spare the long, overly-detailed thread, and I won't call you 'sir' at the end of this post either.
I took a big loss last month, and I need to get a decent amount of extra cash rolling in to float my projects and get me back on track.
So, here I am, offering up some content writing services.
$2 per 100 words.
I can work with you on bulk pricing if needed, and some content will be more or less, according to the complexity involved.
Example:
Regular articles/blog posts - $2/100
Press Releases - $6-12/100
Ebooks - $2.50/100 formatted with basic material to work off of
Ebooks - $3.25/100 formatted with me doing topic & content research
You get the fucking idea.
I know, I'm not the cheapest, but I'm also not the most expensive. My writing skills are decent, I am 100% American, and I did support myself a few years back by writing this bullshit full-time.
PM me if you want to talk or place an order.
I do request at least 50% payment up-front, although full payment is always badass
Because I don't have much of a post count here yet, and only a few of you know me, I'd be willing to take a small order without up-front payment at first just to prove my worth to you fuckers.
Hope to hear from a few of you!
EDIT TO ADD:
I can do all kinds of shit... I can knock out re-writes like a son of a bitch, including entire flog/farticle pages, landing pages, etc.
Just get in touch if you have any questions, I can do almost anything you need done.
I'll spare the long, overly-detailed thread, and I won't call you 'sir' at the end of this post either.
I took a big loss last month, and I need to get a decent amount of extra cash rolling in to float my projects and get me back on track.
So, here I am, offering up some content writing services.
$2 per 100 words.
I can work with you on bulk pricing if needed, and some content will be more or less, according to the complexity involved.
Example:
Regular articles/blog posts - $2/100
Press Releases - $6-12/100
Ebooks - $2.50/100 formatted with basic material to work off of
Ebooks - $3.25/100 formatted with me doing topic & content research
You get the fucking idea.

I know, I'm not the cheapest, but I'm also not the most expensive. My writing skills are decent, I am 100% American, and I did support myself a few years back by writing this bullshit full-time.
PM me if you want to talk or place an order.
I do request at least 50% payment up-front, although full payment is always badass

Because I don't have much of a post count here yet, and only a few of you know me, I'd be willing to take a small order without up-front payment at first just to prove my worth to you fuckers.
Hope to hear from a few of you!
EDIT TO ADD:
I can do all kinds of shit... I can knock out re-writes like a son of a bitch, including entire flog/farticle pages, landing pages, etc.
Just get in touch if you have any questions, I can do almost anything you need done.