A gigantic horse-fucking ass master?
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Googe: lolno
Are you fucking kidding me? How the fuck are you supposed to make people want to buy your fitness related product? Derp let's show average looking people and advertise 6 Pack Abs Shortcuts because those are the realistic results we can expect. Fucking obviously. If you're so dumb that you think there's a shortcut to six pack abs, you deserve to pay $35 for a fucking e-book that tells you to do crunches with your legs raised at a certain angle and you can keep eating oreos all day.
/drunknoobrant
Facebook: Ads and Sponsored Stories may not depict a state of health or body-weight as being perfect or extremely undesirable (e.g. you cannot use an image showing a person measuring his/her waist or an image focused solely on a person's abs).
Googe: lolno
Are you fucking kidding me? How the fuck are you supposed to make people want to buy your fitness related product? Derp let's show average looking people and advertise 6 Pack Abs Shortcuts because those are the realistic results we can expect. Fucking obviously. If you're so dumb that you think there's a shortcut to six pack abs, you deserve to pay $35 for a fucking e-book that tells you to do crunches with your legs raised at a certain angle and you can keep eating oreos all day.
/drunknoobrant