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pocketsfull09

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Past.
Joined here a couple years ago looking for more insight while I was doing well with clickbank and adsence.
Sold out, and went into the adult web entertainment business. Got hooked on alcohol, drugs, and hookers.
Addiction expenses collapsed business and hit rock bottom. Flat broke with a large debt.
Went back to living with parents, got a few part time jobs, while doing side projects on freelancer.com

Present Day.
Currently running a decent business and looking for some workers.
250k sqft warehouse.

Requirements.
Preferrably 18-33yrs of age.
Must live and work onsite.
Transportation provided.
12 month minimum contract.
Negotiable wages.

Also accepting investments for a 10% monthly return.

Recruiters need not contact as already in book with kelly services, monster, craigslist.

Otherwise contact michael.o.stiefel@gmail.com

Also please dont waste your time contacting this websites inbox, or posting messages online as they may go unread.

"If I can do it, anyone can"
 


I've always dreamed of working with a reliable business partner who goes bankrupt on coke and hookers.

After that great pitch, I'm just trying to decide if I want to commit to living in a warehouse with you for a year, or invest from afar.
 
I dont live there, but thanks for your interest.
Also grateful that you guys have not had similar addict experiences.
Regards in your future endeavors.
 
Get back to me if interested for details as regards the transfer of $44,500,000 to you. this money initially belongs to a client who died and had no next of kin in his account-opening package. In order to achieve this, I shall require your full name, and telephone number to reach you. Most importantly, a confirmation of acceptance from you after which I shall furnish you with the full details of this transaction
 
PhilipShapiro said:
Get back to me if interested for details as regards the transfer of $44,500,000 to you. this money initially belongs to a client who died and had no next of kin in his account-opening package. In order to achieve this, I shall require your full name, and telephone number to reach you. Most importantly, a confirmation of acceptance from you after which I shall furnish you with the full details of this transaction
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I assume you need me to pay a tiny fraction of that amount for processing costs? Is Western Union okay?
 
jeffrey said:
I assume you need me to pay a tiny fraction of that amount for processing costs? Is Western Union okay?
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Western Union okay. I rather not discuss this immaculate opportunity in such a public manner, but I will need very little from you. A small deposit to secure such a large payment is a bright and wise investment, and I guarantee you this funds which results in the amount of $44,500,000, less such Western Union fees. In this unfortunate time of the good man passing, it is imperative his money not go unclaimed. Thank you sir.
 
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Thank you for you interest.

Received some strange responses here, but nevertheless all positions have currently been filled.

If you wish to be added to the waiting list, contact the email noted.

Have a good day, and please remember to keep things civil gentlemen.
 
Would my investment be going to the coke, alcohol or hookers?

I just want to make sure there is no misunderstanding.

And how many boxes would I get to load per day in your warehouse?

And one last question before I commit, WTF is this shit? This isn't fucking CL, and it's best not to start a pitch to potential investors talking about your history of ruining businesses with personal problems.

I'm not judging your past.

I'm judging your critical thinking for bringing up your past and this entire thread in general.

.Hack? You there bro?
 
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