Longtail & Custom Keyword Lists

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Jon

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It's no secret that I have some pretty cool fucking tools that can create keyword tools that would make any PPC affiliate have a permanent hardon. Well, since I don't really need the lists anymore, nor do I have much use for the KW tools, instead of selling the tools I am willing to sell the lists instead.

Price: $250 per list.

You have to tell me the niche you want a keyword list for. Each list should have a minimum of 10k keywords, although depending on the niche you want it may vary.

Each niche keyword list will only be sold up to 3x to minimize any type of competition. Although, what you do with a keyword list is up to you, and I take no responsibility for them or what you do with them.

Keyword lists will have keywords on them that fall into 3 keyword categories..

Category 1: search keywords (high search volume, people just doing research usually)
Category 2: more in depth search keywords (medium search volume, people did their research and are between research and buy mode)
Category 3: buying keywords (lower search volume, but these searchers are in buy mode and conversions are pretty high)

Since it's way too much work for me, I won't be listing which keywords are in what category so don't get all pissed about that, it's a huge pain in the ass and requires a lot of manual labor, which you should be doing on your own anyhow so you can get into the habit of figuring out what works and what doesn't.

I'm not your nanny or your parent. I will not hold your hand through anything. It's a simple process. You tell me the niche or niches you want, I will send you the up to date keyword list you seek. Everything after that is up to you.

This won't last very long, and I'm going to donate 50% of the profits to either the USO or one of my other favorite charities (all of them are non-political or religion related too).

You know where to find me, only contact me if you are serious and ready to buy. Ask questions here.

I accept payment by Epassporte, PayPal, Wire, and any other legal type of payment.
 


So are selling keyword lists the new version of selling e-books ?

Are you kidding me?

It's not even like that at all you penis!

I'm not selling some secret. You can do kw research yourself. There are a billion tools, both free and paid out there for you to do it with. But if you're a lazy bastard like me, and you want a kw fix in an hour or so for exactly what you're looking for, then buy my lists, if not, do it on your own. I had the tools custom made BECAUSE I wanted the best keywords avail, and didn't want to spend days sifting through tons of sources for it. It still takes me about 30-60 mins for each one, but hey, that's better than anything I've ever bought or tried, and there is no way in hell I am selling the software.
 
Jon, thanks for calling me a penis. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

The reason I compared what you are doing to the ebook is because it's selling something people think is a secret/mysterious.

Basically another way of taking advantage of idiots that can't spend a couple of hours on a search engine figuring this out.

Still, what might be funny is if someone buys a KW list from you for a few niches then markets it ebook style on a dog-shit ebook landing page and sells a ton of copies for these niche markets to these idiots in large groups or volume.

The sad thing is, it would probably work !

(I was going to mock up an funny page specifically for WF secret winning KW's, but then I hit a stroke of lazy and couldn't be arsed).
 
jon-

do you also submit sites to directories - i think i may order some of your services
 
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