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WHAT TO DO WHEN BORED!

1 Ask someone for advice you don't need
2 Listen to a painting
3 Take your sofa for a walk
4 Shave a shrub
5 Hold a debate. Take both sides
6 Interview a cloud
7 Create a shitty titty thread and promote it through a fake drama thread
8 Put legwarmers on the furniture
9 Mug a stop sign
10 Clean and polish your belly button
11 Water the dog ... see if he grows
12 Mow your carpet
13 Rake your carpet (to clean up clippings from mowing)
14 Dial-A-Therapist and argue
15 Dial-A-Prayer for forgiveness for above
16 Rent a dog to chase your car
17 Let him catch it
18 Sue the owner of above
19 Confess to a crime you didn't commit
20 Play solitaire - with your toes
21 Run for president
22 Make friends with a bird in your garden ... give him a name
23 Give your goldfish language enrichment classes
24 Talk politics to a tree