Soup de jour...Can I get a script please?

[OfferwebTyler]

I have always had an admiration for Goro of Mortal Kombat, Sheeva too. In fact....what would happen if they engaged and created little monster warrior children? Would they have 4 arms? Yeah. 2 toes? Probably, but this may be inconvenient at times. Either way you put it they would be able to do twice the work and kick twice the ass of any 2 arm being. So why does this intrigue me???

I have heard people talking about scripts and how they can do the work of 10 people because of them.

So, my question is: What is a script, how can they be used and how are they written.

Any links to F R E E* (can spam compliant) tutorial websites or demo script instructions will be helpful.

 

[morphy]

no...

 

[nevele]

I have always had an admiration for Goro of Mortal Kombat, Sheeva too. In fact....what would happen if they engaged and created little monster warrior children? Would they have 4 arms? Yeah. 2 toes? Probably, but this may be inconvenient at times. Either way you put it they would be able to do twice the work and kick twice the ass of any 2 arm being. So why does this intrigue me???

I have heard people talking about scripts and how they can do the work of 10 people because of them.

this is a prime example of storymarketing gone horribly, horribly wrong.
if john carlton had a lobotomy, this is what i would expect from him.

A+ for effort though.

if you're still around after you post a link to your tutorial site, check these out:

Storytelling and the Art of Persuasion
To Sell More, Tell a Story | Smart Marketing
Seth's Blog: Ode: How to tell a great story

 

[Houdas]

*facepalm*

 

[Silvercard]

Wow, awesome story. Your ties to Mortal Kombat have struck a string in my heart. I feel inspired to seek to do more as well. If only I could grow 6 more arms and 6 more heads... then I could talk on 7 phones at once. I would be the shiz nitz of sales people. I could have 7 people hanging up on me all at once. That kind of experience might be so euphoric 6 of my seven heads would explode leaving the one on the far end. I would then be kind of lopsided which would lead to self consciousness and I would eventually kill myself.

Are you a Dark Friend?

 

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