Wonder Dust

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TPMnorth

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Just got this email to one of my Oz theme LP's.
Anyone get similar emails? Cred for whomever wrote it... Fuckin' Funny or serious!?


Dear Dr. Oz


I am thinking about having a surgery done and wondered if I could buy some of your wonder dust that you showed on TV with your brother inlaw's finger. I was wanting to try it on the area they will have to cut open. Can we buy it. I also wanted to ask you how it would effect horses and cuts. Please let me know who to contact regarding this and may things I would like to try and ask about with it. This could change so many things for people

Thanks,

Traci
 


Lol....
I think she is looking for something like this...
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Holy shit! If someone's stupid enough to thnk your Oz Themed LP is actually his site, I reckon they'll fall for just about anything.

I say try finding half a dozen different offers, telling them that the "wonder dust" guy got taken out by the FDA, but they should try a whole heap of these other things, just to boost their chances.

Normally, I'd be mortified by trying to sell the guy something that's going to kill him, but this guy seems stupid enough that you'd only be improving the gene pool.
That's right, my morals are predicated on the intellectual capacity of those talking to me...
 
Anybody ever get checks sent to them by idiot people who think your LP or email is the place of business?

For some reason, when the Snuggie offer kicked ass last year, our email promotion sent us about 1 letter a week from people mailing a check to OUR company name with a note saying they couldnt pay by credit card, and to order them their Snuggies.

Just curious if anybody ever attempted to cash these checks? LOL. We never did, but we have a MORON board on the office wall and we pin them on there.
 
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