Woot Affiliate Program!

[fm1234]

The greatest non-pornographic website on the Internet now has an affiliate program. The announcement page is a reason to be in this business. I don't know to whom they finally listened, but I've been pestering Woot to launch an aff program for years. I am not super thrilled with the 2% commissions, but the 8% on the kids' stuff is stellar -- the deals on Kids.Woot are fucking amazing, and I gather from hanging out on the forums since day one that they retain a huge number of new buyers.

Great site, and hopefully great bank for all. If you run any kind of deal site, shopping community or similarly relevant operation, take a look at what Woot.com has on offer.


Frank

 

[vinnythejinny]

Thanks for sharing and even better the aff program isnt run by idiots@Amazon. its at CJ, atleast we get paid quicker than 120 days amazon payment policy

 

[galacon]

I love those fuckin guys. That describes the experience most people will have with aff marketing quite accurately, but it looks like it could be lucrative for the rest of us if run right, especially on the kids side like you point out.

lmao, thanks for posting that.

 

[fm1234]

I'm still fucking laughing and it's been a couple of days since I first read it.

For those too stupid to click on the quality links I post, here are some excerpts:

Want to destroy your online reputation AND earn literally pennies through dull, thankless tedium? Woot seeks tireless, gullible fans naive enough to believe that a life of luxury can be theirs just for posting a few advertising links. Some people call it an affiliate program – we call it Woot Minions!

For the Woot Minions themselves, we promise only a lot of aggravation for very little payoff. So why should you bother? We have no idea. Ask all those people who've been begging us to do this. Maybe they know.

Fill out the application here. You might be wasting your time by even applying. But hey, if you had anything better to do, you wouldn't be signing up for online affiliate advertising programs!

Prepare to be severely underwhelmed as your piddling income potential as a Woot Minion becomes clear. Truly diligent Woot Minions can perhaps look forward to buying extra cheese on their next Quarter Pounder.

Can YOU afford to miss out on the Internet's least exciting, slowest-growing advertising revenue opportunity? Of course you can!

 

[Andrew Scherer]

hahaha nice