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Here’s something you won’t read every day: Talented Indian Writer who won’t Write for Fucking Peanuts!

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And before your mind cycles through the numerous writers from India who’ve given you content that’s not ‘colloquial’ as per your requirements- Stop and read the rest of this shit and you might just do yourself a big favor:

Unless you’re a total fucking retard who just got kicked in the nuts, You must’ve guessed already, the Talented writer from India I’m talking about is me!

Allow me to introduce my grand fucking self to you!

My names Jai, I’m from India and yes, my dick is bigger than yours…

No, seriously… ;)

But what really gets my fucking goat is the fact that some folks from the west who outsource their content needs take it for granted that every fucking sod worth his QWERTY keys, who gets up on the other side of the world isn’t and will not be able write you the stuff that gets your prospects ripping your arm off for whatever it is you might be peddling!
If you’re one of these people, you seriously need to get up off your arse and get out of the fucking 50's!

The reality today, my dear reader is, and I quote myself ‘Unless you’re a total fucking retard who just got kicked in the nuts’, most of the english educated world is now a single entity!

Blame the media, blame modern english education systems, but I’m yet to come across an article or report published in any good magazine or paper published in India that’s inferior in any way compared to any of the same shit punched out by some guy in the west…

And I know this because I’m a self proclaimed reading and travel addict who’s travelled extensively around the globe, reading and learning as many as, or more pages than the miles I’ve clocked. So far my travels have taken me all over Europe, the US, Australia, New Zealand, the UK, the Middle East, Malaysia, Singapore yada yada yada…And I’ve done it on my own steam!

And I hate to admit it, but if anything ever came good of the bloody tea slurping scone stuffing Brits sucking the life out of entire continents at a time, it has to be the fact that they gave the world the second-most common language to interact in…

The first of course, though not literally, is money…And if you’re going to argue with that, just ask yourself why the Chinese who treat the English Language like the bubonic plague, who make the G8 shake in their boots and piss their pants every time they say a word are making so much moolah hand over foot, even thought they don't speak a word of it! It's only because they can make and sell stuff for a quarter of the price others can, that's when money talks...

But that’s not what I’m here to talk about, in fact I don’t really even give a rat’s arse…

So what if most of what you see around you is 'made in china'!

So what if someday we end up living in a world where chinese food will just be ‘food’ and where we are all forced to work in Chinese sweat shops and learn to speak and write Cantonese in Concentration Camps where the sweetest reward of the day is to get pineapples shoved up our arses when the day’s labor is done, just for not being a native ‘chinese’ person!

No I’m not a racist and I don’t give a fuck…really!

What matters to me, is the here and now!

And as far as I’m concerned I write exceedingly well and better than many at that. So, If you’ve had a particularly agonizing experience with writers from India, stop crying like a little bitch and man up to realize that it was your mistake when you chose to work with an amateur and/or a poser with an internet connection and a PC who thinks ezinearticles is a place where you pay them to go and copy-paste articles for you!

Besides if you think a classy, traffic sucking article is going to be yours for the price of a greasy big mac, fries and coke…you’re only fucking fooling your vacuum craniumed nard bleeding self!

Gold is never cheap, at least not forever…
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Do you really think that any professional writer would actually waste their precious time, talent, education, experience and skills, writing for fucking peanuts?!

Why blame India and Indian writers just because your bad judgement got the better of you…

In fact don’t blame any one else for your fuckups at all, Indian or not! Here’s a solution - hire a professional!

And if I’ve come across as a little too sure of my writing skills, it’s because I am…

Your internet business runs on content and and if you still don’t have the good sense to hire a real writer to get the maximum bang for your buck…you’re simply delaying the inevitable!
My name’s Jai…I write stuff that gets you results and I don’t procrastinate.

I can be reached at j.s.shah84@gmail.com .

My Average Turnaround is 2000-3000 Words a day.

My Rate’s are $5 for a 300 Word Article, $10 for a 500 Word Article and $25 for 1000 Words of the same classy shit.

If you want some of that, drop me an email and I assure you, you will get your money’s worth! If You can keep me busy for more than two weeks at a time, there’s some solid discounts in the offing as well…

Rant over. That’s exactly 934 words of Nuf Said…Over to you.

P.S. I will send you a money request via Paypal only after I finish your articles and send them over only after you Pay. Send in Your Order details to j.s.shah@gmail.com .
 


(a) font colours suck on forums
(b) too much effort trying to appeal to the WF community

But people would never guess you were non-english born from reading your post so you probably do good work.
 
Samples?

Proof that you can do something beyond ranting for 934 words and do actual research and write about a topic?

In other words, the verbal version of a spoon pic to prove that your dick is larger than a toothpick?
 
Thank you. Finally a Challenge! Brand New, Red Hot off-the-Press Article Sample coming up in an hour!
 
Sample Article: The 2010 Hummer H3 (553 Words)


There are cars, then there are SUVs and then there are Hummers that will make a Porsche leak oil when standing next to it in a parking lot.

When it comes to 4wds there are few that can steal the thunder of a Hummer. The colossal stance, the stonking engine and the ability to suck oil fields dry when given the stick…


I’ve always loved the big Hummers, which is why the 2010 Hummer H3 with a 3.7 Liter inline five cylinder block that pumps out 239 ponies that are let loose using a 5 speed manual ‘box probably got a more than a few people wondering what the manufacturer’s strategy was?


I mean, did we really need a mini-me Hummer? The answer is yes. Sure, it is a compact SUV with about 2.5 tons of kerb muscle. Nevertheless, any 4wd SUV that moves from zero to 60 in 11 seconds with only a 3.7 Liter straight doing duty definitely has my vote, not to mention, the similar handling capabilities to that of its big brother.


However, for those who find the H3’s output figures, a little too bland. They will be pleased to know you can also buy the H3 Alpha edition that houses a 5.3-liter V8 churning out 300 braking horsepower, ready to help your tires brake traction just before realizing they are late for work and then powering the mini-mammoth all the way to 60 within 8.8 seconds from pit stop! Now that is impressive for many considering no SUV is ever built to go fast in a straight line or around corners for that matter.


As already mentioned, the H3 also handles extremely well, trading height for stability when compared to other vehicles in its category. However, you will need to be especially careful when backing up into a parking spot since the narrow windows along with the tailgate mounted spare tire will make things a tad more challenging.

What the H3 does well, though, is provide ample interior space, albeit marginally less than other, bigger hummer models, but further enhanced by a 60-40 split back seat that allows folding in order to free-up cargo space for when you need it.


Fortunately, safety does not take a backseat when it comes to this baby hummer because you also have the option of choosing curtain airbags along with the traditional ones to make sure that you are protected from a side impact as well in the event of an accident.


Some of the other features that make this H3 a great car to drive around in include it’s six speaker CD stereo, cruise control locks and mirrors, Bluetooth connectivity and dual zone air-conditioning on the base version! Other, optionals come in the form of adjustable, power-heated front seats, leather upholstery, MP3 compatible sound system and an enviable off-road package.


The Alpha also comes loaded to the gills with the fire breathing V8, leather seating, superior audio, alloy wheels, chrome trim and heated seats making it the premium buy of the two H3 versions. On the outside, however, the hummer-ness is all too evident and pretty much indiscernible…


Put it all together, and a suddenly a smaller hummer does seem like a pretty good purchase. All you’ve got to do is choose the one that matches your budget and drive away…
 
Grammatical errors galore. You may be able to spell words correctly (for the most part), but the comma placement enjoys the ball sac.

Not only that, but when I read the article, it sounds more like a rant per your initial post than an informative article. This leads me to believe that you can only write about opinion.

Your introduction thread in the STS section leads me to believe that you are unable to follow simple rules.

Your constant use of m8 shows unprofessionalism.

This:
Fortunately, safety does not take a backseat when it comes to this baby hummer because you also have the option of choosing curtain airbags along with the traditional ones to make sure that you are protected from a side impact as well in the event of an accident.
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= run-on sentence. And that's not the only one.

For some reason, halfway through you decided that Hummer didn't need to be capitalized any more. Maybe you were writing this, and midway through Volkswagen bought Hummer, so they no longer deserved pronoun status?

You have an okay knack for writing opinions, leading me to believe that you'd be an okay blogger. But I wrote a shitty essay about WWII veterans dying out in 6th grade, and it looked and sounded better than this.

Beats the fuck out of carlton.johnson. But still needs quite a bit of work before trying out WickedFire. Especially with what you're charging for it.

A good writer from India does not equal a good writer. Maybe in your country you're one of the best. But here, you're just another wannabe kid.
 
Alright, I read the crap you wrote and though you tried to sound like an expert in reality you're far from it, so listen up:

1. This article was written fresh in less than 15 minutes, while I was working on wrapping up a big project. And while you've racked you brains trying to spot what's wrong with it, the intended audience would've connected with the language and clicked on the link at the end of the article, which is the point of this or any other article that I'm paid to write. The measure of a solid online article in my books is how well it converts and whether it strikes a chord with its audience. A guy who's interested in picking up an H3 or buying auto insurance or any other shit for that matter won't be wasting his time looking at the commas.

2. The rant you're talking about in my article is non-existent. In fact, if anything it's your review that seems more like a rant than anything else. Also, the article is full of facts that person who'd want to buy a car would look for, if you weren't so busy typing shit and read it from the reader's point of view, you'd have spotted them.

3. Sayin m8 or mate isn't unproffessional, it's just being friendly you prick. But, You wouldn't know that because the only friends a loser like you could have are his 'internet friends'...

4. The 'run-on' sentence you're referring to reads perfectly well and flows smoothly so I don't even want to pull you up for that one.

5. Your rant about my not capitalizing Hummer somewhere in the article and the unnecessary bit about Volkswagon buying out the company was a Pathetic attempt at trying to gain support by saying that I had somehow insulted an All-American brand like the Hummer...In fact, I don't know if you've noticed it yet but, I've capitalized the word 'Pathetic' in the last sentence because it describes your entire article review in one word.

6. And you know what, I've been around WF for a day, but I've seen the stuff CJ produces. You say what you wrote 'beats the fuck out of CJ' and I can bet you right now, based on your review, any shit you wrote or will ever write can never even come close to being as good as CJ's work.

So forget about making the grade here at WF, I'm beginning to wonder how you made 6th grade! And that brings me to your point about your 6th Grade article being better than the one I just posted is another example of how you're nothing but talk. You've said a lot, but I don't see you backing any of that shit up with real material...

7. I've already got a PM from a client willing to pay up for what I write despite the your bouts of verbal diarrhoea all in one post...so your comment about what I charge doesn't water, just like the rest of your BS.

8. And your saying ' a good writer from India does not equal a good writer ' pretty much sums up your frustration and tells me that you're obviously an ignorant prick who knows nothing about India or writers from India...and I never claimed to be the best from India, so I'm guessing this too was conjured up by your weak schizophrenic mind like just about everything else in your post!

9. And finally, coming back to what I said earlier, you entire post seems like it's made by a person trying to sound like an expert...which makes you the wannabe kid...

Seriously man, I had a lot more to say and I could go on and bring you to your knees, but I've got work to do...
 
Oh and I just noticed...you're a fucking competing writer....what a surprise? Seriously, get off my thread loser...
 
-If you are going to assert that you are the shit, be the shit and take the time to proof instead of making excuses that you knocked out a mediocre (at best) article in 15 minutes. You fucked up. You made some mistakes in the article and in your intro. It happens. However I'd never hire someone who fucks up and then argues with me about why they didn't fuck up.

-If you're going to assert that you are not "unproffessional," take the time to spell check the fucking word.

- Whoopity doo. You got one client. Have fun paying for your next flight to Singapore with your $45.

I'm all for the confidence, bro, but in my short time here I've learned that newbs are newbs. Invest your time in demonstrating your professionalism and being liked, not this guns-a-blazin' "I'm the best" bullshit.
 
relies on the F-word too much, must have low self-esteem which is probably indicative of caste-envy. i stopped reading when he mentions penis-size plus the font sucks balls. what a maroon...
 
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relies on the F-word too much, must have low self-esteem which is probably indicative of caste-envy. i stopped reading when he mentions penis-size plus the font sucks balls. what a maroon...
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1. F-word?? You want to say Fuck, come out and say it cocksucka!

2. Wow, caste-envy...hmmm...really? You think??

3. Thank God you stopped reading at Penis size because I don't know what other shit you might've had to say if you did...besides, from the looks of your post I think you'r the one with the low self-esteem issues because of your small dick, unless of course, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!

Peace out!
 
bgd2010 said:
-If you are going to assert that you are the shit, be the shit and take the time to proof instead of making excuses that you knocked out a mediocre (at best) article in 15 minutes. You fucked up. You made some mistakes in the article and in your intro. It happens. However I'd never hire someone who fucks up and then argues with me about why they didn't fuck up.

-If you're going to assert that you are not "unproffessional," take the time to spell check the fucking word.

- Whoopity doo. You got one client. Have fun paying for your next flight to Singapore with your $45.

I'm all for the confidence, bro, but in my short time here I've learned that newbs are newbs. Invest your time in demonstrating your professionalism and being liked, not this guns-a-blazin' "I'm the best" bullshit.
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The spelling error was a typo and once again I never claimed to be the best, but I agree with most of the other stuff you said...

Respect!
 
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